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I heard so much about it so i figured i should watch it...

So i watched it

And it sucked balls

Also why did they have to add a porn scene in the movie? I didn't think that added anything to the story at all...

The porn scene was part of the comic. They actually portrayed it as it was done in the comic. Having said that, it was one of the most embarrassing and dumbest scenes I've ever seen in a movie.

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Why? I read the graphic novel (hated it) then went and seen the movie (hated it too). But to me the movie was just like the comic.

Owning one of the two is bad enough. :D

I own the comics, yes, but they're nowhere near my favorites. I think the main reason why people (mostly teens) doted so much on Watchmen back in the day wasn't so much as the genre-bending storyline and plot twists, but it was moreso due to the cussing, sex and gratituous violence.

Rorshach makes that comic for me. What an ingenious character.

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Me too and having to see a man's blue dangalang for three hours didn't help either.

At least the blue man was animated...

What about seeing that one dude's *** for an hour of the movie? It's like... put on a pair of ******* SHORTS if you want to go look at your super suit.

Also why did that one dude look and sound exactly like Clint Eastwood? Is that why he wore a mask the whole movie?

Also the guy who played Fidel was badass. They should have given him a bigger role...

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At least the blue man was animated...

What about seeing that one dude's *** for an hour of the movie? It's like... put on a pair of ******* SHORTS if you want to go look at your super suit.

Also why did that one dude look and sound exactly like Clint Eastwood? Is that why he wore a mask the whole movie?

Also the guy who played Fidel was badass. They should have given him a bigger role...

:lol: man who ever directed that movie better be a woman to explain why they should so much male nudity in it.

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I thought it was visually stunning. I watched on Blu-ray. as for the actual movie, yes sucked balls would be a compliment.

Every movie is visually stunning nowadays...

Unfortunately, most of them also suck balls

:lol: man who ever directed that movie better be a woman to explain why they should so much male nudity in it.

To be fair they showed female nudity as well...

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You aren't alone, I didn't like the movie either...

I'm not alone then, one I thought it was too dayum too long, could have cut off half hour of the movie. The porn scene was stupid, the blue dude running around with his slong everywhere, throw some pants on him. :P The movie just didn't make sense.

Also I had friends that were die hards that were like Ohhh it was perfect. Perfect pile of sh-t. :P

Thats one of those movies where your like I will never get that 2 1/2 hours of my life back. :(

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