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Mr. Yasinskas,

Do you think that proliferation of the Falcon offense combine with the destitution of the punt returner will cause some kind of wish-wash, so to speak, on the contingencies of your estimation of the productivity, as a whole, of the personification of the prestidigitation of the efficiency of our overall scheme in which we some times fail atrociously in the obstinacy of corn dog lovers all across the perplexium of the modus operini?

Emmitt Smith

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Mr. Yasinskas,

Do you think that proliferation of the Falcon offense combine with the destitution of the punt returner will cause some kind of wish-wash, so to speak, on the contingencies of your estimation of the productivity, as a whole, of the personification of the prestidigitation of the efficiency of our overall scheme in which we some times fail atrociously in the obstinacy of corn dog lovers all across the perplexium of the modus operini?

Emmit Smith

LOL!

I hope he forwards that one to the real Emmitt Smith. :D

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Mr. Yasinskas,

Do you think that proliferation of the Falcon offense combine with the destitution of the punt returner will cause some kind of wish-wash, so to speak, on the contingencies of your estimation of the productivity, as a whole, of the personification of the prestidigitation of the efficiency of our overall scheme in which we some times fail atrociously in the obstinacy of corn dog lovers all across the perplexium of the modus operini?

Emmit Smith

i bet the real emmitt wont even try to read that out loud :lol: :lol:

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Ok, I actually sent him a question - as follows:

Pat, I think the Falcons fans are a bit gunshy of the media. We tend to get burned quite a bit, so that could be why you don't get enough questions. That being said, we are also excited about the foundation being built in Atlanta. We don't expect playoffs, we don't expect miracles - we just expect to keep improving this year. With that in mind, I personally see our two biggest weaknesses as our pass rushing and our secondary. Our secondary will get better, I believe, but I think we need some help for JA55 on the line. Just curious as to your input on this - what is your opinion of JA98 - are we as fans being too impatient with him - and what about Jennings - I'm frightened every time he is out there to return the ball - any comments?

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Maybe if they had somebody who actually knew something about football doing those blogs, then more questions would be sent in. I guess it is easier to trick our NFC South counterparts. The Falcons also have a lot less questions than these other teams. Why does New Orleans continually lose with one of the best QBs in the game? Why does the Saints running backs stink so bad? When is Steve Smith getting in another fight? How is Delhomme still playing when he is 50 years old? Why do the Bucs have 20 QBs and can not find 1 good one? How bad is the Saints kicker?

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Mr. Yasinskas,

How come you love the Saints so much? Why was everyone wrong about Sam Baker? Since our message board kicks butt why do we care a wink about your meaningless opinion on anything?

Sincerely,

JC

PERFECT!!!!! Why would we give a flying flip about your opinion on our Birds?! <_<

I highly doubt PY knows more about our team than, we, the fans who read every headline coast-to-coast, from practice-to-practice and from game-to-game. And just in case one of us may miss an article or update, it's posted here within minutes of it hitting the web...

Perfect, man...perfect.

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Mr. Yasinskas,

Do you think that proliferation of the Falcon offense combine with the destitution of the punt returner will cause some kind of wish-wash, so to speak, on the contingencies of your estimation of the productivity, as a whole, of the personification of the prestidigitation of the efficiency of our overall scheme in which we some times fail atrociously in the obstinacy of corn dog lovers all across the perplexium of the modus operini?

Emmitt Smith

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Mr. Yasinskas,

Do you think that proliferation of the Falcon offense combine with the destitution of the punt returner will cause some kind of wish-wash, so to speak, on the contingencies of your estimation of the productivity, as a whole, of the personification of the prestidigitation of the efficiency of our overall scheme in which we some times fail atrociously in the obstinacy of corn dog lovers all across the perplexium of the modus operini?

Emmitt Smith

you forgot two-tooft.

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Maybe if they had somebody who actually knew something about football doing those blogs, then more questions would be sent in. I guess it is easier to trick our NFC South counterparts. The Falcons also have a lot less questions than these other teams. Why does New Orleans continually lose with one of the best QBs in the game? Why does the Saints running backs stink so bad? When is Steve Smith getting in another fight? How is Delhomme still playing when he is 50 years old? Why do the Bucs have 20 QBs and can not find 1 good one? How bad is the Saints kicker?

*bows to a football god*

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Yasinskas joined ESPN.com in January 2008 after covering the Carolina Panthers for The Charlotte Observer for nine seasons. He began his journalism career with The Tampa Tribune in 1990.

So we are supposed to ask questions of some dude who worked in Tampa and Charlotte and covered the Carolina Panthers... How about we throw rocks at him instead?

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DR MR YANKSHIRE DO U THING THE FLACONS SHOOD DRAFT MATT STANFORD NEXT YEER CUZ U NO HE IS BETER THE MARK RYAN BY A LONG SHOT

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Ed

dictated not read.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Ok, I actually sent him a question - as follows:

Pat, I think the Falcons fans are a bit gunshy of the media. We tend to get burned quite a bit, so that could be why you don't get enough questions. That being said, we are also excited about the foundation being built in Atlanta. We don't expect playoffs, we don't expect miracles - we just expect to keep improving this year. With that in mind, I personally see our two biggest weaknesses as our pass rushing and our secondary. Our secondary will get better, I believe, but I think we need some help for JA55 on the line. Just curious as to your input on this - what is your opinion of JA98 - are we as fans being too impatient with him - and what about Jennings - I'm frightened every time he is out there to return the ball - any comments?

****(satan's hang out) of a question.....the next beer or wine cooler you get out of your fridge is on me!

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