Yes, over the years Saints fans have put hundreds of hexes on the Falcons, some more successful than others. Unfortunately for dirty bird fans, right now they are suffering under a very powerful curse called Devenzo Ineptus.
The bad news is this is a strong hex that causes blown coverages, missed tackles and a non existent pass rush. It also makes defensive players look slow and uninspired. Sound familiar?
The good news is, I'm somewhat of a voodoo curse expert. For the ridiculously low price of just $99.95, I can attempt to remove any and all hexes, curses, jinxes or spells. (charms not included) Remember, the more attempts, the more chances to remove the curse.
And if you act now, the next 15 customers will receive a bonus "Steady Feet" mojo bag. This rare "prayer in a bag" gives your quarterback a warm comfortable feeling in the pocket.
Only serious offers will be considered. PM me if interested.