MATTlanta Falcons 4 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan is so made of ice, that Gov.Sarah Palin is now campaining in Georgia cause she thinks shes in Alaska Matt Ryan is so tough, Matt Ryan wouldnt mess with Matt Ryan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T_wolf 11 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Bump. I got nothing but I love this thread !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackredfellow 2,040 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan rested on the seventh day HE LIVES IN ATLANTA!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicious 921 Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 Bump Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IronHead34 930 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 They are renaming the Vine Lombardi trophy the "Matt Ryan" trophy.The league MVP will always be known as Matt RyanAnd the defensive player of the year will only be awarded to a member of a team who did not play against Matt Ryan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MATTlanta Falcons 4 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, just to get out of playing against Matt Ryan and the Falcons in the playoffs...Websters Dictionary is adding the term MattRyanism ( noun; adj. ) which means "to be awesome, coldblooded, and strike fear into the hearts of opposing teams" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
north falcon 536 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 When Matt Ryan jumps in the water Matt Ryan doesnt get wet, water gets Matt Ryan.Brilliant!If a tree falls in the forest, Matt Ryan hears it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_next_level 8 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan can win a game of catch.Matt Ryan is frequently arrested ,because Police mistake his arm for a cannon.Matt Ryan can audible plays God calls.Matt Ryan was hiked out of his Mother at birth.Matt Ryan completed a pass to a man who had no arms. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
north falcon 536 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 In 15 years, the NFL will rename the MVP award to the "You're still not as good as Matt Ryan" award. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewcrew 2,866 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 You don't know where Roddy, Michael and Harry are going when the ball leaves his hands, but Matt Ryan does! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BankerBird™ 5 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 As a Mod, I say this thread is HOF worthy. Good stuff, guys. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattRyanIsAGOD 1 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan so dreamy, the NFL wants to impliment next year that he plays without a helmet on.... Matt Ryan is so great, he made a whole city, franchise, and fans forget about Michael Vick...Amen, amen, AMEN!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skynyrd04 48 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan can make 53 Saints believe that God is NOT on thier side. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
north falcon 536 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Nobody puts baby in the corner, except Matt Ryan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattRyanIsAGOD 1 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan can make 53 Saints believe that God is NOT on thier side. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
north falcon 536 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan can taste the difference between diet and regular Dr. Pepper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
north falcon 536 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan was what Willis was talkin' about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattRyanIsAGOD 1 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.Matt Ryan CAN sneeze with his eyes open.Matt Ryan CAN believe it's not butter.Matt Ryan knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.Matt Ryan doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.Matt Ryan's' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Matt Ryan.There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Matt Ryan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
srichter23 12 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 god said "let there be light"and matt ryan said "say please" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BCEagleATLFalcon 11,361 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 God rested on Sunday so He could watch Matt Ryan play.Hahahaha, I love this one. If only Matt Ryan himself could remember that he plays on Sunday now that his BC college years are over. (Anyone who doesn't understand that...just watch his most recent locker-room interview.)Hmmm, now do I need to come up with one? I'm not very good at the Chuck Norris style jokes, how about a little story? ............. Two days old, Matt Ryan came home to a toy football in his crib. The next morning, there was a broken windowpane in his bedroom and a 4-year-old Roddy White was ecstatic to wake up with a new present clasped in his hands. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shelley#37 483 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan is so cool that absolute zero is now Matt Ryan... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattRyanIsAGOD 1 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 god said "let there be light"and matt ryan said "say please"omg!!! that is GREAT!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Bird Ronnie 0 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 God rested on Sunday so He could watch Matt Ryan play.WOW. That is awesome. That is greatness. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shadyman 41 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Nobody puts baby in the corner, except Matt Ryan.lol dirty dancing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Bird Ronnie 0 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 There are no such thing as Giraffes. Only horses that Matt Ryan hit in the face with a football. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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