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http://www.hannity.com/goout.asp?u=http://...ate.hannity.com

Hannidate - The place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, or just someone to hang out with, here you'll be able to find exactly who you are looking for, locally or around the world. It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further. It's FREE to join, post your profile and to contact that special someone!

Create your own FREE dating profile, you can even add multiple photos of yourself!

Check out the range of membership benefits, services and how it works here. We invite you to become a member of our online Hannidate community and enjoy an active, social life with rewarding experiences.

Please make sure to fill out this Legal Release Form and FAX it to (212) 456-5894. No profiles will be posted unless this release is received!

Join today! Your best date ever is waiting!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Ramen (2/8/2008)
http://www.hannity.com/goout.asp?u=http://...ate.hannity.com

Hannidate - The place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, or just someone to hang out with, here you'll be able to find exactly who you are looking for, locally or around the world. It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further. It's FREE to join, post your profile and to contact that special someone!

My dreams have been answered. Thank you Lil Baby Hannity!

Now I just need a catchy, conservative screen name to get the chicks (the word chicks is totally acceptable on Hannidate).

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etifan (2/8/2008)
Ew. I need a shower.

Although I enjoyed:

"It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further."

So if you take it further, it's no longer safe?

Of course it's not safe. Abstinence only, in case you've forgotten!

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Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)

My dreams have been answered. Thank you Lil Baby Hannity!

Now I just need a catchy, conservative screen name to get the chicks (the word chicks is totally acceptable on Hannidate).

I'm going to make this one:

Jon M. Cain

Age: 84

Sex: Not often these days

Profile: Long-time Republican who is having a hard time finding a conservative to love me.

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Ramen (2/8/2008)
etifan (2/8/2008)
Ew. I need a shower. Although I enjoyed: "It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further." So if you take it further, it's no longer safe?

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Of course it's not safe. Abstinence only, in case you've forgotten!

LMAO - you have no idea how funny that really is!!!

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Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)
Ramen (2/8/2008)

I'm going to make this one:

Jon M. Cain

Age: 84

Sex: Not often these days

Profile: Long-time Republican who is having a hard time finding a conservative to love me.

Please tell me you're actually going to do this. F'in hilarious.

I'm seriously considering it.

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Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)
Ramen (2/8/2008)

I'm going to make this one:

Jon M. Cain

Age: 84

Sex: Not often these days

Profile: Long-time Republican who is having a hard time finding a conservative to love me.

******************************

Please tell me you're actually going to do this. F'in hilarious.

******************************

Seconded!!!

"Looking for that special someone to appreciate my purple heart. G--ks and bondage types need not apply."

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etifan (2/8/2008)
Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)

Good. Now that I have your attention, why are you shirking your duties to your president? You'll have to answer to etifan you know.

NOW may we proceed with the floggings??

He doesn't even know he has a job. I'd blame my Secretary of Communication, but he doesn't seem to know either.

The system has failed again. On to the floggings!

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Okay, the Hannidate profile is:

John M. Cain

Age: 79

Gender: Male

General info:

I am a long-time Republican looking for a conservative to love me.

Personal statement:

I speak softly but carry a big stick, and the ladies know what I mean!

Appearance:

Rugged good looks.

I uploaded the following pic:

john_mccain.jpg

The profile is awaiting approval, which means it will probably never see the light of day.

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etifan (2/8/2008)
Ramen (2/8/2008)
Fanboy3000 (2/8/2008)

Good. Now that I have your attention, why are you shirking your duties to your president? You'll have to answer to etifan you know.

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Huh?

http://life.atlantafalcons.com/FORUMS/Topic3177872-59-3.aspx

Second post down...I own you, HM, Snake and Octo...

****, I really am your #####. :(

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Ramen (2/8/2008)
I wonder how many idiots listening to Hannity don't realize that his favorite lead-in song ("Independence Day" by Martina McBride) is about a woman setting her abusive husband on fire.

I'm going out on a limb here, but I bet they would believe whatever interpretation of the lyrics he provides.

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etifan (2/8/2008)
Ramen (2/8/2008)
etifan (2/8/2008)

http://life.atlantafalcons.com/FORUMS/Topic3177872-59-3.aspx

Second post down...I own you, HM, Snake and Octo...

****************************************

****, I really am your #####. :(

Just had to quote this in case you forget (or try to edit). :cool:

:D

:laugh:

LMAO @ Ramen, Fanboy & etifan...

Etifan, you should put that underlined part in your sig. ;)

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etifan (2/8/2008)
Ramen (2/8/2008)
etifan (2/8/2008)

http://life.atlantafalcons.com/FORUMS/Topic3177872-59-3.aspx

Second post down...I own you, HM, Snake and Octo...

****************************************

****, I really am your #####. :(

****************************************

Just had to quote this in case you forget (or try to edit). :cool: :D

:laugh:

LMAO @ Ramen, Fanboy & etifan...

Etifan, you should put that underlined part in your sig. ;)

If I can work up the patience to do a sig (I still don't have an avatar), I will! :D

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