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If Vick is allowed to play in the NFL, there should be a few stipulations

Personally, I don't feel that Michael Vick should be allowed to play in the NFL, the man will always be a screw up. Remember the marijuana incident at the airport? I know that the investigation said that Vick was actually innocent, but I don't believe it. Remember when he gave that woman herpes? Remember when his brother Marcus was sleeping with underage girls and giving them alcohol? That wasn't Mike, but it was his younger brother. Who do you think taught him those bad habits? His father was in jail (I'm sure) so you can't blame the dad for that. And how could we forget his genocidal acts against dogs? In my opinion, Michael Vick has already proved that rehabilitation can not help him, he is too immersed in the thug/rap culture. He has already embarassed the NFL enough, why let him do more damage? However, I do feel that Roger Goodell is a very wise man, and he has done a great job of keeping the troublesome NFL players in line. If he thinks Vick can help the NFL, then I support his decision... let me just throw out a few suggestions.

1. Vick should have to wear the number "666" : That's the mark of the beast, Michael Vick is a devil, and fans should never forget that. He should feel shame every time he steps out on the field, this would be a great start.

2. Vick should not be allowed to listen to rap music: Scientists have already proven that there is a link between hip hop music and violent behavior. If you compare Mike Vick to a young Jeffrey Dahmer, you will see that they share a lot of the same behavioral traits. Given Vick's natural disposition for crime, I don't think he needs a soundtrack to encourage him to wreak havoc on the innocent living beings.

3. Vick should not be allowed to go to strip clubs: Strip clubs that play music with heavy bass usually encourage violence and stupidity. Michael Vick has already lost enough money due to his own bad decision making. Don't let him go to clubs and make it rain, he needs to save that money for future child support payments.

4. Vick should have to donate 25% of his salary/endorsement money to Fox News: Over the past few years, Fox News has done a great job with pointing out the problems with rap music and the African Amercian race in general. Mike Vick has crossed the point of no return, it's too late for us to turn Michael Vick into an upstanding, respectable American. However, it's never too late for old white men to tell us how hip hop is destroying the black community. Let's get some money to guys like Hannity and O'reily so they can continue to do research on the problems caused by rap music.

5. Vick needs all of his tattoos to be laser removed: Tattoos are a sign of ignorance (unless white kids in college get them to rebel against their parents, they're just having fun and enjoying their youth). Michael Vick subconciously feels tough because he has tattoos. Anybody who has been in the hood knows exactly what i'm talking about. Everytime I drive through the ghetto to pick up soul food, I see bad little bad kids with pants sagging and tattoos everywhere. I hate it, get rid of it!

6. Vicks friends need to be approved by a committee of responsible conservatives: I'm sorry, but when white people had more control over black athletes, black stars did not get into trouble like this. Can you imagine Bill Russell or Jackie Robinson running dogfighting/prostitution/drug smuggling rings like Michael Vick did? As soon as Mike Vick was freed, he ran to the strip club with Allen Iverson. This is how disgusting Allen Iverson is; he has not been offered a contract yet, but Jarrett Jack just signed a year contract. That should tell you a lot about Iversons character.

And last but not least

7. Michael Vick should NOT be allowed to play quarterback: This position is far too honorable for such a scumbag. Think back to when you were a kid playing football in the street, everyone wanted to be the quarterback. This is the 2nd most respected position in the country after the President. I never felt like Michael Vick should have been a quarterback in the first place. That is a position based on intellect, courage, dignity and toughness. Michael Vick possessed NONE of those traits. He had success as a QB early in his career, but thats only because the NFL wasnt used to defending such a gimmick. Michael Vick was never good, he just bended the rules. No other quarterback ran around that much, he had an unfair advantage. The NFL basically have Michael Vick a football version of affirmative action and he still couldnt win a superbowl. Once NFL scouts got wise to his undisciplined style of play, Vick was quickly reduced to a liability on the football field. Vick knew that his time as an elite NFL player was running out, thats probably why he started the dog fighting ring. He knew he would never get another big NFL contract, so he needed a new source of revenue to supports his entourage of 30 year old jobless ex-cons. A quarterback is supposed to be a leader, someone your son can look up to, someone with big blue eyes that look like the ocean. Stick Michael Vick in the slot, thats where he belongs.

