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Brief opinions concerning the Atlanta Falcons' divisional rivals – based on the observations and prejudices of Falcon Freddie:

1. New Orleans Saints:

"Saints" – boy, is that a misnomer all around. I have a good time partying in the Crescent City when I go down there for the Falcons-Saints game. However, if the truth is told, the Saints home field, the Super Dome, is a dump, the Saints team is, well, usually pathetic (for teams the Falcons have played 10+ times, the Saints are the only team over which the Falcons have a winning record), and - not to put too fine a point on it - a distressingly high percentage of Saints fans are total jerks.

2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers:

Even the Bucs fans complain about getting their brains boiled out in their seriously overrated stadium. Attending an early season game, I witnessed hordes of spectators abandoning their seats before halftime to 90 degrees + temperatures. The Bucs team have been an unjustifiably arrogant bunch ever since their Super Bowl win. (Yeah, but what have they done lately?) I truly believe the Tampa Bay area's water supply should be checked for heavy metal contamination – something has to be responsible for the Bucs fans being so nutty.

3. Carolina Panthers:

A wag once described Charlotte as a "cemetery with street lights." Fairly accurate description. In keeping with the city, the Panthers' home stadium is your typical Mc-Stadium – serves the purpose, but that's about all you can say about it. The Panthers team is often (and inexplicably) a pre-season darling of sports writers – poised to "break out" and dominate, though they rarely live up to their expectations. I really don't have any opinion of the Panthers fans – bland, bland, bland, just like their city and (usually) their team.

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As I said in some post earlier this week, all 3 of our division rivals can go die in a smoldering tire fire.

I have no love, empathy or compassion for any of those 3 abysmal franchises or their in-bred troglodytic fans.

(See, I'm getting ready for the season too............)

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As I said in some post earlier this week, all 3 of our division rivals can go die in a smoldering tire fire.

I have no love, empathy or compassion for any of those 3 abysmal franchises or their in-bred troglodytic fans.

(See, I'm getting ready for the season too............)

X2, As I said earlier we got too many Rival Friendly fans

I hope that all of our Rivals go 0-20(including preseason games)

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As I said in some post earlier this week, all 3 of our division rivals can go die in a smoldering tire fire.

I have no love, empathy or compassion for any of those 3 abysmal franchises or their in-bred troglodytic fans.

(See, I'm getting ready for the season too............)

X3...IM WITH YOU GB

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my hate order

tampa, new orelans, carolina

My hate order:

1. Tampa

2. Carolina

3. Saints

4. Death from having a prostate exam by Edward Scissorhands.

5. French kiss from Rosie O'Donnell.

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Brief opinions concerning the Atlanta Falcons' divisional rivals – based on the observations and prejudices of Falcon Freddie:

1. New Orleans Saints:

"Saints" – boy, is that a misnomer all around. I have a good time partying in the Crescent City when I go down there for the Falcons-Saints game. However, if the truth is told, the Saints home field, the Super Dome, is a dump, the Saints team is, well, usually pathetic (for teams the Falcons have played 10+ times, the Saints are the only team over which the Falcons have a winning record), and - not to put too fine a point on it - a distressingly high percentage of Saints fans are total jerks.

2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers:

Even the Bucs fans complain about getting their brains boiled out in their seriously overrated stadium. Attending an early season game, I witnessed hordes of spectators abandoning their seats before halftime to 90 degrees + temperatures. The Bucs team have been an unjustifiably arrogant bunch ever since their Super Bowl win. (Yeah, but what have they done lately?) I truly believe the Tampa Bay area's water supply should be checked for heavy metal contamination – something has to be responsible for the Bucs fans being so nutty.

3. Carolina Panthers:

A wag once described Charlotte as a "cemetery with street lights." Fairly accurate description. In keeping with the city, the Panthers' home stadium is your typical Mc-Stadium – serves the purpose, but that's about all you can say about it. The Panthers team is often (and inexplicably) a pre-season darling of sports writers – poised to "break out" and dominate, though they rarely live up to their expectations. I really don't have any opinion of the Panthers fans – bland, bland, bland, just like their city and (usually) their team.

You sure your not talking about the georgia dome in # 1.

Dump - check

terrible team - check

jerk fans - check

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You sure your not talking about the georgia dome in # 1.

Dump - You don't really want to get into the multiple meanings of the word "dump" as it applies to the Pooperdome do you?

terrible team - You're one of the few teams that we have a winning record against.....and we were better than you last year.

jerk fans - The fact that you couldn't and can't see that about 95% of this thread is satirical and clearly tongue-in-cheek demonstrates that you are clueless, humor-impaired, and therefore, a jerk.

You lose again........ :lol:

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You lose again........ :lol:

Seems like you are the one taking it serious grit. I am here all the time bruh so I was just giving it back like it was giving to me as a saints fan, but thanks for clearing it up for me.

How long did it take you to come up with pooperdome? LOL are u kidding

As far as you having a better record than us whatever you need to hold onto to make the falcons relevant. Its about time you beat us last year b/c it was starting to get embarrasing. Need I remind you of what your record is the last six times we have played 1-5 in case you forgot.You better live it up while you can before the season starts bc we all know what happens when you guys have a winning season. Back to the cellar. Theres always next year though.

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As I said in some post earlier this week, all 3 of our division rivals can go die in a smoldering tire fire.

I have no love, empathy or compassion for any of those 3 abysmal franchises or their in-bred troglodytic fans.

(See, I'm getting ready for the season too............)

Whatever that means, I agree! :lol:

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Seems like you are the one taking it serious grit. I am here all the time bruh so I was just giving it back like it was giving to me as a saints fan, but thanks for clearing it up for me.

How long did it take you to come up with pooperdome? LOL are u kidding

As far as you having a better record than us whatever you need to hold onto to make the falcons relevant. Its about time you beat us last year b/c it was starting to get embarrasing. Need I remind you of what your record is the last six times we have played 1-5 in case you forgot.You better live it up while you can before the season starts bc we all know what happens when you guys have a winning season. Back to the cellar. Theres always next year though.

Reggie Bush what? You guys make the TEXANS look smart.

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Lol, tell yourself that next time your Falcons get Bushwhacked.

I guess the next time that happens will be the first time.............. :lol:

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