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nobody does it like Sara Lee, except Matt Ryan.

Matt Ryan completes more passes than Bill Clinton.

If you hear that Ryan is getting blitzed he must be in a bar because no one blitzes Matt Ryan....

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Matt Ryan is so made of ice, that Gov.Sarah Palin is now campaining in Georgia cause she thinks shes in Alaska :D

Matt Ryan is so tough, Matt Ryan wouldnt mess with Matt Ryan B)

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The US Military has announced that it will no longer manufacture bombs for the war in Iraq. Instead they are going to have Roddy White run routes around Iraq while Matt Ryan delivers bomb after bomb with pinpoint accuracy.

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All defensive coordinators have decided that they will only use the PREVENT defense against Matt Ryan. That is...to try to PREVENT Matt Ryan from kicking their ___ again!

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They are renaming the Vine Lombardi trophy the "Matt Ryan" trophy.

The league MVP will always be known as Matt Ryan

And the defensive player of the year will only be awarded to a member of a team who did not play against Matt Ryan.

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When defensive coordinators try to use MAN coverage against Matt Ryan, they soon realize that there aren't enough MEN in the world to stop Matt Ryan.

When defensive coordinators try to use ZONE coverage against Matt Ryan, they soon realize that they simply can't stop Matt Ryan when he is in the ZONE no matter what they do.

When Matt Ryan goes into the "no huddle offense", the defense goes into the "no stopping this rookie QB from kicking our ___" defense

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The state of Georgia has announced an energy savings of 300% this upcoming summer as Matty Ice has donated a pint of blood that will be divided and used to cool millions of homes.

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Some of Matt Ryan's accomplishments this year:

- Slaughtered 53 bears in 11 seconds

- Slaughtered 53 panthers by hitting them 45 times. The panthers simply couldn't respond to such a brutal assault. PETA was going to file charges until they realized that Matt Ryan was untouchable.

- Slaughtered 53 lions the moment he walked onto the field

- Scalped 53 indian chiefs for trespassing on Falcon land

- Assaulted a referee with no suspension. The ref simply said "Thank you" for being touched by Matt Ryan

- Single handedly stopped cheese production in Wisconsin for a week after slaughtering packers.

- When Saints are called "Holy" they are referring to the holes that Matt Ryan found in their defense.

- Electricity was down in California for a week after chargers were wiped out.

- Piracy is becoming a bigger and bigger problem globally and has hurt international shipping. Matt Ryan will fix that December 14th by slaughtering 53 pirates. He had already taken out 53 raiders earlier in the year.

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Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, just to get out of playing against Matt Ryan and the Falcons in the playoffs...

Websters Dictionary is adding the term MattRyanism ( noun; adj. ) which means "to be awesome, coldblooded, and strike fear into the hearts of opposing teams"

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When Matt Ryan jumps in the water Matt Ryan doesnt get wet, water gets Matt Ryan.

Brilliant!

If a tree falls in the forest, Matt Ryan hears it.

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Matt Ryan can win a game of catch.

Matt Ryan is frequently arrested ,because Police mistake his arm for a cannon.

Matt Ryan can audible plays God calls.

Matt Ryan was hiked out of his Mother at birth.

Matt Ryan completed a pass to a man who had no arms.

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Matt Ryan so dreamy, the NFL wants to impliment next year that he plays without a helmet on.... :lol:

Matt Ryan is so great, he made a whole city, franchise, and fans forget about Michael Vick...

Amen, amen, AMEN!!!!!!

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