Fanboy3000 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Last night...I...**this is hard**...watched all of Pretty Woman on tv. Start to finish. By myself.While I contend that Julia Roberts in that movie is just stunning, I still realize this constitutes a gross violation of Man Law. I hereby turn in my Man Card to the appropriate authorities and throw myself at the mercy of men everywhere. I just hope in time my acts of pure masculinity will be rewarded with reinstatement. So very ashamed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superfan ! Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 :laugh::laugh::laugh:@ Fanboy & Bart!!! Made my morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargil Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Steve_Bartkowski (12/6/2007)Fanboy3000 (12/6/2007)Last night...I...**this is hard**...watched all of Pretty Woman on tv. Start to finish. By myself.While I contend that Julia Roberts in that movie is just stunning, I still realize this constitutes a gross violation of Man Law. I hereby turn in my Man Card to the appropriate authorities and throw myself at the mercy of men everywhere. I just hope in time my acts of pure masculinity will be rewarded with reinstatement. So very ashamed....You can keep your man card. I can think of worse violations. Now if you watched "The Notebook" without being pressured into it by your wife or girlfriend and then cried, then you would need to turn in your card.I was about the say the same thing. The Notebook would have revoked your card with no chance of reinstatement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k-train Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I think you get a pass due to it being gay Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargil Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 k-train (12/6/2007)I think you get a pass due to it being gay Thursday.LMAO :D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 k-train (12/6/2007)I think you get a pass due to it being gay Thursday.but for God's sake dont think you get a pass for other things on Gay Thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robpanama Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Just go ahead and start a quilting club and watch Project Runway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_ ATL Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 No it should have been revoked.I turned down sex as payment for watching it with my wife, instead I went to bed with blue balls and it was still less painful than what watching that movie would have been.:hehe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k-train Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 dago (12/6/2007)k-train (12/6/2007)I think you get a pass due to it being gay Thursday.but for God's sake dont think you get a pass for other things on Gay ThursdayGood point... you decide you wanna try playing the Swedish bagpipes, and you're on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomeGnome Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You're on probation at the very least.That is the worst written movie of all time...but my wife eats it all up like it's chocolate mousse....if you're feeling a little "bloaty" today be worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCFalconfan Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 To steal a line from Ibis,For direct violation of the Universal Man Law, you must pee sitting down for 1 week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencilpusher. just because Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I think you get a pass due to it being gay Thursday. How ironic is it that Gay Thursday saved someones man card? However, Julia Roberts has a horseface and always has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Fanboy3000 (12/6/2007)While I contend that Julia Roberts in that movie is just stunningNo, those are confirmed body doubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_ ATL Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Steve_Bartkowski (12/6/2007)Wait a sec, you turned down sex because you didn't want to sacrifice 2 hours of your time? Yeah 3 minutes of pleasure isnt worth 2 hours of pain....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomeGnome Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 pencilpusher (12/6/2007)Julia Roberts has a horseface and always has.Ditto what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerminusTiercel Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 pencilpusher (12/6/2007)I think you get a pass due to it being gay Thursday. However, Julia Roberts has a horseface and always has.Agreed. I dont know why people are so high up on her. And The Notebook was better than Pretty Woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_ ATL Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Julia Roberts isnt even that good looking anyhow -- she looks like a goat.Of course I didnt see her in he prime back in the 50s, she might have looked good back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggerman Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Vargil (12/6/2007)Steve_Bartkowski (12/6/2007)Fanboy3000 (12/6/2007)Last night...I...**this is hard**...watched all of Pretty Woman on tv. Start to finish. By myself.While I contend that Julia Roberts in that movie is just stunning, I still realize this constitutes a gross violation of Man Law. I hereby turn in my Man Card to the appropriate authorities and throw myself at the mercy of men everywhere. I just hope in time my acts of pure masculinity will be rewarded with reinstatement. So very ashamed....You can keep your man card. I can think of worse violations. Now if you watched "The Notebook" without being pressured into it by your wife or girlfriend and then cried, then you would need to turn in your card.I was about the say the same thing. The Notebook would have revoked your card with no chance of reinstatement!Having never seen the notebook, I would like to add an exception to the following: Since I am from New Bern, NC and author Nickolas Sparks resides here, all men within say 50 mile radius of new bern nc are allowed to watch it. The simple fact is some men would only be "supporting" the author from their local area. Can I get a second, to make this official law?*triggerman WILL NEVER watch the notebook, or any other nickolas spraks books-movie releases. NEVER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCFalconfan Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 pencilpusher (12/6/2007)I think you get a pass due to it being gay Thursday. How ironic is it that Gay Thursday saved someones man card? However, Julia Roberts has a horseface and always has.i'll cosign that one. I've never seen what the fuss was all about with her or the woman on Sex in the City (the name escapes me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_ ATL Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Yeah Sara Jessica Parker looks like somone beat her with a sack of quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanboy3000 Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 I appreciate all of your support and condemnation. I thought about seeking out psychological help on this one, and then realized that would violate the man code of dealing with everything internally until you just punch someone. Body double or no, Julia Roberts was smoking in that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Made Soul Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I prefer Dave Chappelle's rendition of Pretty Woman personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewcrew Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 ncfalconfan (12/6/2007)pencilpusher (12/6/2007)I think you get a pass due to it being gay Thursday. How ironic is it that Gay Thursday saved someones man card? However, Julia Roberts has a horseface and always has.i'll cosign that one. I've never seen what the fuss was all about with her or the woman on Sex in the City (the name escapes me).Sarah Jessica Parker... Family called her "Footface" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanboy3000 Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 The_ ATL (12/6/2007)Yeah Sara Jessica Parker looks like somone beat her with a sack of quarters.I like Peter Griffin's take on her. "She looks like a foot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggerman Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I agree that you should get probation. Intensive supervised probation, fanboy. I say as a remedy for your wrong, you must place a line in your sig indicating that you watched pretty women, say for 1 month in bold 12 font! and change your avatar to julia roberts. I thinnk that would be adequate punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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