Let's see your creative side Falcons Fans

[Vicious 921]

Borrowed this one from the Chuck one's:

Before D Hall goes to bed, he checks his closet for Matt Ryan.

[AutoMax 216]

I missed it. Oops.

Nah. It was worth posting twice.

[IronHead34 921]

Matt Ryan can stop Grady from eating at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

or

Matt Ryan once beat Grady at a corn dog eating contest.

[DurtyBirds02 1]

When Matt Ryan jumps in the water Matt Ryan doesnt get wet, water gets Matt Ryan.

[Vicious 921]

When Matt Ryan sky dives he doesn't fall to the Earth. The Earth gravitates toward Matt Ryan.

[djnowhere 12]

Matt Ryan built Stonehenge just so he could practice huddling up.

[sirlot 148]

Matt Ryan yelled a hard count and the and the defensive coordinator jumped out of the coach's box.

Usain Bolt challenged Matt Ryan to a race. Matt picked him up and threw him to Roddy White.

Michael Phelps challenged Matt Ryan to a swim meet. Matt made them put sharks in the pool and told Phelps "Nobody tries to stop you when you swim."

Matt Ryan could find Osama Bin Laden if he ran a slant.

[Lakers2Falcons 0]

joey harrington can also...no wait, i thought you said less then 30 seconds and his the most eligible defender 91% of the time. mybad :P

[#31's Love Child 0]

Matt Ryan took on all of Vick's dogs in a fight and came away without a scratch.

[Dirty Bird Ronnie 0]

Dear Bucs fans,

Matt Ryan doesn't own a microwave. Because revenge is a dish, best served cold.

[natedogg1109 19]

Roger Goodell did not suspend Grady because Ryan told him not to

[=abrahamburger= 2,566]

No means no; unless it's Matt Ryan.

[Karst41 5,759]

You can't make up your mind in less than 3 secs and consistantly get rid of the ball to the "most" eligible Receiver 61% of the time and not take a sack but Matt Ryan can!!!

AMEN BROTHER AMEN

TELL IT

Heck All I asked for this season was for our Oline to Give him 3.5 seconds.

CAN I Get a Witness!

[Tandy 16,783]

A Panther's natural prey is the feral hog, white-tailed deer, raccon and armadillo and occasionally they will consume rabbits, rats, and birds. Their only natural predator is Matt Ryan.

The Buccaneers were pirates who attacked Spanish and French shipping in the Caribbean Islands during the late 17th century. They stored up treasure for hundreds of years until they are looted by Matt Ryan on December 14th.

A Saint (from the Latin sanctus) is a human being who has been called to holiness. Matt Ryan is going to soon find "holiness" in their defense as he finds every hole with perfectly placed balls to Falcon wide receivers.

This post made me seriously laugh out loud. How you seriously laugh out loud I don't know - but Matt Ryan does.

[cnasty 2,181]

Matt Ryan doesnt throw the football. He manipulates the world around to put the football where he desires.

[hokiefalconsince94 5]

Dear Bucs fans,

Matt Ryan doesn't own a microwave. Because revenge is a dish, best served cold.

lol but heres one for this week. Matt ryan gets more the second timearound then the first. lol

ok..ok i know i know it wasnt funny

[MATTlanta Falcons 4]

Bill Bellichick reads Tom Brady Matt Ryan's stats as a bedtime story before he tucks him into bed everynight,

so he can keep dreaming...

Matt Ryan is so cool , the sun has to put on a jacket when Matt steps outside...brrrrrrrrr....

Matt Ryan so cool and accurate, he can close his eyes and strike 11 Lions on a practice toss,

and it will go for a 62 yard TD....

Matt Ryan so dreamy, the NFL wants to impliment next year that he plays without a helmet on....

Matt Ryan is so great, he made a whole city, franchise, and fans forget about Michael Vick...

Matt Ryan is all 5 of Charles Barkley's FAV 5 in his cell phone...

Matt Ryan is the only one that knows Whats Eating Gilbert Grape....

[hokiefalconsince94 5]

Bill Bellichick reads Tom Brady Matt Ryan's stats as a bedtime story before he tucks him into bed everynight,

so he can keep dreaming...

hahahaha wow tht was funny

[Ga_spider 657]

Bret Farve carries Refs on his back. Matt Ryan knocks them down.

[hokiefalconsince94 5]

matt ryan doesnt avoid pass rushers..they avoid him.

[mastershake 246]

Matt Ryan can throw a football through a cheerio at 80 yrds

[gdawg239 1]

Matt Ryan can scare guru defensive coordinators into running to the SEC...

[durrdbyrd 490]

God rested on Sunday so He could watch Matt Ryan play.

[harveybirdman 530]

nobody does it like Sara Lee, except Matt Ryan.

Matt Ryan completes more passes than Bill Clinton.

If you hear that Ryan is getting blitzed he must be in a bar because no one blitzes Matt Ryan....

[durrdbyrd 490]

If Matt Ryan were the Lions QB..they would make the playoffs. FTW