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  1. Diabeetus finally got him. I watched The Natural a few times over the last few months since there was no baseball. RIP, Pop Fisher
  2. I had the opportunity to meet him when he was a guest speaker at my college many years ago, and he seemed like a great guy. RIP, Mr Cain.
  3. He didn't attend services for John McCain or George HW Bush, so I would say no.
  4. His transformation into Matt Wisler is now complete.
  5. John Saxon - American actor and martial artist who appeared in over 200 films and TV roles during a career spanning 60 years. He is best remembered for co-starring with Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON (1973) and for his roles in Bob Clark's BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974), Dario Argento's TENEBRAE (1982), and Wes Craven's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984).
  6. Olivia de Havilland - French-British-American actress who appeared in 49 feature films between 1935 and 1988. including appearing with Errol Flynn in THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD (1938), with Clark Gable in GONE WITH THE WIND (1939), and she earned an Academy Award for best actress for starring in TO EACH HIS OWN (1947) and THE HEIRESS (1950).
  7. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?😂😂 DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is. JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest. SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves. JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here. **** CHENEY: Where's my gun? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. KING DAVID: O Lord, why dost the chicken cross the road? And why art the chicken hawks beset around it? Surely in vain the road is crossed in the sight of any predator. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2020, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2020. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
  8. She had a scene in Mischief that I'll remember forever. 😉 RIP
  9. I was shopping at the Publix in Conyers this morning and EVERYONE I saw was wearing a face covering of some kind. I was pleasantly surprised. I've also noticed that folks are very good at social distancing in the checkout lines. Maybe a little too good at times. I've had a few awkward moments where I accidentally cut in line because you can never be sure where the checkout line starts anymore.
  10. Mary Kay Letourneau - former American teacher who pleaded guilty in 1997 to two counts of felony rape of a child. She gained fame for being one the first high-profile teachers involves in a teacher-student sex scandal.
  11. 2020 Baseball season? Pfft . . .
  12. Just learned that my neighbor has been diagnosed with Covid-19. She has been faithfully wearing an N95 respirator mask all the time since the pandemic started and still got infected. Scary.
  13. This is comedy gold. Please welcome the new Democratic Republic of CHAZ. No free healthcare or education in CHAZ. Unemployment rate is 100%. And on the 1st day they ran out of food. If they decide to hold free elections then I'm sure Bernie Sanders will be elected president since this is the kind of "Democratic" Socialism that he wants for the USA. Let's check back with CHAZ in a month or so and see if they have worked the kinks out yet.
  14. Claudell Washington - former MLB outfielder who played for the Oakland A's (1974-1976), Texas Rangers (1977-41978), Chicago White Sox (1978-1980), New York Mets (1980), Atlanta Braves (1981-1986), New York Yankees (1987-1988), and California Angels (1989-1990). Game footage of Washington appears in the 1986 movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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