SacFalcFan Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Columbia, SC - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Richland County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of South Carolina Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan too White Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?So they can wear the same outfit Saturday to gameday, Sunday when they go deer hunting, and Monday through Friday when they're picking up trash on the highway.You heard about the fire at the UGA library right? Over 10,000 books lost. The real tragedy, though, is that over half of those hadn't even been colored in yet.How do you get an Auburn graduate off your porch?Pay him for the pizza.Whats the best part about talking face-to-face with a University of Florida football player?The glass screen means he can't spit on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconquered. Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Whats the best part about talking face-to-face with a University of Florida football player?The glass screen means he can't spit on you. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyIceonTap Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Joke # 1: How many Auburn fans does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder, and two to scream about how Alabama only changed so many more light bulbs because they cheated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyIceonTap Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Joke # 2: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb, and one to stand around and talk about how Bear Bryant was the best light bulb changer he ever saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Columbia, SC - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Richland County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of South Carolina Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone.heard it before. The Lions were the end of it along with UT, at least the Lions part is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statick Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 A little old, but still funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g6773a Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Oldies but goodies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiesauto Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 An elementary school teacher gets infront of her class and says "Class, I'm a Gator fan. Raise your hand if you're a Gator fan"All but one of the kids raised their hand. The teacher asked that student why he wasn't a Gator fan and he said "My parents are Tennessee fans and I agree with my parents and I like the Vols." The teacher said, "I think your parents are idiots. What does that make you?" The student's response: "A Gator fan."In the middle of a big crowd, how can you tell an Arkansas Grad?You'll see his class ring as he's picking his nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aPureTerror Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Man these are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xnex Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Why did South Carolina get HIV and Tennessee get Lane Kiffin?South Carolina chose first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacFalcFan Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 Some great stuff.. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo77 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Did you hear the one about Tim Tebow being a good NFL QB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnasty Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Did you hear the one about Tim Tebow being a good NFL QB?That one gave me a good chuckle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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