Clark Kent™ Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 The kid is 5'8 at best. I don't care what any of those websites say. If you look at him and you still think he is 5'10 then you need to junk punch yourself or have someone junk punch you.Thoughts? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skn Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Grimes is actually 6'4". His shortness is just an illusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 5'8" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnrealfalcoN Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Grimes is actually 6'4". His shortness is just an illusion.he was just in the dryer too long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tandy Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Grimes is actually 6'4". His shortness is just an illusion.This is true. I heard he plays on his knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporkdevil Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I've heard Brent Grimes is only a figment of our imagination. He's only real if we truly believe in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncja Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 You're right. Some guy on a message board knows exactly how tall Brent Grimes is. Jesus, why have I paid attention the the websites that report this stuff when I can just ask Joe Shmoe since he has all the answers. There is a mass conspiracy on the internet by all of these sports sites to trick us that Brent Grimes is 5'10". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeitdown Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 5-7 to 5-8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconinPA Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 5-7 to 5-8sounds about right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Kent™ Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 You're right. Some guy on a message board knows exactly how tall Brent Grimes is. Jesus, why have I paid attention the the websites that report this stuff when I can just ask Joe Shmoe since he has all the answers. There is a mass conspiracy on the internet by all of these sports sites to trick us that Brent Grimes is 5'10".Hey better late than never. Now you understand how this stuff works. Internet is serious business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncja Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Hey better late than never. Now you understand how this stuff works. Internet is serious business Everything I've seen online has him listed at 5'10", EXCEPT Wikipedia which any of us can edit... I might go change to list him at 6'4" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevykev21 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I heard he's 5'4" from my cousin's hairdresser's transvestite mother-in-law....or would that be father-in-law now.....I'm confused?Anyway, he's somewhere between 5'3" and 5'5" because I faced reality and junk punched myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Kent™ Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Everything I've seen online has him listed at 5'10", EXCEPT Wikipedia which any of us can edit... I might go change to list him at 6'4"Yeah, well i dont have to have a website to tell me his height. I can look at the dude and tell he is a couple inches shorter than pretty much all of our CB's. I don't let websites determine my opinion. They might influence it, but they don't make it for me. JMO though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncja Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Yeah, well i dont have to have a website to tell me his height. I can look at the dude and tell he is a couple inches shorter than pretty much all of our QB's. I don't let websites determine my opinion. They might influence it, but they don't make it for me. JMO though.Our QB's are like 6'5" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevykev21 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 sounds about rightWell, that settles it. It "sounds about right" to the fan in Pennsylvania. I'm going to try using my hearing to determine someone's height from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcons Ace Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 He's actually 4"22. Serious biz brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncja Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Look, if someone can show me a picture of him standing next to another CB and looks shorter, I'll concede it....... or I'll just argue that player is 2" taller than what the site says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iDash Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 He has never Officially been measured, High schools, College, dont report the exact Height/weight.He didnt go to the Combine ,Anyway, Grimes has a Height Trick-it could be 2 inch shoes, or the neck stretch,Maybe, He is just one good Toe Tipper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncja Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 He's actually 4"22. Serious biz brah.Real talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Kent™ Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Our QB's are like 6'5"FixedI'll be looking for a pic. Not sure if i'll find one though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIfalcon Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 i heard he's actually 3 midgets who just stand on each others shoulders during games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconinPA Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Well, that settles it. It "sounds about right" to the fan in Pennsylvania. I'm going to try using my hearing to determine someone's height from now on.Were you born as arsehole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconinPA Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Well, that settles it. It "sounds about right" to the fan in Pennsylvania. I'm going to try using my hearing to determine someone's height from now on.Oh, I am sorry. That was an attempt to be funny. Please stick to your day job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncja Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 No need for that kind of explicative, it's highly offensive and serves no purpose.However, if you're one who believes that Brent Grimes is ACTUALLY 5'10, you may need to step away from whatever drug you are on. Grimes is truly about 5-8, max of 5-9. He's a short guy, if he was 5-10, like many great CBs, or playmakers, he'd be top flight, those 2 inches truly are a huge difference, a 6'4 guy with a 35inch vert, vs a 5'10 guy with a 40" vert, that height difference on jump balls is nearly nullified, however, with Grimes his 40 inch vert still leaves him significantly shorter, and his short wingspan really hurts in that area too, where the 5'10 CB could potentially interrupt the pass with just a very tip of the fingers on a well thrown ball, that 2 inch difference truly does leave him wanting. This is assuming he's ACTUALLY 5-8, where. Also, some real short guys play big, Alphonso Smith for instance, that's just not the case for Grimes, he plays hip pocket coverage, not physical enough to use leverage to his advantage in the bump scheme, so when he's beat even by just mere inches, it leaves the door open, where a taller CB's wingspan will allow him to be 2 inches later...which on the football field is sometimes the difference in a touchdown and an INT.What did I say that was highly offensive?Show me a picture of him standing next to another player, of course is Brent Grimes' height is wrong, whichever player you compare him to, his information might be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevykev21 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Were you born as arsehole?Just playin' dude, don't wad up the panties. Jesus...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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