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Alright, here's the deal:

I've been throwing my weiner (no shaud homo) at some hood skeezers for like 3 nights now. I've got 2 different sets of digits. One belongs to a girl who is all about Jesus, the other belongs to a girl who is all about snorting cocaine off of my penile region.

The dilemma is this: Do I corrupt a church girl or do I go for the ridiculously easy score that is the druggy slut?

One is guaranteed freakness but the other is kind of more challenging, and in a way more intriguing.

Do I work hard to turn the churchy into a d-loving whore or do I go for the chick that would do anything for an 8-ball?

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Alright, here's the deal:

I've been throwing my weiner (no shaud homo) at some hood skeezers for like 3 nights now. I've got 2 different sets of digits. One belongs to a girl who is all about Jesus, the other belongs to a girl who is all about snorting cocaine off of my penile region.

The dilemma is this: Do I corrupt a church girl or do I go for the ridiculously easy score that is the druggy slut?

One is guaranteed freakness but the other is kind of more challenging, and in a way more intriguing.

Do I work hard to turn the churchy into a d-loving whore or do I go for the chick that would do anything for an 8-ball?

You know my ex-wife??

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it depends what you want out of these girls. Obv if you wan only sex i say go for the druggy because the church girl might get too attached. If you are looking for wify material go for the church girl.

Definitely not looking for Wifey material, but I do enjoy the challenge of turning a girl from the path of the Lord.

You're right about the Churchy becoming a Stage 5 clinger though.

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See, this is a complicated issue. If you're like me and are desperate for any kind of pussay at the moment, you take the crackheaded whore in a heartbeat. My hammerhead hasn't been inside a woman in far too long. I don't even know how he would react to an environment less familiar than my warm, right hand.

I do love a good challenge, though.

At the end of the day I'm going with the coke-head. It's like taking a really good offensive lineman to start a football team. It may not be the sexiest pick, but you know what you're getting. With the church girl, it's like taking that flashy WR with a top-10 pick. You may be getting that stud like DeSean Jackson, or you might end up with Ted Ginn Jr. The risk far outweighs the reward IMO.

Hopefully this clears everything up.

If you want some advice when I'm sober, just holler.

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See, this is a complicated issue. If you're like me and are desperate for any kind of pussay at the moment, you take the crackheaded whore in a heartbeat. My hammerhead hasn't been inside a woman in far too long. I don't even know how he would react to an environment less familiar than my warm, right hand.

I do love a good challenge, though.

At the end of the day I'm going with the coke-head. It's like taking a really good offensive lineman to start a football team. It may not be the sexiest pick, but you know what you're getting. With the church girl, it's like taking that flashy WR with a top-10 pick. You may be getting that stud like DeSean Jackson, or you might end up with Ted Ginn Jr. The risk far outweighs the reward IMO.

Hopefully this clears everything up.

If you want some advice when I'm sober, just holler.

lmaoooo

Scott>>>>

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See, this is a complicated issue. If you're like me and are desperate for any kind of pussay at the moment, you take the crackheaded whore in a heartbeat. My hammerhead hasn't been inside a woman in far too long. I don't even know how he would react to an environment less familiar than my warm, right hand.

I do love a good challenge, though.

At the end of the day I'm going with the coke-head. It's like taking a really good offensive lineman to start a football team. It may not be the sexiest pick, but you know what you're getting. With the church girl, it's like taking that flashy WR with a top-10 pick. You may be getting that stud like DeSean Jackson, or you might end up with Ted Ginn Jr. The risk far outweighs the reward IMO.

Hopefully this clears everything up.

If you want some advice when I'm sober, just holler.

You just convinced the **** out of me.

I'm goin with the druggy.

You sir, should be a paralegal.

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See, this is a complicated issue. If you're like me and are desperate for any kind of pussay at the moment, you take the crackheaded whore in a heartbeat. My hammerhead hasn't been inside a woman in far too long. I don't even know how he would react to an environment less familiar than my warm, right hand.

I do love a good challenge, though.

At the end of the day I'm going with the coke-head. It's like taking a really good offensive lineman to start a football team. It may not be the sexiest pick, but you know what you're getting. With the church girl, it's like taking that flashy WR with a top-10 pick. You may be getting that stud like DeSean Jackson, or you might end up with Ted Ginn Jr. The risk far outweighs the reward IMO.

Hopefully this clears everything up.

If you want some advice when I'm sober, just holler.

*dead*

scott >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Whichever you do, strap up.

See if you can work out a minage. Take pictures.

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Actually, you're taking a chance on both. First you risk having the church going chick fall in love. You should make sure tha D is all she wants. Who knows she may be a undercover. Secondly, do you know if the crackhead has any STD's. Have you seen the papers. I would be concerned about that just a bit. But if the church chick wants more than sex and not a 1 nighter or have the benefits package, I wouldnt do either of them. That's just me

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I say go with both.

This^^^^^

Why should you put all your eggs in one basket? What if you choose one and either get tired of her or it falls through? We all know how girls can be **** teases. You really should just shoot for both and increase your chances by that much.

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You do both, but here's the real challenge. Can you get the church girl snorting blow off your willie and get the d-loving whore praying to Jesus? That sir is the real test.

Please keep us posted, I do love living vicariously through you young turks now that I'm in the Viagra years :lol:

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WHy choose. Do both

Lou, you're speaking my language. ****, if nothing else, let the Druggy TURN the Churchy, sit back and watch....then cleanup!!!

why do you need to ask? you arent a committed man....get out there and plow them both

do it for us married men

Yes indeedy my Amigo!! You speak the truth!! I have had the SAME hole for 18 or 19 years!!!! :P

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Alright, here's the deal:

I've been throwing my weiner (no shaud homo) at some hood skeezers for like 3 nights now. I've got 2 different sets of digits. One belongs to a girl who is all about Jesus, the other belongs to a girl who is all about snorting cocaine off of my penile region.

The dilemma is this: Do I corrupt a church girl or do I go for the ridiculously easy score that is the druggy slut?

One is guaranteed freakness but the other is kind of more challenging, and in a way more intriguing.

Do I work hard to turn the churchy into a d-loving whore or do I go for the chick that would do anything for an 8-ball?

You've got issues.

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