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Columbia, SC - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Richland County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of South Carolina Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone.

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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can wear the same outfit Saturday to gameday, Sunday when they go deer hunting, and Monday through Friday when they're picking up trash on the highway.

You heard about the fire at the UGA library right? Over 10,000 books lost. The real tragedy, though, is that over half of those hadn't even been colored in yet.

How do you get an Auburn graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Whats the best part about talking face-to-face with a University of Florida football player?

The glass screen means he can't spit on you.

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Columbia, SC - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Richland County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of South Carolina Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone.

heard it before. The Lions were the end of it along with UT, at least the Lions part is true

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An elementary school teacher gets infront of her class and says "Class, I'm a Gator fan. Raise your hand if you're a Gator fan"

All but one of the kids raised their hand.

The teacher asked that student why he wasn't a Gator fan and he said "My parents are Tennessee fans and I agree with my parents and I like the Vols."

The teacher said, "I think your parents are idiots. What does that make you?"

The student's response: "A Gator fan."

In the middle of a big crowd, how can you tell an Arkansas Grad?

You'll see his class ring as he's picking his nose.

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