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Matt Ryan destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Matt Ryan CAN sneeze with his eyes open.

Matt Ryan CAN believe it's not butter.

Matt Ryan knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

Matt Ryan doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Matt Ryan's' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Matt Ryan.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Matt Ryan.

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God rested on Sunday so He could watch Matt Ryan play.

Hahahaha, I love this one. If only Matt Ryan himself could remember that he plays on Sunday now that his BC college years are over. :) (Anyone who doesn't understand that...just watch his most recent locker-room interview.)

Hmmm, now do I need to come up with one? I'm not very good at the Chuck Norris style jokes, how about a little story? ............. Two days old, Matt Ryan came home to a toy football in his crib. The next morning, there was a broken windowpane in his bedroom and a 4-year-old Roddy White was ecstatic to wake up with a new present clasped in his hands.

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For God so loved the world that he gave us Matt Ryan that whoever believes in him shall not lose but have eternal victories. For God did not send Matt Ryan into the world to condemn the Falcons, but to save the Falcons through him.

- John 3:16-17, (New International Falcon Version)

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Some of Matt Ryan's accomplishments this year:

- Slaughtered 53 bears in 11 seconds

- Slaughtered 53 panthers by hitting them 45 times. The panthers simply couldn't respond to such a brutal assault. PETA was going to file charges until they realized that Matt Ryan was untouchable.

- Slaughtered 53 lions the moment he walked onto the field

- Scalped 53 indian chiefs for trespassing on Falcon land

- Assaulted a referee with no suspension. The ref simply said "Thank you" for being touched by Matt Ryan

- Single handedly stopped cheese production in Wisconsin for a week after slaughtering packers.

- When Saints are called "Holy" they are referring to the holes that Matt Ryan found in their defense.

- Electricity was down in California for a week after chargers were wiped out.

- Piracy is becoming a bigger and bigger problem globally and has hurt international shipping. Matt Ryan will fix that December 14th by slaughtering 53 pirates. He had already taken out 53 raiders earlier in the year.

:D Great stuff!!

As a Mod, I say this thread is HOF worthy. Good stuff, guys. :D

2nded!!

Matt Ryan's' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

:huh:

Matt Ryan doesn't "divide and conquer". He has no use for division, and just skips to the conquering.

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Matt Ryan is so great, that while still playing ball at Boston College, he already had Michael Vicks job in Atlanta....

Matt Ryan can kick out of Hulk Hogans legdrop finishing move....

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he just turns green, The last time Matt Ryan got angry, hurricane Katrina was the result..

so dont make him angry...

Matt Ryan so wonderful, Stevie Wonder can see him and only him :D

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This just in:

Congress has finally settled the Pledge of Allegiance debate. We are now "one nation under Matt Ryan."

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If you get the chance to put on Matt's actual game jersey, all known diseases you have will be cured...your feet will no longer stink...your credit will be cleaned up...and you will instantly be able to talk to girls with confidence.... B)

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Instead of using billions of dollars to bail out the auto industry, congress has decided to send over Matt Ryan for a few weeks. One representative was quoted as saying that if Matt Ryan can bail out the auto industry like he bailed out the Falcons, we'll have flying cars running on air for $20 each within weeks. After hearing the news, Toyota, Honda, and Volkswagon all filed for bankruptcy.

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Matt Ryan goes bear hunting with a butter knife and 2 pieces of bread.

:lol: I snorted from laughing so hard at this one.....

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god said "let there be light"

and matt ryan said "say please"

LMAO......keeping it bumped while I warm up to contribute....

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Peyton Manning's scouting report read "compares to Matt Ryan....if he's lucky"

When Matt Ryan was born he slapped the doctor just to make him cry.

If Diet Pepsi doesnt name Matt Ryan ROY they will lose their sponsership....to Matt Ryan.

Mike Mayock paid Matt Ryan to be able to ride his jock.

When Drew Brees was asked about his passing success this year he said "Im no Matt Ryan, but I do my best"

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