Emmitt's week 10 prognotstipacationisms

[Emmitt]

I 6-3 on the season, better than I thought, but better than you thought too.....

This game feature the high flying Atlanta Falcons and the low galloping Denver Broncos. The Falcons in a battle for the leads in the most competative division in the NFL. The Broncos in a fight for the lead in the one of the worstest divisions in footballs history. I see it like going car shopping: With the Falcons division you get to select the cream of the crop: You got your BMW (Panthers), Lexus (Bucs), Ferrari (Falcons), Chevy Cobalt (Saints) and with the Broncos division you got your choice betweens a '74 Plymoth Station Wagon with wood on the side (Broncos), '65 Dodge Duster (Chargers), '62 Desoto (Chiefs), and gutted '72 Pinto on blocks (Raiders). It make for some interesting shopping, so to speak.

Falcons Offense vs Broncos Defense:

This seem like a mitchmatch at first, but one thing you have to keep in minds. Neverminds, it is a mistmatch. The Falcon are going to play what we insiders call Smash Mouths football and the Broncos are going to play what we insiders call 2 dollar hoe. The Bronco going to take it any way you want. The last time a Bronco defense stopped someone, I had a thing for Smurfet. I'm not saying they can't perform, but the last time a Bronco linebacker got in on a play was three years ago at $5 night at the local production of Oklahoma. With that said, I see a heavy load of Turner and Norwood controlling the clocks. The Bronco can not handle that kind of physicallities. There run defense like a bowl of ice cream at a local weight watchers meeting. It gonna get ate up, quick, fast and in a hurry.

The Bronco pass defense not much better. Espressially if Champ Bailey don't play. They play so far off of the receivers they need a cell phone to talk smack. I'm not saying there soft, but the last time the corner back made a play for a ball, he was adjusting the saftey after he put on his Under Armour. They bring a hole new meaning to team unity, so to speak. Look for White to draw double coverage, that when two defensive back cover one receiver. It will be hard to spot in this case as Roddy will always be at least 10 yard away. Jenkins will get single coverage, which in Bronco system terminalogy means "leave him the **** alone". Look for Harry Douglas, former porn star, to be covered by a saftey on most sets. Denver doesn't use the so called Nickel defense as much as other teams because they simply can't afford it.

Bronco Offense vs Falcon Defense:

The strength of the Denver team is there pass game. They have a great upcomer named Brian Griese. He the son of Fred Griese of the Dolfins. They also have a young budding star in Crown Royal, third cousin of Prince. He quick with the ball in his hand, just ask the Denver saftey. I think they move the ball on the improving Falcon offense, but expect turnovers to come as well. Chris Cash, son of former tennis great Pat Cash, has really impressed the Falcon coaches with his bump and run coverage while Foxworth has proven to be worth a fox. He has shown great coverage skill and almost seem to run the route for the receiver while he running his route.

The an..anthys....anthisictics of the pass game is the Denver run game. They bad. I don't want to say that they can't run the ball, but the last positive play they had was too year ago where the Denver's lead rusher had dinner with the safety. This year they struggling to find someone that can stay healthy. They even made inquires about former running back Red Grange, also known as The Galloping Ghost, but were refuted as Red passed years ago. This was a let down as Red was considered to be in the best shape of any Denver back. They have now changed there attention to Earl Campbell.

Stats:

Turner: 32 carries for 242 yards, 2 td, 12 cup of Gatorade

Norwood 6 carries for 121 yards, 2 td, 6 cup of Gatorade, 1/1 passing 46 yrd, 1 td passing

Ryan: 23/28 for 278 yards, 2td, 0 pics. 3 cup of Gatorade

White: 12 rec for 132 yards, 1 td, 1 cup of Gatorade, he had plenty last week.

Jenkins: 6 cathes 88 yards, 1 td, 4 cup of Gatorade

Douglas: 4 catches for 28 yard, 1 td of 46 yard, 3 cup of Gatorade

Aberham: 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 td, 4 tackles

Loften: 8 tackles, 6 concussion caused

Anderson: 1 sack, 5 tackles

Score:

Falcons: 56

Broncos: 6

I would also like to thank the Cutlers for having me over for dinner. I posted a pic of Jay's lovely wife below.

