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Matt Ryan is so calm, he had a tattoo put on his heart.

Matt Ryan is so cool, when he went to Alaska 50 polar bears froze to death.

Matt Ryan is so smart he had to have one lung removed so his brain would have enough room.

When Matt Ryan gave God his autograph, God jumped up and down going, "Oh boy oh boy oh boy!"

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Matt Ryan will be conducting quartebacking classes.....at the pro bowl.

If Murlarky leaves for a HC job, Matt Ryan is already penciled in as the new OC.

I recently changed my sons names to Matt and Ryan.

When John asked to be baptized, Jesus said 'your looking for Matt Ryan....he is further up the river, with all the women'

Matt Ryan will be replacing the bald eagle as the national bird

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defenses dont sack Matt Ryan because they dont want God mad at them.

The military consults with Matt Ryan weekly on how to assault an opponent.

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Civil War cannons used to be called "Matt Ryans arm"

On Christmas, Santa Claus gets all the credit but Matt Ryan does all the work.

Matt Ryan is the 2009 favorite to win the Kentucky Derby.

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They took a list of every great moment in Ryan's football career, put it in the Bible, and called it the Book of Matthew.

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There are 3 things promised....

Life, Death, and Matt Ryan...

The Mazda MR2 was named after Matt Ryan and his jersey number...

Matt Ryan gives play calls to Tom Brady during games on Bradys helmet headset..

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The New Rambo comes out in June, I heard its the last one because its starring Matt Ryan and he kills Rambo......with his bare hands

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Terminator 1 featured a Model 101 terminator portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Terminator 2 featured a T-1000 terminator, a far superior model, played by Robert Patrick

Terminator 3 featured a T-X, a far superior model, played by Kristanna Loken

Terminator 4 will feature Matt Ryan, a far superior model, played by Matt Ryan

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This post made me seriously laugh out loud. How you seriously laugh out loud I don't know - but Matt Ryan does.

Nice! Matt Ryan is Ice!!!

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