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Carolina Panthers Jokes

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Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Carolina Panthers.

Q: How do you keep a Carolina Panther out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Charlotte in case of a tornado?

A: Bank of America Stadium - they never have a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Carolina Panther with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn?t Raleigh have a professional football team?

A: Because then Charlotte would want one.

Q: What?s the difference between the Carolina Panther and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Carolina Panthers does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make a whole stadium stand up and yell, ?Jesus Christ!?

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