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  1. I read it as Corona the beer not Coronavirus. Either way I found it funny. Sorry you didn't. If you're looking to avoid any and all mention of it I suggest disengaging from the internet, radio, TV, and any streaming service for the next three months minimum.
  2. This is said about prior year contracts every new FA period. Player costs only ever go up making prior year signings look like relative bargains. Every. Year.
  3. Ah, Christina Applegate.. my adolescent, pubescent and early adulthood crush. What a hottie.
  4. How do we know he's even married? No ring..? Not getting this one.
  5. I found a finger or two with a single large cube of ice while watching old reruns of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge to be an easy sipping experience. I really enjoyed Woodford that way. Mostly, I've always liked my bourbon in an Old Fashioned, but I've been doing the same as you working on the transition to straight.
  6. You can't come at the greatest Y-Wing pilot the Rebellion ever had and not expect a correction. It's not Jek's fault the stupid Rebellion leadership shoehorned (and I mean that both figuratively and very likely literally) this staunch pilot into the wrong class of star fighter where his misaligned talents ultimately led to his premature (but memorable) departure from the Saga.
  7. "Saints going home" They were already home. They managed to lose IN THEIR OWN HOUSE! Bahahahahahahahaha!
  8. “We got a problem here” is right.
  9. “Two chicks at the same time..” A jest for any snowflakes out there that find that misogynistic. Look up the movie and enjoy life for a couple of hours while trying not to be offended.
  10. It was probably the best of the latest Trilogy. Mind you that’s a pretty low bar to hurdle. It was a B for me. The Kiss made me roll my eyes and groan. There was literally zero romantic tension or hint at a growing romantic relationship between the two up until that exact moment. Where the **** did THAT come from? Oh, and was anyone really surprised that the old chick that was with Holdo in TLJ was gay? She laid a nice one on some other random chick in the background during the Yavin, Er I mean Endor or whatever celebration at the end. Rian was all over the place with SW lore and subversions and JJ couldn’t come up with anything that wasn’t a callback in some way to the original trilogy. Overall, lackluster trilogy and I haven’t watched any of these three more than once. And look at my screen name. That should be telling.
  11. No joke, she was impressive! Edit to add, the men in that clip were next to worthless.
  12. The domesticated cat jumps remind me of the Corgi Flop video on YouTube.