The Snellvillain Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I can finally go back to punching hookers and freebasing heroin out of a light bulb. Just can't get caught next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerFavoriteColo(u)r. Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimsmusic™ Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 good ol' head's back to his daily life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ya_boi_j Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UCSBDirtyBird Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 With these new efficient light bulbs, that may be difficult... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 A glorious day, for sure. Go punch a hooker and get your 3 stars! You deserve them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cism ™© Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Headshot is 10 yrs ahead of 99.9% of the posters on here.dude is fresher than pair of brand new, still in the box, pair of AF1's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ya_boi_j Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Dont go punching any Undercover cops a.k.a. hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Snellvillain Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 With these new efficient light bulbs, that may be difficult...Yeah you're right, I may just have to end up going green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BWD Experience Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Congrats. I had a close friend of mine get off not long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Snellvillain Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Congrats. I had a close friend of mine get off not long ago.I tried so hard to get my probation officer to buy me a cake or something but she didn't do it. I asked her last time what happens when I get off probation, do I need to fill out paper work or something and she said "No, it just means you can smoke weed again and not have to worry about coming here to piss in a cup." She's fat and **** but I think I'd **** her just for having that response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maine207 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Lets dance snell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdot falcon Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I tried so hard to get my probation officer to buy me a cake or something but she didn't do it. I asked her last time what happens when I get off probation, do I need to fill out paper work or something and she said "No, it just means you can smoke weed again and not have to worry about coming here to piss in a cup." She's fat and **** but I think I'd **** her just for having that response.lmao congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I tried so hard to get my probation officer to buy me a cake or something but she didn't do it. I asked her last time what happens when I get off probation, do I need to fill out paper work or something and she said "No, it just means you can smoke weed again and not have to worry about coming here to piss in a cup." She's fat and **** but I think I'd **** her just for having that response.now you dont have to worry about your PO finding all those dead hookers in the back yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdot falcon Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 now you dont have to worry about your PO finding all those dead hookers in the back yardThose are always a *****. I'm running out of room for mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Those are always a *****. I'm running out of room for mine.I used to have that problem until I got one of these. Now my dead hookers become decorative garden mulch at one tenth their original volume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Snellvillain Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Those are always a *****. I'm running out of room for mine.I only kill midget hookers, so I've still got plenty of room. You know midget hookers charge the same amount of money as regular sized ones do? I could understand that if I was also a midget, but I'm a whole person, I should get half price. I don't have to pay the same for a travel size bottle of Crest that I would a normal sized one do I? No, so why should I have to pay the same for a travel size prostitute. They really ought to think more economically when pricing their services. I believe there is a big enough market out there for midget hookers, just not at the same price as normal sized ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UCSBDirtyBird Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Yeah you're right, I may just have to end up going green.You could probably make a wicked heroin luge out of them though. Just food for thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Snellvillain Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 You could probably make a wicked heroin luge out of them though. Just food for thought...I will take that under advisement sir, your suggestions are always welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBurgFalconFans Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I only kill midget hookers, so I've still got plenty of room. You know midget hookers charge the same amount of money as regular sized ones do? I could understand that if I was also a midget, but I'm a whole person, I should get half price for half size. I don't have to pay the same for a travel size bottle of Crest that I would a normal sized one do I? No, so why should I have to pay the same for a travel size prostitute. They really ought to think more economically when pricing their services. I believe there is a big enough market out there for midget hookers, just not at the same price as normal sized ones. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UCSBDirtyBird Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I will take that under advisement sir, your suggestions are always welcome.That is a shame. I find my best work comes when it isn't welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I only kill midget hookers, so I've still got plenty of room. You know midget hookers charge the same amount of money as regular sized ones do? I could understand that if I was also a midget, but I'm a whole person, I should get half price. I don't have to pay the same for a travel size bottle of Crest that I would a normal sized one do I? No, so why should I have to pay the same for a travel size prostitute. They really ought to think more economically when pricing their services. I believe there is a big enough market out there for midget hookers, just not at the same price as normal sized ones.it's a convenience fee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Snellvillain Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 it's a convenience fee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEORGIAfan Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 shot you are paying a premium. midgets are worth more, since they are rarer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggerman Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I only kill midget hookers, so I've still got plenty of room. You know midget hookers charge the same amount of money as regular sized ones do? I could understand that if I was also a midget, but I'm a whole person, I should get half price. I don't have to pay the same for a travel size bottle of Crest that I would a normal sized one do I? No, so why should I have to pay the same for a travel size prostitute. They really ought to think more economically when pricing their services. I believe there is a big enough market out there for midget hookers, just not at the same price as normal sized ones.Stolen jokeI don't remember which comedian said it, but I have heard it beforeITS STILL HILARIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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