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Chiropractor (1/24/2008)

It would take God himself to float down to earth, and put his hands on Jamaal in order for him NOT to be a bust.

Unless Jeff Van Goder is God. Then BUST BUST BUST!!!!

Dude seriously....the Jamaal flame is getting a bit old.....we understand you dont like him...let it go...he is still more successful than you.

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Let's see, the coach is having his first press conference at 3 pm and there's a link on the webpage that says "Submit your questions to the coach."...

...so instead of all of this beyotching and moaning over stuff you can't control and have no influence over, why don't you people who don't like whatever he's supposedly doing just put your energies into asking him?

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He was a bust. He is a bust. He always will be a bust.

If the HC has that much time to spend with Jamaal... He'll totally neglect the rest of the team.

Jamaal needs 1 on 1 training for 4 years, JUST to be mediocre.

He is pathetic. I've seen better DE on junior varsity High school teams.

He got pushed around every single play he was in. Even by St. Lous' oline.

He is the biggest DE bust in NFL history.

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Chiropractor (1/24/2008)

It would take God himself to float down to earth, and put his hands on Jamaal in order for him NOT to be a bust.

Unless Jeff Van Goder is God. Then BUST BUST BUST!!!!

Dude did Jamal Anderson have sex with Ms. Chiropractor? I jsut don't understand your hatred for Jamal. Just wondering if he poked your wife and knock her up or something?

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Chiropractor (1/24/2008)
He was a bust. He is a bust. He always will be a bust.

If the HC has that much time to spend with Jamaal... He'll totally neglect the rest of the team.

Jamaal needs 1 on 1 training for 4 years, JUST to be mediocre.

He is pathetic. I've seen better DE on junior varsity High school teams.

He got pushed around every single play he was in. Even by St. Lous' oline.

He is the biggest DE bust in NFL history.

Rofl..you are ignorant....the mans been in the league one year...you cannot by far call him the biggest bust in DE history...seriously.....you sound like a little kid....

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Dirtybird (1/24/2008)
Chiropractor (1/24/2008)

It would take God himself to float down to earth, and put his hands on Jamaal in order for him NOT to be a bust.

Unless Jeff Van Goder is God. Then BUST BUST BUST!!!!

Dude did Jamal Anderson have sex with Ms. Chiropractor? I jsut don't understand your hatred for Jamal. Just wondering if he poked your wife and knock her up or something?

Actually that was me, I knocked up his lady and I left my Jamaal Anderson Jersey over at his house by mistake.

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Dirtybird (1/24/2008)
Chiropractor (1/24/2008)

It would take God himself to float down to earth, and put his hands on Jamaal in order for him NOT to be a bust.

Unless Jeff Van Goder is God. Then BUST BUST BUST!!!!

Dude did Jamal Anderson have sex with Ms. Chiropractor? I jsut don't understand your hatred for Jamal. Just wondering if he poked your wife and knock her up or something?

I don't think that is it.

Otherwise he would hate the entire Defense.

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Dedsquirrl (1/24/2008)
Dirtybird (1/24/2008)
Chiropractor (1/24/2008)

It would take God himself to float down to earth, and put his hands on Jamaal in order for him NOT to be a bust.

Unless Jeff Van Goder is God. Then BUST BUST BUST!!!!

Dude did Jamal Anderson have sex with Ms. Chiropractor? I jsut don't understand your hatred for Jamal. Just wondering if he poked your wife and knock her up or something?

I don't think that is it.

Otherwise he would hate the entire Defense.

no more like the entire team including the FO and ownership.

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how does jamaal having vangorder make him a bust??? van gorder was LB coach, and he did a good job. nicholas and taylor were playmakers last year. Boley became pro boley. i think we need a good Dline coach, and a good strength and conditioning coach to help us with jamaal. he gained weight from last year that he needs to lose. he is now the size of a 3-4DE, but he needs to be 10lbs less for the 4-3DE.

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Chiropractor (1/24/2008)

It would take God himself to float down to earth, and put his hands on Jamaal in order for him NOT to be a bust.

Unless Jeff Van Goder is God. Then BUST BUST BUST!!!!

There were stupid Giant fans saying the same about ELI after his first 3 seasons!! So you know where you fit in!!

By the way,a chiropractor is not a real doctor but a QUACK!!!

So lets see the duck walk and some QUACKING!!!

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Chiropractor (1/24/2008)

It would take God himself to float down to earth, and put his hands on Jamaal in order for him NOT to be a bust.

Unless Jeff Van Goder is God. Then BUST BUST BUST!!!!

....and you call yourself a doctor?:laugh: Sorry Chiroquacktors are not real doctors and

neither are Phd's for that matter!

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Chiro-quacker sings this to his Jamal Fathead every night:

You are an obsession

I cannot sleep

I am a possession

Unopened at your feet

There is no balance

No equality

Be still

I will not accept defeat

I will have you

Yes I will have you

I will find a way and I will have you

Like a butterfly

A wild butterfly

I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession

You're my obsession

Who do you want me to be

To make you sleep with me

You are an obsession

You're my obsession

Who do you want me to be

To make you sleep with me

I feed you I drink you

My day and my night

I need you I need you

By sun or candlelight

You protest you want to leave

Stay there's no alternative

Your face appears again

I see the beauty there

But I see danger

Stranger beware

A circumstance in your naked dreams

Your affection is not what it seems

You are an obsession

You're my obsession

Who do you want me to be

To make you sleep with me

You are an obsession

You're my obsession

Who do you want me to be

To make you sleep with me

My fantasy has turned to madness

All my goodness has turned to badness

My need to possess you has consumed my soul

My life is trembling I have no control

I will have you

Yes I will have you

I will find a way and I will have you

Like a butterfly

A wild butterfly

I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession

You're my obsession

Who do you want me to be

To make you sleep with me

You are an obsession

You're my obsession

Who do you want me to be

To make you sleep with me

(repeat and fade)

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