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All you Rays fans (and this means all 3 of you) make sure to follow these helpful hints when the playoffs come around:

1. Run your Rays jerseys, hats, dog sweaters, goob muffs, etc, through 10 or 15 washer/dryer cycles. That way they won't LOOK so obviously newly-purchased.

2. Use Mapquest or Google Maps to find the Grapefruit Dome or Orange Yards or wherever it is the Rays host competitions.

3. HOLD YOUR TICKET STUBS!! You'll need them in order to ask the ushers where in holy h-e-l-l your seats are, assuming you utilize #2 above and can correctly locate the stadium.

4. Bring some money for munchies. (Hotdogs, peanuts, and beer are standard fare to be consumed at baseball games.)

5. Stay alert!! Sometimes, at baseball games, the batters hit the ball into the stands, and if you're not paying attention, you could get a nasty bump on the head.

ENJOY THE PLAYOFFS, DIEHARD RAYS FAN(S)!!!!!

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All you Rays fans (and this means all 3 of you) make sure to follow these helpful hints when the playoffs come around:

1. Run your Rays jerseys, hats, dog sweaters, goob muffs, etc, through 10 or 15 washer/dryer cycles. That way they won't LOOK so obviously newly-purchased.

2. Use Mapquest or Google Maps to find the Grapefruit Dome or Orange Yards or wherever it is the Rays host competitions.

3. HOLD YOUR TICKET STUBS!! You'll need them in order to ask the ushers where in holy h-e-l-l your seats are, assuming you utilize #2 above and can correctly locate the stadium.

4. Bring some money for munchies. (Hotdogs, peanuts, and beer are standard fare to be consumed at baseball games.)

5. Stay alert!! Sometimes, at baseball games, the batters hit the ball into the stands, and if you're not paying attention, you could get a nasty bump on the head.

ENJOY THE PLAYOFFS, DIEHARD RAYS FAN(S)!!!!!

I resent that....I have been a Rays fan for 37 years

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