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Given all the talk about Tye Hill being too short to be an effective CB, I say that Dimitroff should make a bold move, crossover into the world of baseball and make a first-of-its-kind trade to pick up Chipper Jones from the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is 6'4", 230 pounds and, because he's a switch-hitter, can play either left corner or right corner. He's a veteran with years of experience at the "hot corner" position, has excellent range and "has a nose for the ball." And besides all that, he can hit. In other words, Chipper possesses all the intangibles one looks for in a good cornerback, so I say, bring him home TD!

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Given all the talk about Tye Hill being too short to be an effective CB, I say that Dimitroff should make a bold move, crossover into the world of baseball and make a first-of-its-kind trade to pick up Chipper Jones from the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is 6'4", 230 pounds and, because he's a switch-hitter, can play either left corner or right corner. He's a veteran with years of experience at the "hot corner" position, has excellent range and "has a nose for the ball." And besides all that, he can hit. In other words, Chipper possesses all the intangibles one looks for in a good cornerback, so I say, bring him home TD!

:lol::lol: Good one.

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Given all the talk about Tye Hill being too short to be an effective CB, I say that Dimitroff should make a bold move, crossover into the world of baseball and make a first-of-its-kind trade to pick up Chipper Jones from the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is 6'4", 230 pounds and, because he's a switch-hitter, can play either left corner or right corner. He's a veteran with years of experience at the "hot corner" position, has excellent range and "has a nose for the ball." And besides all that, he can hit. In other words, Chipper possesses all the intangibles one looks for in a good cornerback, so I say, bring him home TD!

With his "minor injuries" record as of the last two seasons he would last about 2 plays in the NFL, and one of THEM would be the singing of the National Anthem. LOL

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Given all the talk about Tye Hill being too short to be an effective CB, I say that Dimitroff should make a bold move, crossover into the world of baseball and make a first-of-its-kind trade to pick up Chipper Jones from the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is 6'4", 230 pounds and, because he's a switch-hitter, can play either left corner or right corner. He's a veteran with years of experience at the "hot corner" position, has excellent range and "has a nose for the ball." And besides all that, he can hit. In other words, Chipper possesses all the intangibles one looks for in a good cornerback, so I say, bring him home TD!

And yet you neglect to mention his vertical leap. How many times have we seen Chipper climb the ladder to snag a liner? Go get him, Mr. D!!......................................... :P

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Given all the talk about Tye Hill being too short to be an effective CB, I say that Dimitroff should make a bold move, crossover into the world of baseball and make a first-of-its-kind trade to pick up Chipper Jones from the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is 6'4", 230 pounds and, because he's a switch-hitter, can play either left corner or right corner. He's a veteran with years of experience at the "hot corner" position, has excellent range and "has a nose for the ball." And besides all that, he can hit. In other words, Chipper possesses all the intangibles one looks for in a good cornerback, so I say, bring him home TD!

That's FF taken to the extreme. What about NBA? Then you could have NFL+NBA+MLB. NMBLFA

Bring Shaq home, TD.

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