Emmitt

[TeamPlayer1]

Emmit, I like the way you're thinking!

[Joremarid]

whatever happened to chris cash? he actually had some decent moments for us.

[Fanboy3000]

This seem like a mitchmatch at first, but one thing you have to keep in minds. Neverminds, it is a mistmatch.

I don't know how you top yourself, but you do. Congratusalutations.

[xXFlashFalconXx]

LOL... Hey, wait a minute, I have a Chevy Cobalt... I need to sell it so I won't have anything to do with the Aints...

[PittsCreek]

I 6-3 on the season, better than I thought, but better than you thought too.....

This game feature the high flying Atlanta Falcons and the low galloping Denver Broncos. The Falcons in a battle for the leads in the most competative division in the NFL. The Broncos in a fight for the lead in the one of the worstest divisions in footballs history. I see it like going car shopping: With the Falcons division you get to select the cream of the crop: You got your BMW (Panthers), Lexus (Bucs), Ferrari (Falcons), Chevy Cobalt (Saints) and with the Broncos division you got your choice betweens a '74 Plymoth Station Wagon with wood on the side (Broncos), '65 Dodge Duster (Chargers), '62 Desoto (Chiefs), and gutted '72 Pinto on blocks (Raiders). It make for some interesting shopping, so to speak.

Falcons Offense vs Broncos Defense:

This seem like a mitchmatch at first, but one thing you have to keep in minds. Neverminds, it is a mistmatch. The Falcon are going to play what we insiders call Smash Mouths football and the Broncos are going to play what we insiders call 2 dollar hoe. The Bronco going to take it any way you want. The last time a Bronco defense stopped someone, I had a thing for Smurfet. I'm not saying they can't perform, but the last time a Bronco linebacker got in on a play was three years ago at $5 night at the local production of Oklahoma. With that said, I see a heavy load of Turner and Norwood controlling the clocks. The Bronco can not handle that kind of physicallities. There run defense like a bowl of ice cream at a local weight watchers meeting. It gonna get ate up, quick, fast and in a hurry.

The Bronco pass defense not much better. Espressially if Champ Bailey don't play. They play so far off of the receivers they need a cell phone to talk smack. I'm not saying there soft, but the last time the corner back made a play for a ball, he was adjusting the saftey after he put on his Under Armour. They bring a hole new meaning to team unity, so to speak. Look for White to draw double coverage, that when two defensive back cover one receiver. It will be hard to spot in this case as Roddy will always be at least 10 yard away. Jenkins will get single coverage, which in Bronco system terminalogy means "leave him the **** alone". Look for Harry Douglas, former porn star, to be covered by a saftey on most sets. Denver doesn't use the so called Nickel defense as much as other teams because they simply can't afford it.

Bronco Offense vs Falcon Defense:

The strength of the Denver team is there pass game. They have a great upcomer named Brian Griese. He the son of Fred Griese of the Dolfins. They also have a young budding star in Crown Royal, third cousin of Prince. He quick with the ball in his hand, just ask the Denver saftey. I think they move the ball on the improving Falcon offense, but expect turnovers to come as well. Chris Cash, son of former tennis great Pat Cash, has really impressed the Falcon coaches with his bump and run coverage while Foxworth has proven to be worth a fox. He has shown great coverage skill and almost seem to run the route for the receiver while he running his route.

The an..anthys....anthisictics of the pass game is the Denver run game. They bad. I don't want to say that they can't run the ball, but the last positive play they had was too year ago where the Denver's lead rusher had dinner with the safety. This year they struggling to find someone that can stay healthy. They even made inquires about former running back Red Grange, also known as The Galloping Ghost, but were refuted as Red passed years ago. This was a let down as Red was considered to be in the best shape of any Denver back. They have now changed there attention to Earl Campbell.

Stats:

Turner: 32 carries for 242 yards, 2 td, 12 cup of Gatorade

Norwood 6 carries for 121 yards, 2 td, 6 cup of Gatorade, 1/1 passing 46 yrd, 1 td passing

Ryan: 23/28 for 278 yards, 2td, 0 pics. 3 cup of Gatorade

White: 12 rec for 132 yards, 1 td, 1 cup of Gatorade, he had plenty last week.

