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Our Uber drivers all had some words for us, but they too were pretty good natured. Of course, their ratings and tips are dependent upon customers not being pissed off at them.

The Jazz did well once they left New Orleans. It's just not a basketball town.

I was in New Orleans last weekend and there were literally more Eagles jerseys and clothing out on the streets in the French Quarter than there were Saints. It was really, really weird. One dude even had an Eagles Sproles jersey.. friend I was with pointed it out and said "man, that's just COLD." To the locals credit, nobody seemed to be giving any of the Eagles people any grief whatsoever.

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I’m guessing it’s KSU’s Fifth Third Bank Stadium. It’s been used for various pro soccer games in the past . It doesn’t compare to The Benz, but then what does? https://fifththirdbankstadium.com/events/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Third_Bank_Stadium

Dude's gonna cost.

That’s no rat, that’s a honey badger.

I've seen it posted that ATL UTD simply bought their championship or outspent every team on players. That's a patently false narrative. ATL was 9th in payroll this year out of 23 teams; POR was 6th in payroll. #1) Toronto FC Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $26,167,498.69 Change from 2017: $3,615,458.48 #2) LA Galaxy Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $17,502,008.29 Change from 2017: $4,628,449.15 #3) New York City FC Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $14,147,632.75 Change from 2017: $-3,960,499.64 #4) Chicago Fire Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $13,824,204.43 Change from 2017: $734,630.59 #5) Los Angeles FC Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $13,432,052.68 Change from 2017: N/A. #6 Portland Timbers Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $12,516,334.71 Change from 2017: $1,147,019.53 #7) Montreal Impact Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $11,888,540.60 Change from 2017: $5,563,924.30 #8) Seattle Sounders Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $11,376,125.36 Change from 2017: $-444,123.44 #9) Atlanta United Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $11,306,330.49 Change from 2017: $1,910,814.23 #10) Colorado Rapids Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $11,001,331.46 Change from 2017: $2,744,826.25 #11) FC Dallas Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $9,333,819.28 Change from 2017: $1,386,429.17 #12) Sporting Kansas City Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $9,176,166.46 Change from 2017: $2,766,407.84 #13) Orlando City SC Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $8,981,657.53 Change from 2017: $-5,603,079.84 #14) Real Salt Lake Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $8,975,665.57 Change from 2017: $394,497.65 #15) Philadelphia Union Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $8,915,987.84 Change from 2017: $1,737,556.13 #16) Vancouver Whitecaps Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $8,233,011.70 Change from 2017: $-208,374.46 #17) Minnesota United Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $8,152,682.50 Change from 2017: $2,399,247.62 #18) San Jose Earthquakes Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $7,787,252.57 Change from 2017: $-656,993.55 #19) New York Red Bulls Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $7,689,313.93 Change from 2017: $402,251.86 #20) Columbus Crew Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $6,971,083.47 Change from 2017: $200,038.49 #21) New England Revolution Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $6,818,556.10 Change from 2017: $-677,660.94 #22) D.C. United Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $6,744,419.62 Change from 2017: $1,929,870.55 #23) Houston Dynamo Team payroll (Guaranteed compensation): $5,673,471.62 Change from 2017: $-98,174.03 ATL UTD also has one player in the top 20 of salary (Miguel Almiron at #12). POR has two (#10 and #20).

Anyone else notice Josef Martinez off to the right during the celebrations on stage? He wasn’t in the scrum with everyone else during the trophy hoisting and celebrations on stage. Looked like he was holding something.

Disney property. Highly successful. Disney has it's own streaming service. You do the math.

The only attendance limitation for the final at MBS will be what the fire marshall says it will be.

Disney is forcing this. Pretty sure of it. I agree I can’t see Disney being ok with an R rating DD. If they produce their own series it’ll be PG-13 at best.

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