Speaking of where guys belong...let's be honest. We should have expected the failure that is Mike Vick. Black quarterbacks always come up short, history does not lie!

Warren Moon: Wife Beater

Rodney Peete: Married a woman who has a twin sister that does porn for a living

Donovan Mcnabb: Too busy doing commercials with his mama to learn overtime rules

Vince Young: Borderline ******

Quincy Carter: drug smuggler

Charlie Ward: Quitter

Steve McNair: Adulterer

Roger Goodell, I really hope you've thought this through. Mike Vick has given the NFL more black eyes than Jim Brown gave his wives. Don't let this one man ruin such a great game. He just isnt worth it.

P.S....This guy does not deserve a nickname. Vick acts like a child, we need to treat him like a child. From now on he will be referred to as "Michael", Mike Vick does not exist until this guy proves he can behave like a normal adult.

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Michael Vick should NOT be allowed to play quarterback: This position is far too honorable for such a scumbag. Think back to when you were a kid playing football in the street, everyone wanted to be the quarterback. This is the 2nd most respected position in the country after the President. I never felt like Michael Vick should have been a quarterback in the first place. That is a position based on intellect, courage, dignity and toughness. Michael Vick possessed NONE of those traits. He had success as a QB early in his career, but thats only because the NFL wasnt used to defending such a gimmick. Michael Vick was never good, he just bended the rules. No other quarterback ran around that much, he had an unfair advantage. The NFL basically have Michael Vick a football version of affirmative action and he still couldnt win a superbowl. Once NFL scouts got wise to his undisciplined style of play, Vick was quickly reduced to a liability on the football field. Vick knew that his time as an elite NFL player was running out, thats probably why he started the dog fighting ring. He knew he would never get another big NFL contract, so he needed a new source of revenue to supports his entourage of 30 year old jobless ex-cons. A quarterback is supposed to be a leader, someone your son can look up to, someone with big blue eyes that look like the ocean. Stick Michael Vick in the slot, thats where he belongs.

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Jason Whitlock sucks, but this definitely didn't come from him. He doesn't think Vick should be punished at all by the NFL.

And after actually reading more than the first sentence, it's obviously a fake article. Not sure why you guys would believe that. :lol:

Only thing missing is the obligatory Jeff George reference :D

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If Vick is allowed to play in the NFL, there should be a few stipulations

Personally, I don't feel that Michael Vick should be allowed to play in the NFL, the man will always be a screw up. Remember the marijuana incident at the airport? I know that the investigation said that Vick was actually innocent, but I don't believe it. Remember when he gave that woman herpes? Remember when his brother Marcus was sleeping with underage girls and giving them alcohol? That wasn't Mike, but it was his younger brother. Who do you think taught him those bad habits? His father was in jail (I'm sure) so you can't blame the dad for that. And how could we forget his genocidal acts against dogs? In my opinion, Michael Vick has already proved that rehabilitation can not help him, he is too immersed in the thug/rap culture. He has already embarassed the NFL enough, why let him do more damage? However, I do feel that Roger Goodell is a very wise man, and he has done a great job of keeping the troublesome NFL players in line. If he thinks Vick can help the NFL, then I support his decision... let me just throw out a few suggestions.

1. Vick should have to wear the number "666" : That's the mark of the beast, Michael Vick is a devil, and fans should never forget that. He should feel shame every time he steps out on the field, this would be a great start.

2. Vick should not be allowed to listen to rap music: Scientists have already proven that there is a link between hip hop music and violent behavior. If you compare Mike Vick to a young Jeffrey Dahmer, you will see that they share a lot of the same behavioral traits. Given Vick's natural disposition for crime, I don't think he needs a soundtrack to encourage him to wreak havoc on the innocent living beings.

3. Vick should not be allowed to go to strip clubs: Strip clubs that play music with heavy bass usually encourage violence and stupidity. Michael Vick has already lost enough money due to his own bad decision making. Don't let him go to clubs and make it rain, he needs to save that money for future child support payments.

