FaIconfansince80 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 AUSTRALIA-- A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his ***** in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed. Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.They found a 750-millilitre jar around his ***** and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{=Mojo-Risin=} Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 It's a shame that you'd act that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaIconfansince80 Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.They found a 750-millilitre jar around his ***** and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.Now thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFanSince1970 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Hilarious. Poor Jack Russell Terry her.That's one horny mother, shut yo mouth! Just talkin bout a freak. Well keep it down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edZep Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Hope the Jack Russel wasn't wearing the stockings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statick Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.That entire line is laugh-out-loud funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pit&atlfan81 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 D,JD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edZep Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I just got my manhood back in the divorce. (JK) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{=Mojo-Risin=} Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I just got my manhood back in the divorce. (JK)Wow, that was a small settlement, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 This isn't as bad as I thought it would be when I read the thread title. I imagined he had performed a DIY sex change operation . . . ugh. A pasta sauce jar doesn't have a very narrow opening, was this guy packing some serious heat or something? Was there actual pasta sauce in there? What feels better, marinara or alfredo? Why am I wondering these things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edZep Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Wow, that was a small settlement, huh? Sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaIconfansince80 Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 Like ***king a jar of warm water. literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BWD Experience Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 WTF, they told me they weren't going to tell anyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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