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Drunken Minotaur Zebra

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  1. **** OP bounced it off the backboard and you dunked like a Trae -> JC banger
  2. That's literally why I made my "Start Rosen against TB" thread. It's that bad. I think this team can gel, and ****, we could end up .500 or better... but not if Matt literally gets broken in half by Tampa's DL next week.
  3. Translation: I don't understand football, and am angry at all the people who do and are saying I'm wrong. I want fast QB like Madden. Durrr.
  4. With our current OL I don't see how we could win a single game. I hate agreeing with an Aints fan, but you're usually pretty cool. And yes, 100% those rankings should be swapped. Crab Legs Jameis and the Aints absolutely took GB to the woodshed.
  5. It's true. If TD was truly following the NE mold, then yes, Matty Ice would get paid... but the entire rest of the team would have solid lines and solid skill players. No hood ornaments. When a QB has time like Brady does he can make inferior skill players look fantastic.
  6. Bro folks are finally seeing the actual "Troffed" effects. It's like Mike Nolan's golgi apparatus nuclei defense... pure smoke and mirrors. TD's crap drafting along the lines is finally glaring at us.
  7. "Chosen Rosen" was a thing. Dude is highly intelligent and talented. He's just lazy AF. Hence "IF" he learns behind Matt and puts work in. Nick Foles won a SB and made the Pro-Bowl, ffs. ^^^^^^^^^^ this. That's why I made a (hyperbolic, but half-serious) post like this. Our OL is a ******* tragedy. Putting a guy that has put his entire career into the Falcons behind this OL is a slap in the face. My point is: if we're going to half-*** our scheming, not get good OL reps, and field a ****ty line... why should Matt be forced to get his *** kicked? I don't think he signed a "if our coaches are incompetent and field a **** OL I will die behind that OL" clause.
  8. Lmao, we just played one, the Eagles. Ryan is a top 5 QB if he isn't getting the **** beat out of him. It's like all y'all Ryan haters have amnesia from the last Super Bowl. Mahomes couldn't outrun/outplay a bad OL... and his was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ours. Stop being fools. You just exposed yourself as clueless. Pull up Brady's OL / DL ratings vs. Matt's year vs. year. Brady has *always* had a good defense / OL... and when he didn't... guess what? No SB appearance.
  9. Yeah, we don't deserve Matt, but I'm glad he's here. Some of the fans blaming him for this abomination of a team we fielded make me nauseous.
  10. Yeah as awesome as Pitts can be... it won't matter much if our HoF QB is crippled and we can't even run the ball.
  11. Dude I’m starting to think TF is a Saints agent and wants Matt taken out. /s but still… this OL is JV bush league ****.
  12. I haven’t laughed this hard at a post in a while 🤣
  13. Well you could be more wrong, but this is pretty much as far as it should go. Unless you were asleep for the last Super Bowl, I’m pretty sure I watched the best mobile QB in football get wrecked with a better OL vs an inferior DL. Should probably delete your post.
  14. I honestly would be ok with starting Franks. ****, he could run for his life the first half and maybe tire out the defense for Rosen or Matt to come in 🤣
  15. I actually do think Rosen could end up being our QB of the future. He just needs to put the work in. 2-3yrs behind Matt and he could be a Pro Bowler. However none of that will matter if Vita Vea power bombs them to death next week.
  16. It’s amazing how bad your takes are. Wait a second… Jeff Schultz, is that you?
  17. I’m just trying to be a realist. This is the first time I’ve seen us field an OL this bad, and we’re about to face a violently good division rival DL.
  18. He’s about as durable a QB I’ve ever seen… but I don’t want to test his limits. If we’re getting dominated we need to send out Rosen or Frank’s.
  19. Well, probably not. But I’d rather sacrifice him to TB than our HoF QB.
  20. Anyone with a brain knows this. But supposedly 30% of Americans think the Earth is flat. I’d say 50% of those people make up our fan base.
  21. There is no good. I am actively sick thinking about what the Bucs DL is going to do to Matt.
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