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i guess i'll have to fill in.

1st drive with dunn at qb:

1-10 - 3 wr set with jenkins, white, and horn. bye safeties play deep. bye cb's about 5 yards off the los. ball snapped, jenkins runs a crossing route. dunn drops back and gets up on stool. dunn sees jenkins 15 yards down field on the crossing route. jenkins has 2 steps on the cb, safety coming up to help. dunn winds up, hits blalock in the back of the head with the ball. blalock falls over on top of the de.

2-10 - 3 wr set again. same wrs. bye safeties move closer to the los. ball is snapped, dunn drops back, gets on stool. white runs a deep post, horn runs a slant. jenkins moving across the middle again. this time he's wide open. dunn leaps up from stool to get a better view, sees jenkins open. fires the ball across the middle. ball is stuck in the bye dt's face mask. blalock tackles dt. 7 players from falcons and bye all trying to get the ball out from the bye dt's helmet. eventually bye dt takes off his helmet with the ball stuck in it and gets a new helmet. refs get new ball. refs begin arguing whether it was an int. petrino is angry and throws red flag. refs tell petrino that they haven't made a ruling yet so he can't challange. petrino yells something about the refs mother. d hall is jealous that other people are throwing a fit besides him. hall starts yelling at petrino. steve smith comes down from the stands and starts taunting hall. hall and steve smith get into a fight. line judge tries to break it up. other refs still arguing about whether the stuck ball in the helmet is an int. petrino yells at everybody. bye week coach runs across the field and starts yelling back at petrino. another fight ensues. refs finally rule that the stuck ball in the face mask is an int. petrino's face turns red. blank calls petrino and asks wtf is going on. petrino is still ######ed and cusses out blank. blank runs down to the field. petrino slugs blank. vick is in the stands and still feels loyalty to blank. vick sicks pit bulls on petrino. d hall sicks his pit bulls on petrino as well. the dog whisperer runs out of the stands to get control of the situation. he quickly assumes the role of pack leader and gets the dogs off of petrino. petrino is taken to the locker room for treatment. dan reeves comes down to take over as coach. falcon fans start applauding loudly. refs decide that the stuck ball in the face mask really wasn't an int because they think reeves is a nice guy. bye week coach loses his mind for a minute then accepts reality. all fights are broken up and play resumes.

3-10 - reeves decides to put harrington in the game on 3rd down. 4 wr set this time. harrington snaps the ball. within .0234 milliseconds there is a bye defender ready to sack harrington. harrington panics and dumps the ball off to jenkins. ball hits jenkins' hands, bounces up, hits his helmet, bounces back off of his hands, hits his chest, then bounces off his hands again and lands in the bye cb's hands. bye cb thanks jenkins and runs down the field for a td. reeves sees this and has a heart attack. d hall runs over and yells at reeves for having a heart attack in the middle of the game. steve smith runs back down to taunt hall again. ambulance shows up for reeves but vick's pit bulls attack the paramedics. dog whisperer runs back down to the field again to take control. blank hands ownership of the team to the nearest bystander and goes back to home depot.

this was pretty sweet!

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i guess i'll have to fill in.

1st drive with dunn at qb:

1-10 - 3 wr set with jenkins, white, and horn. bye safeties play deep. bye cb's about 5 yards off the los. ball snapped, jenkins runs a crossing route. dunn drops back and gets up on stool. dunn sees jenkins 15 yards down field on the crossing route. jenkins has 2 steps on the cb, safety coming up to help. dunn winds up, hits blalock in the back of the head with the ball. blalock falls over on top of the de.

2-10 - 3 wr set again. same wrs. bye safeties move closer to the los. ball is snapped, dunn drops back, gets on stool. white runs a deep post, horn runs a slant. jenkins moving across the middle again. this time he's wide open. dunn leaps up from stool to get a better view, sees jenkins open. fires the ball across the middle. ball is stuck in the bye dt's face mask. blalock tackles dt. 7 players from falcons and bye all trying to get the ball out from the bye dt's helmet. eventually bye dt takes off his helmet with the ball stuck in it and gets a new helmet. refs get new ball. refs begin arguing whether it was an int. petrino is angry and throws red flag. refs tell petrino that they haven't made a ruling yet so he can't challange. petrino yells something about the refs mother. d hall is jealous that other people are throwing a fit besides him. hall starts yelling at petrino. steve smith comes down from the stands and starts taunting hall. hall and steve smith get into a fight. line judge tries to break it up. other refs still arguing about whether the stuck ball in the helmet is an int. petrino yells at everybody. bye week coach runs across the field and starts yelling back at petrino. another fight ensues. refs finally rule that the stuck ball in the face mask is an int. petrino's face turns red. blank calls petrino and asks wtf is going on. petrino is still ######ed and cusses out blank. blank runs down to the field. petrino slugs blank. vick is in the stands and still feels loyalty to blank. vick sicks pit bulls on petrino. d hall sicks his pit bulls on petrino as well. the dog whisperer runs out of the stands to get control of the situation. he quickly assumes the role of pack leader and gets the dogs off of petrino. petrino is taken to the locker room for treatment. dan reeves comes down to take over as coach. falcon fans start applauding loudly. refs decide that the stuck ball in the face mask really wasn't an int because they think reeves is a nice guy. bye week coach loses his mind for a minute then accepts reality. all fights are broken up and play resumes.

3-10 - reeves decides to put harrington in the game on 3rd down. 4 wr set this time. harrington snaps the ball. within .0234 milliseconds there is a bye defender ready to sack harrington. harrington panics and dumps the ball off to jenkins. ball hits jenkins' hands, bounces up, hits his helmet, bounces back off of his hands, hits his chest, then bounces off his hands again and lands in the bye cb's hands. bye cb thanks jenkins and runs down the field for a td. reeves sees this and has a heart attack. d hall runs over and yells at reeves for having a heart attack in the middle of the game. steve smith runs back down to taunt hall again. ambulance shows up for reeves but vick's pit bulls attack the paramedics. dog whisperer runs back down to the field again to take control. blank hands ownership of the team to the nearest bystander and goes back to home depot.

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best analysis yet!

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