Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 http://www.hannity.com/goout.asp?u=http://...ate.hannity.comHannidate - The place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, or just someone to hang out with, here you'll be able to find exactly who you are looking for, locally or around the world. It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further. It's FREE to join, post your profile and to contact that special someone!Create your own FREE dating profile, you can even add multiple photos of yourself!Check out the range of membership benefits, services and how it works here. We invite you to become a member of our online Hannidate community and enjoy an active, social life with rewarding experiences.Please make sure to fill out this Legal Release Form and FAX it to (212) 456-5894. No profiles will be posted unless this release is received!Join today! Your best date ever is waiting!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 It's nearly as sad and pathetic as this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etifan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ew. I need a shower.Although I enjoyed:"It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further."So if you take it further, it's no longer safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanboy3000 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ramen (2/8/2008)http://www.hannity.com/goout.asp?u=http://...ate.hannity.comHannidate - The place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, or just someone to hang out with, here you'll be able to find exactly who you are looking for, locally or around the world. It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further. It's FREE to join, post your profile and to contact that special someone!My dreams have been answered. Thank you Lil Baby Hannity!Now I just need a catchy, conservative screen name to get the chicks (the word chicks is totally acceptable on Hannidate). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesouphead Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 that reminds me of something? ....what is it that I am thinking of.....hmmmm.......oh yeah........here it is........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 etifan (2/8/2008)Ew. I need a shower.Although I enjoyed:"It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further."So if you take it further, it's no longer safe?Of course it's not safe. Abstinence only, in case you've forgotten! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)My dreams have been answered. Thank you Lil Baby Hannity!Now I just need a catchy, conservative screen name to get the chicks (the word chicks is totally acceptable on Hannidate).I'm going to make this one:Jon M. CainAge: 84Sex: Not often these daysProfile: Long-time Republican who is having a hard time finding a conservative to love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 thesouphead (2/8/2008)that reminds me of something? ....what is it that I am thinking of.....hmmmm.......oh yeah........here it is...........Register that as a name on his site, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanboy3000 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ramen (2/8/2008)I'm going to make this one:Jon M. CainAge: 84Sex: Not often these daysProfile: Long-time Republican who is having a hard time finding a conservative to love me.Please tell me you're actually going to do this. F'in hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etifan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ramen (2/8/2008)etifan (2/8/2008)Ew. I need a shower. Although I enjoyed: "It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further." So if you take it further, it's no longer safe?*****************************************Of course it's not safe. Abstinence only, in case you've forgotten!LMAO - you have no idea how funny that really is!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)Ramen (2/8/2008)I'm going to make this one:Jon M. CainAge: 84Sex: Not often these daysProfile: Long-time Republican who is having a hard time finding a conservative to love me.Please tell me you're actually going to do this. F'in hilarious.I'm seriously considering it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanboy3000 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ramen (2/8/2008)I'm seriously considering it.Good. Now that I have your attention, why are you shirking your duties to your president? You'll have to answer to etifan you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)Ramen (2/8/2008)I'm seriously considering it.Good. Now that I have your attention, why are you shirking your duties to your president? You'll have to answer to etifan you know.Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etifan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)Ramen (2/8/2008)I'm going to make this one:Jon M. CainAge: 84Sex: Not often these daysProfile: Long-time Republican who is having a hard time finding a conservative to love me.******************************Please tell me you're actually going to do this. F'in hilarious.******************************Seconded!!!"Looking for that special someone to appreciate my purple heart. G--ks and bondage types need not apply." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etifan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)Good. Now that I have your attention, why are you shirking your duties to your president? You'll have to answer to etifan you know.NOW may we proceed with the floggings?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanboy3000 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 etifan (2/8/2008)Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)Good. Now that I have your attention, why are you shirking your duties to your president? You'll have to answer to etifan you know.NOW may we proceed with the floggings??He doesn't even know he has a job. I'd blame my Secretary of Communication, but he doesn't seem to know either.The system has failed again. On to the floggings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 Okay, the Hannidate profile is:John M. CainAge: 79Gender: MaleGeneral info:I am a long-time Republican looking for a conservative to love me.Personal statement:I speak softly but carry a big stick, and the ladies know what I mean!Appearance:Rugged good looks.I uploaded the following pic:The profile is awaiting approval, which means it will probably never see the light of day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 LocationState: ArizonaCity: Shining City on a Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etifan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ramen (2/8/2008)Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)Good. Now that I have your attention, why are you shirking your duties to your president? You'll have to answer to etifan you know.***********************Huh?http://life.atlantafalcons.com/FORUMS/Topic3177872-59-3.aspxSecond post down...I own you, HM, Snake and Octo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 etifan (2/8/2008)Ramen (2/8/2008)Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)Good. Now that I have your attention, why are you shirking your duties to your president? You'll have to answer to etifan you know.***********************Huh?http://life.atlantafalcons.com/FORUMS/Topic3177872-59-3.aspxSecond post down...I own you, HM, Snake and Octo...****, I really am your #####. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etifan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ramen (2/8/2008)etifan (2/8/2008)http://life.atlantafalcons.com/FORUMS/Topic3177872-59-3.aspxSecond post down...I own you, HM, Snake and Octo...********************************************, I really am your #####. Just had to quote this in case you forget (or try to edit). :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramen Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 I wonder how many idiots listening to Hannity don't realize that his favorite lead-in song ("Independence Day" by Martina McBride) is about a woman setting her abusive husband on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etifan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ramen (2/8/2008)I wonder how many idiots listening to Hannity don't realize that his favorite lead-in song ("Independence Day" by Martina McBride) is about a woman setting her abusive husband on fire.I'm going out on a limb here, but I bet they would believe whatever interpretation of the lyrics he provides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconfoozball Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 etifan (2/8/2008)Ramen (2/8/2008)etifan (2/8/2008)http://life.atlantafalcons.com/FORUMS/Topic3177872-59-3.aspxSecond post down...I own you, HM, Snake and Octo...********************************************, I really am your #####. Just had to quote this in case you forget (or try to edit). :cool: :laugh:LMAO @ Ramen, Fanboy & etifan... Etifan, you should put that underlined part in your sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etifan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 falconfootball (2/8/2008)etifan (2/8/2008)Ramen (2/8/2008)etifan (2/8/2008)http://life.atlantafalcons.com/FORUMS/Topic3177872-59-3.aspxSecond post down...I own you, HM, Snake and Octo...********************************************, I really am your #####. ****************************************Just had to quote this in case you forget (or try to edit). :cool: :laugh:LMAO @ Ramen, Fanboy & etifan... Etifan, you should put that underlined part in your sig. If I can work up the patience to do a sig (I still don't have an avatar), I will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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