Ibis1 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I'm tired of hearing reviews on movies i should see. Tell me what movies not to see and why. They can be in theaters or on DVD. I will start.Don't see The WatchmenReasons- Excessive blue dong- The movie is really long and boring - Almost 3 hours- The graphic novel is much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ton80Kid Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Anything made by Uwe Boll...reasons:They Suck. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigg zagg Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 kinda off subject but not, is there a good place to get movie reviews by regular people? ive seen movies i thought were pretty decent and they just get trashed by the new york times or rottentomatoes dot com and some i thought sucked with good reviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ton80Kid Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 kinda off subject but not, is there a good place to get movie reviews by regular people? ive seen movies i thought were pretty decent and they just get trashed by the new york times or rottentomatoes dot com and some i thought sucked with good reviews.Why here of course...silly. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Dog Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I attempted to wwatch Nationalampoons The Stoned Age last night and it was so bad I turned it off halfway through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statick Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 The SpiritTerrible movie. Frank Miller really shouldn't be allowed to direct. The only positive about it is Eva Mendes' showing her naked backside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anansi 2.0 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I'm tired of hearing reviews on movies i should see. Tell me what movies not to see and why. They can be in theaters or on DVD. I will start.Don't see The WatchmenReasons- Excessive blue dong- The movie is really long and boring - Almost 3 hours- The graphic novel is much betterI have to agree with you, and the reason you gave is the reasons I hated the movie. Well that and the fact that it was pretty much 3 hours of dialog, almost no fight scenes. Also I have to add to this list:Punisher War Zone- Awful movie, just don't do it to yourself. Horrible acting and violence that didn't even make sense.The Spirit- Geez Sam. L Jackson, I know you are a worker and will take ANY role but this movie was to date your worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Mondays Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 The SpiritTerrible movie. Frank Miller really shouldn't be allowed to direct. The only positive about it is Eva Mendes' showing her naked backside.x1000000000000000000000000000000000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RW84 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 The Day the Earth Stood Still... i havn't watched the old one, but the new one was god awful, i can't believe i wasted 2 hours of my life on that ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev_Hal Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Funny GamesWorst movie I ever saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibis1 Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 I love this. My Blockbuster Online Movie Que is shrinking drastically only after 9 posts. Keep'em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibis1 Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 Seven Pounds = 2 hours of boredom. Reasons - Weak Plot, too long, I was clueless for 2/3rds of the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Wilson Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Don't watch Cabin Boy. Chances are, if you havn't by now, you will never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Wilson Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Seven Pounds = 2 hours of boredom. Reasons - Weak Plot, too long, I was clueless for 2/3rds of the movie.Excellent movie, ignore him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEORGIAfan Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Seven Pounds = 2 hours of boredom. Reasons - Weak Plot, too long, I was clueless for 2/3rds of the movie.i liked seven pounds i thought it was a dang good movie. i think the point was suppose to be pointless on what was happening until the end. it was a suspense/ drama. your not suppose to know what is going on until the end, but i kind of got the idea of what happened before they explained it which sucked to me, but still a good movie. i dont think the plot was weak, but people figure out what happens 20mins before they want you to or atleast expect you 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvrndzombii Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Funny GamesWorst movie I ever saw.WHAT? i thought that movie was descent.... not great but not that BAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetsujin-28 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I'm tired of hearing reviews on movies i should see. Tell me what movies not to see and why. They can be in theaters or on DVD. I will start.Don't see The WatchmenReasons- Excessive blue dong- The movie is really long and boring - Almost 3 hours- The graphic novel is much betterWatchmen was a bit of a disappointment. Yes, the full frontal shot of Dr. Manhattan was disturbing to say the least. But Malin Akerman's nakedness made up for that. :wub: I feel that the movie would have been better served to have the original creative team from the graphic novel more involved in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Snellvillain Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I'd rather get my *** hole bleached than have to watch that movie again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statick Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I'd rather get my *** hole bleached than have to watch that movie again.Since you saw the movie, can you explain how Sabretooth didn't refer to him in the first X-Men movie as him being his brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durrdbyrd Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 2Girls1Cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Yes, ignore anyone that says Seven Pounds is not good. One of the best movies I've watched in the last year.Do NOT watch Vinyan.Reason: It's catagorized as a horror movie, but it's an hour and a half of boring drama which I only finished in hopes of a good ending, the ending made it worse. And it's directed by a french guy. I was so disapointed in Rufus Sewell for being in that movie. I like that guy.Epic Movie: Epic Fail (as I'm sure anyone can guess.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimsmusic™ Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 2Girls1Cupgreat movie guys.. dont listen to him on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvrndzombii Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Vantage Point... I despise that movieProm Night (new one) was also terrible but that was to be expected.EDIT: forgot to add Jumper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ton80Kid Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 EDIT: forgot to add Jumper...Seconded...I swear, is there any way whatsoever to replace Hayden Christansen with a cardboard cutout of himself? If so, than Jumper might have had a chance. It's a movie that deserves a reboot with someone who can actually act...****, I've seen Paul Walker do a better job of acting... :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Seconded...I swear, is there any way whatsoever to replace Hayden Christansen with a cardboard cutout of himself? If so, than Jumper might have had a chance. It's a movie that deserves a reboot with someone who can actually act...****, I've seen Paul Walker do a better job of acting... :blink:You ain't wrong! That movie could have been good if it had a better cast. Excluding Sam Jackson, cause that's my dawg.I liked Vantage Point. Predictable, but I liked it. and I love to hate Matthew Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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