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New Orleans,LA 10/14/08

Saints fans from across the country gathered in front of the Super Dome today to issue a warning to Falcon fans. After sucessive weeks of Falcon fans failing to heed their cries, Saints fans felt they had to make a statement. The head of Saints Nation, LaDique Suqor, issued the following press release:

" We hereby give notice to all Falcon fans that the Bye will kick their @*%$. This will be the beginning of the losing streak that we demanded they have three weeks ago. The Bye shall win by a score 30-3.

If the Falcons do not lose to the Bye, then it shall only be because the Bye was/is injured and/or garbage."

After the 9 a.m. meeting, LaDique Suqor finished with the usual somber New Orleans closing of cheap beer and angry midget sex. Suqor was questioned during his hostile dwarf fornication as to whether or not he could truly speak for the Saints fans as a whole. A surprised Suqor responded, "I think I do. Have you ever seen a Saints game? There is a LaDique Suqor in every seat..."

Falcon fans did not respond to several telegrams the AP sent this morning.

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New Orleans,LA 10/14/08

Falcon fans did not respond to several telegrams the AP sent this morning.

AND WE WON'T RESPOND EITHER. THEY'LL HAVE TO GET IN LINE

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND GET THEIR BEAT-DOWN AT THE PROPER

TIME. SAINTS FANS NEED TO SHOW A LITTLE PATIENCE, THEY'LL

GET WHATS COMING TO THEM IN DUE TIME. <_<

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AND WE WON'T RESPOND EITHER. THEY'LL HAVE TO GET IN LINE

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND GET THEIR BEAT-DOWN AT THE PROPER

TIME. SAINTS FANS NEED TO SHOW A LITTLE PATIENCE, THEY'LL

GET WHATS COMING TO THEM IN DUE TIME. <_<

who exactly have yall beat down besides the almighty chiefs and lions?

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