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Some posts I have seen people make on this site.....

It is a site that lets you instantly talk to random strangers, many who happen to be in the netherlands for some reason.

Check it out at omegle.com

Connecting to server.....

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: how are you?

You: 12/f/india u?

You: good u?

Stranger: i am good too :-) thanks

Stranger: i am 23, female, the netherlands

Stranger: is india a nice country to live?

You: sometimes but I get beat on a lot by my dad

Stranger: ohhh that is not nice :-(

You: yes he tried to touch my nono spot

Stranger: oh?

Stranger: and what did you do, then?

You: touched his instead

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Are you into auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where are you from?

You: sorry 1 sec, i broke my crack pipe everywhere and need to clean it up

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hay

Stranger: hi

You: hay

Stranger: hi

You: hayyy

Stranger: hii lol

You: i like horses

You: as?l

Stranger: cool 16/m/uk u

You: 11/f/uk

Stranger: ok

Stranger: wow you're young

You: i guesss

You: i like other people thoughh

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how was your day?

You: boring

Stranger: lol

You: talked to chris hansen for awhile

You: then watched tv

Stranger: whose chris hansen?

You: my friend

Stranger: ok

You: hes on tv

Stranger: okay what does he do on tv?

You: he catches

You: anaimals

Stranger: what kind of animals?

You: he says he only catches dangerous ones

:lol: :lol: :lol: Funny stuff

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Are you into auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Stranger: prostatic fluid asphyxiation?

You: YOU WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You have disconnected.

:lol::lol::lol:

lmaooooooooo

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Missionary or Doggy?

Stranger: really?

You: I'm sorry

You: How are you?

Stranger: kind of verbally raped. you?

You: I'm just getting started....

You: You can cry about it later

Stranger: :0

You: Just don't tell anyone, or I'll deny it.

Stranger: :)

You: Yeah...

You: You would think "it's anonymous, you can say whatever you want" would be some thrilling event...

You: but it's not..

Stranger: so u have experience i see

You: Yes.

You: I once pissed in a 2 liter bottle in 7th grade, and this girl drank it.

You: She didn't know... it was mixed with Dr. Pepper

Stranger: omg i didn't want to know

You: I should feel guilty... but I don't... does that make me a bad person/

You: I'm proud of the fact that that's one of the worst things I've ever done.

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Missionary or Doggy?

Stranger: really?

You: I'm sorry

You: How are you?

Stranger: kind of verbally raped. you?

You: I'm just getting started....

You: You can cry about it later

Stranger: :0

You: Just don't tell anyone, or I'll deny it.

Stranger: :)

You: Yeah...

You: You would think "it's anonymous, you can say whatever you want" would be some thrilling event...

You: but it's not..

Stranger: so u have experience i see

You: Yes.

You: I once pissed in a 2 liter bottle in 7th grade, and this girl drank it.

You: She didn't know... it was mixed with Dr. Pepper

Stranger: omg i didn't want to know

You: I should feel guilty... but I don't... does that make me a bad person/

You: I'm proud of the fact that that's one of the worst things I've ever done.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

is this for real?!?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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thats f*ckin hilarious wow. this is gonna sound weird but how the h*ll would you think to do that?

the first thing i thought was that dr. pepper just got a 24th flavor :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well here's a quick summary of the story... we were at a party, keep in mind 7th and 8th graders, so wasn't anything special. Somehow the suggestion came up among my friends, and so I peed into this 2 liter bottle, we set it back on the table, and then waited. This girl pours herself a cup and drinks it, all while we're laughing our azzes off. Someone tells her and she breaks down crying and all that, and then we did the whole "nah, we're just kidding" deal. But the fact is... it happened. As time went on, this girl turned into a HUGE b!tch, so I don't have much remorse for my actions. But like I said, that's probably one of the, if not the worst thing I've ever done.

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Well here's a quick summary of the story... we were at a party, keep in mind 7th and 8th graders, so wasn't anything special. Somehow the suggestion came up among my friends, and so I peed into this 2 liter bottle, we set it back on the table, and then waited. This girl pours herself a cup and drinks it, all while we're laughing our azzes off. Someone tells her and she breaks down crying and all that, and then we did the whole "nah, we're just kidding" deal. But the fact is... it happened. As time went on, this girl turned into a HUGE b!tch, so I don't have much remorse for my actions. But like I said, that's probably one of the, if not the worst thing I've ever done.

Maybe your piss turns people into b*tches

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: bi?

You: the hamster's stuck

Stranger: uh

Stranger: that sounds uhhh

Stranger: familiar.

You: he's goin further in not back out

You: think he's got fleas

Stranger: Well then get the tube out of your ***.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl

You: 13/f/iran

Stranger: iran

Stranger: good

You: why good?

Stranger: 22 m south korea

Stranger: hey

Stranger: i want sex chat do u want?

You: do you strangle youself while you jack?

Stranger: do u have

Stranger: webcam?

You: no just imagine angelina jolie that look like me

You: just hairier face

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