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Here's an idea: how about we all meet in a park for a picnic? All the rants and ravers face-to-face with hot dogs and potato salad. Wouldn't that be fun? And so that we could identify one another, here are some guidelines for coming:

All the Christians bring Bibles: but they should be the really big ones, like a family Bible, so that we can all see how big the Bible is in your life.

All the non-Christians wear black.

FUPA Troopers - : print out your collection of obese women and pin them all over your clothes. Also, be sure to bring your size-6 girlfriends and wives.

Conservatives and liberals: wear all white. Don't worry if we can't tell you apart because you're really not all that different, and white shows how perfect you are.

Bush/Iraq war Haters: bring a sign that says, "Bush Lied. Thousands Died". Wear a uniform or fatigues.

Hummer/SUV drivers: bring pictures of your last off road experience in your car.

Global Warmers - -Be sure to bring a sufficient jacket ... it might be chilliy.

All of you who hate people of other races: don't bring anything. Just wear your really cool white outfit with the matching pointy hat.

The guys who hate homosexuals: bring your collection of gay porn,

Vick Supporters - Bring your pit bulls!

Cat lovers - bring your cat. Be sure to sit close to the Vick Supporters.

Shiney - just wear pants!

Everyone bring a couple of extra corndogs for Rev Hal..

Everyone: remember to wear sunglasses. The world outside your basement or office cubicle is awfully bright. Bring sunscreen.

It'll be great to see everyone in person! - TGA

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Actually, the dress code for the cookout at the MBGT is usually less demanding...wear comfortable shoes, and bring beer. That's it. Not much too it. We had to keep it simple, and we did away with the pants requirement because Shiney asked us to...enough beer can blur the memories, and in some cases, even improve them. ;)

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Actually, the dress code for the cookout at the MBGT is usually less demanding...wear comfortable shoes, and bring beer. That's it. Not much too it. We had to keep it simple, and we did away with the pants requirement because Shiney asked us to...enough beer can blur the memories, and in some cases, even improve them. ;)

what are the rules on pregaming. i dont want to remember seeing you guys.

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what are the rules on pregaming. i dont want to remember seeing you guys.

Well...the get together is all weekend, but several of the members in attendance are usually hammered off their gord pretty much the whole time. There's enough alcohol and other chemical enhancements there that if you want to erase the memories completely, you should be able to...there hasn't been a "No Cameras" rule per se, but there's usually the standard warning of don't get the film developed at your usual place because you never know what might actually show up on the film... :P

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Well...the get together is all weekend, but several of the members in attendance are usually hammered off their gord pretty much the whole time. There's enough alcohol and other chemical enhancements there that if you want to erase the memories completely, you should be able to...there hasn't been a "No Cameras" rule per se, but there's usually the standard warning of don't get the film developed at your usual place because you never know what might actually show up on the film... :P

good good i plan on having a little jose in my anyways(no homo)

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Here's an idea: how about we all meet in a park for a picnic? All the rants and ravers face-to-face with hot dogs and potato salad. Wouldn't that be fun? And so that we could identify one another, here are some guidelines for coming:

All the Christians bring Bibles: but they should be the really big ones, like a family Bible, so that we can all see how big the Bible is in your life.

All the non-Christians wear black.

FUPA Troopers - : print out your collection of obese women and pin them all over your clothes. Also, be sure to bring your size-6 girlfriends and wives.

Conservatives and liberals: wear all white. Don't worry if we can't tell you apart because you're really not all that different, and white shows how perfect you are.

Bush/Iraq war Haters: bring a sign that says, "Bush Lied. Thousands Died". Wear a uniform or fatigues.

Hummer/SUV drivers: bring pictures of your last off road experience in your car.

Global Warmers - -Be sure to bring a sufficient jacket ... it might be chilliy.

All of you who hate people of other races: don't bring anything. Just wear your really cool white outfit with the matching pointy hat.

The guys who hate homosexuals: bring your collection of gay porn,

Vick Supporters - Bring your pit bulls!

Cat lovers - bring your cat. Be sure to sit close to the Vick Supporters.

Shiney - just wear pants!

Everyone bring a couple of extra corndogs for Rev Hal..

Everyone: remember to wear sunglasses. The world outside your basement or office cubicle is awfully bright. Bring sunscreen.

It'll be great to see everyone in person! - TGA

Glad to see that the FUPA movement is being represented. ^_^

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I have never gone to the official get together because there are alot of posters I wouldnt want to chill with. We should do our own get together minus all the dumb *****.

see i want to go, but i feel like the people who are going i dont want to hang with, which is why i want to be drunk the whole time, so i will have fun no matter what.

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