Jenkins: 6 cathes 88 yards, 1 td, 4 cup of Gatorade

Douglas: 4 catches for 28 yard, 1 td of 46 yard, 3 cup of Gatorade

Aberham: 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 td, 4 tackles

Loften: 8 tackles, 6 concussion caused

Anderson: 1 sack, 5 tackles

Score:

Falcons: 56

Broncos: 6

I would also like to thank the Cutlers for having me over for dinner. I posted a pic of Jay's lovely wife below.

Emmitt

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That was the greatest thing ive ever read in my life, so to speak

And man id hit Cutlers wife.....With that car!

[FalconMama]

good stuff emmitt

[Tandy]

As always - you hit the proverbial nail on the head with the hammer - so to speak!

[thestufford]

ROFL!!!! Emmitt, I like you but you are CRAZY! I have no idea where you come up with this stuff... with that said, I look forward to these weekly. Thnx

[gritsnsausage]

Emmitt meets Valley Girl translation... <--- dont have a good Denver accent translator...

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I 6-3 on thuh season, fer shure, better than I thought, fer shure, but better than you thought too.....

Like, fer shure, ya know, fer shure, this game feature thuh high flying Atlanta Falcons and thuh low galloping Denver Broncos. The Falcons in a battle for thuh

leads in thuh most competative division in thuh NFL. The Broncos in a fight for thuh lead in thuh one of thuh worstest

divisions in footballs history. I see it like going rod shopping: With thuh Falcons division you get to select thuh cream of thuh

crop: You got your BMW (Panthers), fer shure, Lexus (Bucs), fer shure, Ferrari (Falcons), fer shure, Chevy Cobalt (Saints) and with thuh Broncos

division you got your choice betweens a '74 Plymoth Station Wagon with wood on thuh side (Broncos), fer shure, '65 Dodge

Duster (Chargers), fer shure, '62 Desoto (Chiefs), fer shure, and gutted '72 Pinto on blocks (Raiders). It make for some cool shopping, fer shure,

so to speak.

Falcons Offense vs Broncos Defense:

Like, fer shure, ya know, fer shure, this seem like a mitchmatch at first, fer shure, but one thing you have to keep in minds. Neverminds, fer shure, it like, ya know, is a mistmatch. The

Falcon are going to play what we insiders call Smash Mouths football and thuh Broncos are going to play what we

insiders call 2 dollar hoe. The Bronco going to take it any way you want. The last time a Bronco defense stopped

someone, fer shure, I had a thing for Smurfet. I'm not saying they can't perform, fer shure, but thuh last time a Bronco linebacker got in on a

play like, fer shure, ya know three years ago at $5 night at thuh local production of Oklahoma. With that said, fer shure, I see a heavy load of Turner

and Norwood controlling thuh clocks. The Bronco can not handle that kind of physicallities. Like, fer shure, there run defense like a

bowl of ice cream at a local weight watchers party. It gonna get ate up, fer shure, quick, fer shure, fast and in a hurry.

The Bronco pass defense not much better. Espressially if Champ Bailey don't play. They play so far off of thuh receivers

they need a cell phone to talk smack. I'm not saying there soft, fer shure, but thuh last time thuh corner back made a play for a ball, fer shure,

he like, fer shure, ya know adjusting thuh saftey after he put on his Under Armour. They bring a hole new meaning to team unity, fer shure, so to

speak. Look for White to draw double coverage, fer shure, that when two defensive back cover one receiver. It ya know, fer shure, like, fer shure, hard to

spot in this case as Roddy will always be at least 10 yard away. Jenkins will get single coverage, fer shure, which in Bronco

system terminalogy means "leave that dude thuh **** alone". Look for Harry Douglas, fer shure, former porn star, fer shure, to be covered by a

saftey on most sets. Denver doesn't use thuh so called Nickel defense as much as other teams because they simply

can't afford it.

Bronco Offense vs Falcon Defense:

The strength of thuh Denver team ya know, like, is there pass game. They have a awesum upcomer named Brian Griese. That dude thuh son of

Fred Griese of thuh Dolfins. They also have a young budding star in Crown Royal, man, third cousin of Prince. That dude quick with

the ball in his hand, man, just ask thuh Denver saftey. I think they move thuh ball on thuh improving Falcon offense, man, but expect

turnovers to come as well. Chris Cash, man, son of former tennis awesum Pat Cash, man, has totally impressed thuh Falcon coaches

with his bump and run coverage while Foxworth has proven to be worth a fox. That dude has shown awesum coverage skill and

almost seem to run thuh route for thuh receiver while he running his route.

