Never thought I'd say this but I owe Allen Rossum an apology

[Grrrillapmpn Inc.®]

I would've given my left nut to watch you fair catch just one more punt that you could've gotten at least 10 yards off of.

I'm not going to repeat some of the aweful things i said about your manliness and/or decision making skills, but due to recent events in my life i feel as though i misjudged you when referring to you as the worst possible option.

Find it in your heart to forgive me.

P.S. Peerless you still get the big eff you.