Shiney_McShine Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Some legends of Thomas Dimitroff:He has been known to eat steel, without ketchup or A1 sauce, and enjoy it. He rode his bike around the world six times in one weekend, only stopping once to save India from an earthquake.He does not brush hs hair because he does not have to. Consults Superman on super hero stuff.He can read the fine print on the space shuttle while it is in space. His success with the Falcons has dropped the price of gas. Anyone else know of Thomas Dimitroff legends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tandy Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Sean Penn is his long-lost twin brotherHe raised the Phenix from the ashes and then did the same for the FalconHe brushes his teeth with muriatic acid and then rinses with pure moonshineHe has broken many a Bronco in his youth and will continue to do so this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozoatl Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Anyone else know of Thomas Dimitroff legends?Thomas Dimitroff:Ate thunder and crapped lightning years before Rocky BalboaWhen playing college ball, actually completed 7 downfield passes to himself. In one game.Once ran East to West so fast that he stopped the Earth's rotation for 6 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiney_McShine Posted November 12, 2008 Author Share Posted November 12, 2008 He cut Adam Jennings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIFT HITTER Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 He cut Adam JenningsStevie Wonder saw that coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossFALCON™ Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 He was not wearing any pants when blank and mckay interviewed him over the computer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozoatl Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 He was not wearing any pants when blank and mckay interviewed him over the computer! Ummmmmm....that was Singletary, and he was actually in the room :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronHead34 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 He once heard Grady say the words, "Man, I sure ate a lot, I'm full." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tandy Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 He once heard Grady say the words, "Man, I sure ate a lot, I'm full."THAT'S A LIE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronHead34 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 THAT'S A LIE!!!!Ok, yea, it is, but someday it could be true....someday.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayx Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 He helps little old ladies cross the street by mental telepathy.Once carried a dead duck into the draft and resurrected a mighty Falcon.When he left New England he took Tom Brady's mojo; he keeps it in a golden container that he wears around his neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bige Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Faster than a locomotive.Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiney_McShine Posted November 12, 2008 Author Share Posted November 12, 2008 He went back in time to slap Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLICK NICK Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 He cut Adam JenningsThank God!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bige Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Saved Timmy AND Lassie in a well.Then he saved the Atlanta Falcons in a black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiney_McShine Posted November 12, 2008 Author Share Posted November 12, 2008 Chuck Norris uses the Thomas Dimitroff Exercise Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thestufford Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 His success with the Falcons has dropped the price of gas.ROFL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izo#2883 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Ummmmmm....that was Singletary, and he was actually in the room :PROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev_Hal Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Dimitroff is so smart, he cn acutally calculate the age of Morten Andersen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev_Hal Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Dimitroff is currently facilitating the sale of Lousianna back to the French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiney_McShine Posted November 12, 2008 Author Share Posted November 12, 2008 There is talk to re-name the Pentagon after Thomas Dimitroff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev_Hal Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Dimitroff, if asked, could actually fix Windows Vista. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev_Hal Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Dimitroff is so cool, he coud actually get dates for all of the New Media guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiney_McShine Posted November 12, 2008 Author Share Posted November 12, 2008 His pet is a robotic frisbee dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev_Hal Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 In middle eastern circles, Dimitroff is cnosidered a weaspon of mass destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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