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Matt Ryan is so made of ice, that Gov.Sarah Palin is now campaining in Georgia cause she thinks shes in Alaska :D

Matt Ryan is so tough, Matt Ryan wouldnt mess with Matt Ryan B)

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They are renaming the Vine Lombardi trophy the "Matt Ryan" trophy.

The league MVP will always be known as Matt Ryan

And the defensive player of the year will only be awarded to a member of a team who did not play against Matt Ryan.

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Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, just to get out of playing against Matt Ryan and the Falcons in the playoffs...

Websters Dictionary is adding the term MattRyanism ( noun; adj. ) which means "to be awesome, coldblooded, and strike fear into the hearts of opposing teams"

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When Matt Ryan jumps in the water Matt Ryan doesnt get wet, water gets Matt Ryan.

Brilliant!

If a tree falls in the forest, Matt Ryan hears it.

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Matt Ryan can win a game of catch.

Matt Ryan is frequently arrested ,because Police mistake his arm for a cannon.

Matt Ryan can audible plays God calls.

Matt Ryan was hiked out of his Mother at birth.

Matt Ryan completed a pass to a man who had no arms.

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Matt Ryan so dreamy, the NFL wants to impliment next year that he plays without a helmet on.... :lol:

Matt Ryan is so great, he made a whole city, franchise, and fans forget about Michael Vick...

Amen, amen, AMEN!!!!!!

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Matt Ryan destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Matt Ryan CAN sneeze with his eyes open.

Matt Ryan CAN believe it's not butter.

Matt Ryan knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

Matt Ryan doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Matt Ryan's' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Matt Ryan.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Matt Ryan.

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God rested on Sunday so He could watch Matt Ryan play.

Hahahaha, I love this one. If only Matt Ryan himself could remember that he plays on Sunday now that his BC college years are over. :) (Anyone who doesn't understand that...just watch his most recent locker-room interview.)

Hmmm, now do I need to come up with one? I'm not very good at the Chuck Norris style jokes, how about a little story? ............. Two days old, Matt Ryan came home to a toy football in his crib. The next morning, there was a broken windowpane in his bedroom and a 4-year-old Roddy White was ecstatic to wake up with a new present clasped in his hands.

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