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Matt Ryan destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Matt Ryan CAN sneeze with his eyes open.

Matt Ryan CAN believe it's not butter.

Matt Ryan knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

Matt Ryan doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Matt Ryan's' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Matt Ryan.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Matt Ryan.

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God rested on Sunday so He could watch Matt Ryan play.

Hahahaha, I love this one. If only Matt Ryan himself could remember that he plays on Sunday now that his BC college years are over. :) (Anyone who doesn't understand that...just watch his most recent locker-room interview.)

Hmmm, now do I need to come up with one? I'm not very good at the Chuck Norris style jokes, how about a little story? ............. Two days old, Matt Ryan came home to a toy football in his crib. The next morning, there was a broken windowpane in his bedroom and a 4-year-old Roddy White was ecstatic to wake up with a new present clasped in his hands.

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