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HELP WANTED - The Atlanta Falcons currently have an opening for a Head Coach. Qualified and experienced applicants should have no qualifications or experience as an NFL Head Coach. Pay depends on qualifications and experience. Interested candidates should apply by replying to this thread in 50 words or less, being sure to list lack of qualifications and experience. Leading candidates will then be invited to interview in person @ the Atlanta Falcons front office (on bus line). Serious replies only.

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jidady (12/12/2007)
1) I'm a draft savant.

2) I believe in running the football.

3) I want to focus on building up the trenches.

4) I'm a southerner, so football is in my blood.

5) I don't know anyone at Arkansas or Washington University.

Reasons 1-2-3 have disqualified you as the next Falcons coach --- at least that is the way it seems lately these days :w00t:

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Superfan "! (12/12/2007)
HELP WANTED - The Atlanta Falcons currently have an opening for a Head Coach. Qualified and experienced applicants should have no qualifications or experience as an NFL Head Coach. Pay depends on qualifications and experience. Interested candidates should apply by replying to this thread in 50 words or less, being sure to list lack of qualifications and experience. Leading candidates will then be invited to interview in person @ the Atlanta Falcons front office (on bus line). Serious replies only.

Hey Superfan,

I'm sure you have a cartoon faddressing Petrino jumping ship. I can't wait to see it.

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