rugger8 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Ok... this is really weird. Enjoy...morbidly...Would the Dead Please Stand up?The body of deceased Angel Pantoja Medina stands erect and leans against a wall by his coffin during his own wake in his mother's home in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Monday, Aug. 18, 2008. The last wish of Medina, 24, who was found dead on Aug. 15, 2008 underneath a bridge in the capital, was to be standing at his own wake, and was embalmed for the occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I've been leaning towards cremation but I don't really like that option either. Maybe we'll have something new when I die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugger8 Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 I've been leaning towards cremation but I don't really like that option either. Maybe we'll have something new when I die.cryogenics. You never have to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ton80Kid Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I'm gonna have them pose me sitting in a lap dance booth with 2 gorgeous redheaded irish gals working me over...then after that, they can cremate me...might as well go out with a smile in a blaze of glory... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaud Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Bury me smilin'with G's in my pockethave a party at my funerallet every rapper rock itlet the girls that I use to knowfrom way beforekiss me from my head to my toe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugger8 Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 I'm gonna have them pose me sitting in a lap dance booth with 2 gorgeous redheaded irish gals working me over...then after that, they can cremate me...might as well go out with a smile in a blaze of glory... I'm all about redheaded Irish girls, but ... they're gonna have to pay a lot to have them dance over your dead body!!!Me? I think I'd like to be stood across the room from my closed casket, wearing sunglasses and reading a paper. That way people will freak out when they see me, and wonder if there's some kind of hoax going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I think I want something like this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I'm all about redheaded Irish girls, but ... they're gonna have to pay a lot to have them dance over your dead body!!!Me? I think I'd like to be stood across the room from my closed casket, wearing sunglasses and reading a paper. That way people will freak out when they see me, and wonder if there's some kind of hoax going on.YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WINNER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyhawk Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Shot into space so my ashes will fall back down on all those I disagree with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octoslash Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I want to be chopped up and used for shark bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I want to be chopped up and used for shark bait.I want to be sealed in with your avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poster Large Johnson Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Bury me smilin'with G's in my pockethave a party at my funerallet every rapper rock itlet the girls that I use to knowfrom way beforekiss me from my head to my toe**** I miss Pac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugger8 Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 I want to be chopped up and used for shark bait.I think I read about a request like that recently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ton80Kid Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I want to be chopped up and used for shark bait.Cool...but everyone knows that Sharks don't eat people...that's what all of those guys on Discovery said during Shark Week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanboy3000 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Sitting in a lazy boy with a beer in one hand and a remote in the other. Naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octoslash Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Cool...but everyone knows that Sharks don't eat people...that's what all of those guys on Discovery said during Shark Week... They like blood and meat; that's what I shall become, and by god that's what they shall eat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrews_31 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 BWD, you're a sick man!!! I think I want something like this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrews_31 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 You're sick too!!! Sitting in a lazy boy with a beer in one hand and a remote in the other. Naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugger8 Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Sitting in a lazy boy with a beer in one hand and a remote in the other. Naked.You'd better hope that it's not too cold in that funeral parlor... Or have the mortician do a little extra taxidermy, if you know what I'm sayin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaud Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 **** I miss PacWordPac >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 You'd better hope that it's not too cold in that funeral parlor... Or have the mortician do a little extra taxidermy, if you know what I'm sayin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 On another note, I'm revising my funeral position to "The Goat". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ton80Kid Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 You'd better hope that it's not too cold in that funeral parlor... Or have the mortician do a little extra taxidermy, if you know what I'm sayin...Um...I guess the "Pump" will still work, post mortem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugger8 Posted August 22, 2008 Author Share Posted August 22, 2008 Um...I guess the "Pump" will still work, post mortem... I gotta tell you. I didn't need to know that you have a "pump" now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.Rover Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Make sure you go to your friends' funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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