Superfan ! Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 HELP WANTED - The Atlanta Falcons currently have an opening for a Head Coach. Qualified and experienced applicants should have no qualifications or experience as an NFL Head Coach. Pay depends on qualifications and experience. Interested candidates should apply by replying to this thread in 50 words or less, being sure to list lack of qualifications and experience. Leading candidates will then be invited to interview in person @ the Atlanta Falcons front office (on bus line). Serious replies only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceReville Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I went 9-7 on Madden - Do I get the job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlwithball Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Uh, yeah, that would be me. I'll do it. ****, looks like we're gonna have a girl for president. Why not me. I'm totally unquallified, inexperienced, and I only want to look at butts anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jidady Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 1) I'm a draft savant.2) I believe in running the football.3) I want to focus on building up the trenches.4) I'm a southerner, so football is in my blood.5) I don't know anyone at Arkansas or Washington University. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceReville Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 jidady (12/12/2007)1) I'm a draft savant.2) I believe in running the football.3) I want to focus on building up the trenches.4) I'm a southerner, so football is in my blood.5) I don't know anyone at Arkansas or Washington University.Reasons 1-2-3 have disqualified you as the next Falcons coach --- at least that is the way it seems lately these days :w00t: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jidady Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Rats. Okay, I draft like Matt Millen and I call for passes more often than June Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walrus falcon Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlwithball Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 yup. and have a nice practice. u r gonna love the new jersey. it says: "GODHELPUS" "01" whom is my cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki719 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Superfan "! (12/12/2007)HELP WANTED - The Atlanta Falcons currently have an opening for a Head Coach. Qualified and experienced applicants should have no qualifications or experience as an NFL Head Coach. Pay depends on qualifications and experience. Interested candidates should apply by replying to this thread in 50 words or less, being sure to list lack of qualifications and experience. Leading candidates will then be invited to interview in person @ the Atlanta Falcons front office (on bus line). Serious replies only.Hey Superfan, I'm sure you have a cartoon faddressing Petrino jumping ship. I can't wait to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlwithball Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 And we will teach you how to fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superfan ! Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 walrus falcon (12/12/2007)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.Ladies and gentlemen - we may have a winner here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grrrillapmpn Inc.® Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Uh, GO FALCONS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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