Posted December 3, 2008 Borrowed this one from the Chuck one's:Before D Hall goes to bed, he checks his closet for Matt Ryan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 I missed it. Oops.Nah. It was worth posting twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 Matt Ryan can stop Grady from eating at an all-you-can-eat buffet.orMatt Ryan once beat Grady at a corn dog eating contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 When Matt Ryan jumps in the water Matt Ryan doesnt get wet, water gets Matt Ryan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 When Matt Ryan sky dives he doesn't fall to the Earth. The Earth gravitates toward Matt Ryan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 Matt Ryan built Stonehenge just so he could practice huddling up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 Matt Ryan yelled a hard count and the and the defensive coordinator jumped out of the coach's box.Usain Bolt challenged Matt Ryan to a race. Matt picked him up and threw him to Roddy White.Michael Phelps challenged Matt Ryan to a swim meet. Matt made them put sharks in the pool and told Phelps "Nobody tries to stop you when you swim."Matt Ryan could find Osama Bin Laden if he ran a slant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 joey harrington can also...no wait, i thought you said less then 30 seconds and his the most eligible defender 91% of the time. mybad :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 Matt Ryan took on all of Vick's dogs in a fight and came away without a scratch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 Dear Bucs fans,Matt Ryan doesn't own a microwave. Because revenge is a dish, best served cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 Roger Goodell did not suspend Grady because Ryan told him not to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 No means no; unless it's Matt Ryan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 You can't make up your mind in less than 3 secs and consistantly get rid of the ball to the "most" eligible Receiver 61% of the time and not take a sack but Matt Ryan can!!! AMEN BROTHER AMENTELL ITHeck All I asked for this season was for our Oline to Give him 3.5 seconds.CAN I Get a Witness! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 A Panther's natural prey is the feral hog, white-tailed deer, raccon and armadillo and occasionally they will consume rabbits, rats, and birds. Their only natural predator is Matt Ryan. The Buccaneers were pirates who attacked Spanish and French shipping in the Caribbean Islands during the late 17th century. They stored up treasure for hundreds of years until they are looted by Matt Ryan on December 14th.A Saint (from the Latin sanctus) is a human being who has been called to holiness. Matt Ryan is going to soon find "holiness" in their defense as he finds every hole with perfectly placed balls to Falcon wide receivers.This post made me seriously laugh out loud. How you seriously laugh out loud I don't know - but Matt Ryan does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 Matt Ryan doesnt throw the football. He manipulates the world around to put the football where he desires. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 Dear Bucs fans,Matt Ryan doesn't own a microwave. Because revenge is a dish, best served cold.lol but heres one for this week. Matt ryan gets more the second timearound then the first. lolok..ok i know i know it wasnt funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2008 Bill Bellichick reads Tom Brady Matt Ryan's stats as a bedtime story before he tucks him into bed everynight, so he can keep dreaming...Matt Ryan is so cool , the sun has to put on a jacket when Matt steps outside...brrrrrrrrr....Matt Ryan so cool and accurate, he can close his eyes and strike 11 Lions on a practice toss, and it will go for a 62 yard TD....Matt Ryan so dreamy, the NFL wants to impliment next year that he plays without a helmet on.... Matt Ryan is so great, he made a whole city, franchise, and fans forget about Michael Vick...Matt Ryan is all 5 of Charles Barkley's FAV 5 in his cell phone...Matt Ryan is the only one that knows Whats Eating Gilbert Grape.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2008 Bill Bellichick reads Tom Brady Matt Ryan's stats as a bedtime story before he tucks him into bed everynight, so he can keep dreaming...hahahaha wow tht was funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2008 Bret Farve carries Refs on his back. Matt Ryan knocks them down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2008 matt ryan doesnt avoid pass rushers..they avoid him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan can throw a football through a cheerio at 80 yrds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2008 Matt Ryan can scare guru defensive coordinators into running to the SEC... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2008 God rested on Sunday so He could watch Matt Ryan play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2008 nobody does it like Sara Lee, except Matt Ryan.Matt Ryan completes more passes than Bill Clinton.If you hear that Ryan is getting blitzed he must be in a bar because no one blitzes Matt Ryan.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2008 If Matt Ryan were the Lions QB..they would make the playoffs. FTW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
