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1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I

saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak

from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my

mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some

deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we

can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't

like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of

the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian ***** is everywhere. It's like

they've got eleven ***** on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well

is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and

kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

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1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I

saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak

from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my

mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some

deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we

can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't

like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of

the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian ***** is everywhere. It's like

they've got eleven ***** on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well

is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and

kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

:lol:

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