The Snellvillain Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Alright, here's the deal:I've been throwing my weiner (no shaud homo) at some hood skeezers for like 3 nights now. I've got 2 different sets of digits. One belongs to a girl who is all about Jesus, the other belongs to a girl who is all about snorting cocaine off of my penile region. The dilemma is this: Do I corrupt a church girl or do I go for the ridiculously easy score that is the druggy slut? One is guaranteed freakness but the other is kind of more challenging, and in a way more intriguing. Do I work hard to turn the churchy into a d-loving whore or do I go for the chick that would do anything for an 8-ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpion Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 it depends what you want out of these girls. Obv if you wan only sex i say go for the druggy because the church girl might get too attached. If you are looking for wify material go for the church girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaIconfansince80 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Alright, here's the deal:I've been throwing my weiner (no shaud homo) at some hood skeezers for like 3 nights now. I've got 2 different sets of digits. One belongs to a girl who is all about Jesus, the other belongs to a girl who is all about snorting cocaine off of my penile region. The dilemma is this: Do I corrupt a church girl or do I go for the ridiculously easy score that is the druggy slut? One is guaranteed freakness but the other is kind of more challenging, and in a way more intriguing. Do I work hard to turn the churchy into a d-loving whore or do I go for the chick that would do anything for an 8-ball?You know my ex-wife?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Snellvillain Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 it depends what you want out of these girls. Obv if you wan only sex i say go for the druggy because the church girl might get too attached. If you are looking for wify material go for the church girl.Definitely not looking for Wifey material, but I do enjoy the challenge of turning a girl from the path of the Lord. You're right about the Churchy becoming a Stage 5 clinger though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maine207 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 lmfao Headshot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIFT HITTER Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 druggy slut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdot falcon Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I say go with both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott da 6'0 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 See, this is a complicated issue. If you're like me and are desperate for any kind of pussay at the moment, you take the crackheaded whore in a heartbeat. My hammerhead hasn't been inside a woman in far too long. I don't even know how he would react to an environment less familiar than my warm, right hand. I do love a good challenge, though. At the end of the day I'm going with the coke-head. It's like taking a really good offensive lineman to start a football team. It may not be the sexiest pick, but you know what you're getting. With the church girl, it's like taking that flashy WR with a top-10 pick. You may be getting that stud like DeSean Jackson, or you might end up with Ted Ginn Jr. The risk far outweighs the reward IMO.Hopefully this clears everything up. If you want some advice when I'm sober, just holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdot falcon Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 See, this is a complicated issue. If you're like me and are desperate for any kind of pussay at the moment, you take the crackheaded whore in a heartbeat. My hammerhead hasn't been inside a woman in far too long. I don't even know how he would react to an environment less familiar than my warm, right hand. I do love a good challenge, though. At the end of the day I'm going with the coke-head. It's like taking a really good offensive lineman to start a football team. It may not be the sexiest pick, but you know what you're getting. With the church girl, it's like taking that flashy WR with a top-10 pick. You may be getting that stud like DeSean Jackson, or you might end up with Ted Ginn Jr. The risk far outweighs the reward IMO.Hopefully this clears everything up. If you want some advice when I'm sober, just holler.lmaooooScott>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Snellvillain Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 See, this is a complicated issue. If you're like me and are desperate for any kind of pussay at the moment, you take the crackheaded whore in a heartbeat. My hammerhead hasn't been inside a woman in far too long. I don't even know how he would react to an environment less familiar than my warm, right hand. I do love a good challenge, though. At the end of the day I'm going with the coke-head. It's like taking a really good offensive lineman to start a football team. It may not be the sexiest pick, but you know what you're getting. With the church girl, it's like taking that flashy WR with a top-10 pick. You may be getting that stud like DeSean Jackson, or you might end up with Ted Ginn Jr. The risk far outweighs the reward IMO.Hopefully this clears everything up. If you want some advice when I'm sober, just holler.You just convinced the **** out of me. I'm goin with the druggy. You sir, should be a paralegal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AussieFalconsFan Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Go for the churchy girl, they have the "nerd girl" syndrome where they go wild in bed.My HS girlfriend was the daughter of the local priest or bishop or whatever the **** you call the holy man.But she turned out to be crazy with real emotional problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grrrillapmpn Inc.® Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Whichever you do, strap up.See if you can work out a minage. Take pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Dog Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 WHy choose. Do both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimsmusic™ Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 See, this is a complicated issue. If you're like me and are desperate for any kind of pussay at the moment, you take the crackheaded whore in a heartbeat. My hammerhead hasn't been inside a woman in far too long. I don't even know how he would react to an environment less familiar than my warm, right hand. I do love a good challenge, though. At the end of the day I'm going with the coke-head. It's like taking a really good offensive lineman to start a football team. It may not be the sexiest pick, but you know what you're getting. With the church girl, it's like taking that flashy WR with a top-10 pick. You may be getting that stud like DeSean Jackson, or you might end up with Ted Ginn Jr. The risk far outweighs the reward IMO.Hopefully this clears everything up. If you want some advice when I'm sober, just holler.*dead* scott >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whichever you do, strap up.See if you can work out a minage. Take pictures.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 ehh you run the big risk of throwing a toothpick down a hall ways with the druggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ya_boi_j Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Actually, you're taking a chance on both. First you risk having the church going chick fall in love. You should make sure tha D is all she wants. Who knows she may be a undercover. Secondly, do you know if the crackhead has any STD's. Have you seen the papers. I would be concerned about that just a bit. But if the church chick wants more than sex and not a 1 nighter or have the benefits package, I wouldnt do either of them. That's just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnasty Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I say go with both.This^^^^^Why should you put all your eggs in one basket? What if you choose one and either get tired of her or it falls through? We all know how girls can be **** teases. You really should just shoot for both and increase your chances by that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 why do you need to ask? you arent a committed man....get out there and plow them bothdo it for us married men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swami57 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 You do both, but here's the real challenge. Can you get the church girl snorting blow off your willie and get the d-loving whore praying to Jesus? That sir is the real test.Please keep us posted, I do love living vicariously through you young turks now that I'm in the Viagra years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Regular Guy Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 WHy choose. Do bothLou, you're speaking my language. ****, if nothing else, let the Druggy TURN the Churchy, sit back and watch....then cleanup!!!why do you need to ask? you arent a committed man....get out there and plow them bothdo it for us married menYes indeedy my Amigo!! You speak the truth!! I have had the SAME hole for 18 or 19 years!!!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon1111 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 This feller aint got a chance with neither. If he did he wouldn't post a thread about it. I say you should bang your dog instead. Do it! Your dog loves you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metatron360 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 i say dump both. 2 diferent extremes that always lead to trouble. go to the asian massage parlor. its cheaper in the end and you get to plow young asian women who will treat you like a king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Alright, here's the deal:I've been throwing my weiner (no shaud homo) at some hood skeezers for like 3 nights now. I've got 2 different sets of digits. One belongs to a girl who is all about Jesus, the other belongs to a girl who is all about snorting cocaine off of my penile region. The dilemma is this: Do I corrupt a church girl or do I go for the ridiculously easy score that is the druggy slut? One is guaranteed freakness but the other is kind of more challenging, and in a way more intriguing. Do I work hard to turn the churchy into a d-loving whore or do I go for the chick that would do anything for an 8-ball?You've got issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.