4. Vick should have to donate 25% of his salary/endorsement money to Fox News: Over the past few years, Fox News has done a great job with pointing out the problems with rap music and the African Amercian race in general. Mike Vick has crossed the point of no return, it's too late for us to turn Michael Vick into an upstanding, respectable American. However, it's never too late for old white men to tell us how hip hop is destroying the black community. Let's get some money to guys like Hannity and O'reily so they can continue to do research on the problems caused by rap music.

5. Vick needs all of his tattoos to be laser removed: Tattoos are a sign of ignorance (unless white kids in college get them to rebel against their parents, they're just having fun and enjoying their youth). Michael Vick subconciously feels tough because he has tattoos. Anybody who has been in the hood knows exactly what i'm talking about. Everytime I drive through the ghetto to pick up soul food, I see bad little bad kids with pants sagging and tattoos everywhere. I hate it, get rid of it!

6. Vicks friends need to be approved by a committee of responsible conservatives: I'm sorry, but when white people had more control over black athletes, black stars did not get into trouble like this. Can you imagine Bill Russell or Jackie Robinson running dogfighting/prostitution/drug smuggling rings like Michael Vick did? As soon as Mike Vick was freed, he ran to the strip club with Allen Iverson. This is how disgusting Allen Iverson is; he has not been offered a contract yet, but Jarrett Jack just signed a year contract. That should tell you a lot about Iversons character.

And last but not least

7. Michael Vick should NOT be allowed to play quarterback: This position is far too honorable for such a scumbag. Think back to when you were a kid playing football in the street, everyone wanted to be the quarterback. This is the 2nd most respected position in the country after the President. I never felt like Michael Vick should have been a quarterback in the first place. That is a position based on intellect, courage, dignity and toughness. Michael Vick possessed NONE of those traits. He had success as a QB early in his career, but thats only because the NFL wasnt used to defending such a gimmick. Michael Vick was never good, he just bended the rules. No other quarterback ran around that much, he had an unfair advantage. The NFL basically have Michael Vick a football version of affirmative action and he still couldnt win a superbowl. Once NFL scouts got wise to his undisciplined style of play, Vick was quickly reduced to a liability on the football field. Vick knew that his time as an elite NFL player was running out, thats probably why he started the dog fighting ring. He knew he would never get another big NFL contract, so he needed a new source of revenue to supports his entourage of 30 year old jobless ex-cons. A quarterback is supposed to be a leader, someone your son can look up to, someone with big blue eyes that look like the ocean. Stick Michael Vick in the slot, thats where he belongs.

Speaking of where guys belong...let's be honest. We should have expected the failure that is Mike Vick. Black quarterbacks always come up short, history does not lie!

Warren Moon: Wife Beater

Rodney Peete: Married a woman who has a twin sister that does porn for a living

Donovan Mcnabb: Too busy doing commercials with his mama to learn overtime rules

Vince Young: Borderline ******

Quincy Carter: drug smuggler

Charlie Ward: Quitter

Steve McNair: Adulterer

Roger Goodell, I really hope you've thought this through. Mike Vick has given the NFL more black eyes than Jim Brown gave his wives. Don't let this one man ruin such a great game. He just isnt worth it.

P.S....This guy does not deserve a nickname. Vick acts like a child, we need to treat him like a child. From now on he will be referred to as "Michael", Mike Vick does not exist until this guy proves he can behave like a normal adult.

JASON WHITLOCK DIDNT WRITE THIS ARTICLE..I CANT FIND A LINK TO IT ANYWHERE..........DO U HAVE A LINK BRO?

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Just don't let him take that DNA test...

LOLOLOLOL!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

His heart was broken when he was told that he was actually BLACK.

My sides are still hurting from laughing so hard at that.

Remember the episode where he wrongfully got the snot beat out of him by the police and was rewarded millions of dollars for police brutality?

Uncle Ruckus "No No no. I don't want the money dammit because the officers was just doing their job. The police are my friends"!!!

:lol::lol:

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LOLOLOLOL!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

His heart was broken when he was told that he was actually BLACK.

My sides are still hurting from laughing so hard at that.

Remember the episode where he wrongfully got the snot beat out of him by the police and was rewarded millions of dollars for police brutality?

Uncle Ruckus "No No no. I don't want the money dammit because the officers was just doing their job. The police are my friends"!!!

:lol::lol:

"102 percent African, with a 2 percent margin of error" :lol:

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