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State Mottos

Alabama: **** Yes, We Have Electricity

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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can t Be Wrong!

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Arizona: But It s A Dry Heat

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Arkansas: Literacy Ain t Everything

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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than

Your Honda

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Colorado: If You Don t Ski, Don t Bother

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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy s

Don t Own It Yet

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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism

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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes& Well Okay, We re Not, But The

Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

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Illinois: Please Don t Pronounce the S

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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Louisiana: We re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That s Our Tourism

Campaign

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Maine: We re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden s (For Most Tax

Brackets)

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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes& .10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes and 5000

fish

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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies And

Very Little Else

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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right

Here!

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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To

An Attorney&

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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

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Ohio: At Least We re Not Michigan

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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

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Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It s What s For Dinner

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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

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Rhode Island: We re Not REALLY An Island

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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn t Actually Surrender

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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

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Tennessee: The Educashun State

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Texas: Si Hablo Ing les (Yes, I Speak English)

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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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Vermont: Yep

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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don t Mix?

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Washington: Help! We re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family& .Really!

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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

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Hey dammit, I'm from Mississippi. If you're going to post state mottos post the correct ones:

Mississippi: "Thank God for Arkansas or We'd Be 50th in Everything."

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