The an..anthys....anthisictics of thuh pass game ya know, like, is thuh Denver run game. They mean. I don't want to say that they can't

run thuh ball, man, but thuh last positive play they had like, man, ya know too year ago where thuh Denver's lead rusher had dinner with thuh

safety. Like, man, ya know, man, this year they struggling to find someone that can stay healthy. They even made inquires about former running

back Red Grange, man, also known as The Galloping Ghost, man, but were refuted as Red passed years ago. Like, man, ya know, man, this like, man, ya know a let

down as Red like, man, ya know considered to be in thuh best shape of any Denver back. They have now changed there attention to

Earl Campbell.

[bossFALCON™]

this is my 2nd week in a row reading one of your "prognotstipacationisms", have i been missing out on these all year?

LMAO at the raiders being a 72 pinto

[MashDaddy]

Once again you succeed in making me laugh.....lol.....Good stuff

[The Great American]

Good stuff! One of your better efforts ... not that any of them are bad, so to speak.

[1989Fan]

The Falcon are going to play what we insiders call Smash Mouths football and the Broncos are going to play what we insiders call 2 dollar hoe. The Bronco going to take it any way you want. The last time a Bronco defense stopped someone, I had a thing for Smurfet. I'm not saying they can't perform, but the last time a Bronco linebacker got in on a play was three years ago at $5 night at the local production of Oklahoma.

friggin A that whole paragraph had me rollin.

[Kinski]

This seem like a mitchmatch at first, but one thing you have to keep in minds. Neverminds, it is a mistmatch

They play so far off of the receivers they need a cell phone to talk smack.

LOL I love it

[IronHead34]

maybe you should put these on a blog somewhere.

Looks like Gatorade gets a break this week. I am sure they have to make a ton after last week, so to speak.

[CaliforniaFalcon]

Emmit, God your post crack me up. You keep it up and someone is going to offer you a job doing this or either fire you for craziness so to speak.

Anyway this one this week from you had me laughing so hard that I even called my mother 3,000 miles away to get her to read it. Keep them coming. :lol:

[Dirty Bird Ronnie]

ABERHAM! classic.

[uga2006]

Is that a Ford probe behind the girl with too much makeup?

[Emmitt]

this is my 2nd week in a row reading one of your "prognotstipacationisms", have i been missing out on these all year?

LMAO at the raiders being a 72 pinto

Yeah, I've had them for every week so far. I even had a few during the by week. I also had a few before the season.

Thanks for the compliments guys. I would have quit doing this long ago without your support.

Emmitt

[stumpjumper]

There run defense like a bowl of ice cream at a local weight watchers meeting. It gonna get ate up, quick, fast and in a hurry.

Denver doesn't use the so called Nickel defense as much as other teams because they simply can't afford it.

Best 2 lines I've read in a very long time, thanks Emmitt! :lol:

[Emmitt]

LOL... Hey, wait a minute, I have a Chevy Cobalt... I need to sell it so I won't have anything to do with the Aints...

nope. I didn't mean anything deragatory. Just tired to think of a car that was good but not as flashy as the others in the "division". Originally it was a Dodge Nitro, but I gave Chrystler to much love with the other cars. I was wanting one a few months ago before the gas prices fell. My truck gets 9 mpg highway.

Emmitt

[Keas McFalcon]

The Falcon are going to play what we insiders call Smash Mouths football and the Broncos are going to play what we insiders call 2 dollar hoe. The Bronco going to take it any way you want.

Look for White to draw double coverage, that when two defensive back cover one receiver. It will be hard to spot in this case as Roddy will always be at least 10 yard away.

Jenkins will get single coverage, which in Bronco system terminalogy means "leave him the **** alone".

Loften: 8 tackles, 6 concussion caused

Emmitt

Wow man really that is just too funny

[Goat]

Great stuff Emmitt, as usual.

[norbendon]

Your best work to date good sir.