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God wanted to create the world in 10 days& Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Chuck Norris s ##### is so big that it has a ##### of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he dosen t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.

Chuck Norris round house kicked the leaning tower of piza

Chuck Norris isn t hung like a horse a horse is hung like him..

The atom bomb isn t real.. It s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

Wat is the quickest way to mans heart?

Chuck Norris s fist.

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.

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God wanted to create the world in 10 days& Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Chuck Norris s ##### is so big that it has a ##### of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he dosen t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.

Chuck Norris round house kicked the leaning tower of piza

Chuck Norris isn t hung like a horse a horse is hung like him..

The atom bomb isn t real.. It s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

Wat is the quickest way to mans heart?

Chuck Norris s fist.

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.

Hey you actually had a couple news ones I'd never seen before.:D

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer . . .

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is still hiding . . .

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having s*x with his waitress.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he cr@pped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more t*sticles?"

contest. He won by 5.

For some, the left t*sticle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each t*sticle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris invented the internet... just so he had a place to store his p*rn.

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1- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

more here

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Ice isn t cold water, it s water that is scared still by Chuck Norris.

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000

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