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  • Birthday 01/04/1986

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  1. If you've got a foot fetish, I can tell you what happened to my feet. Probably will make you want to pull your pants back up, though.LOL, I do have a foot fetish. Not a weird one, but it only applies to women. I'll make an effort though.
  2. I'm sorry if I halted the progress of this thread in any way. Please continue your conversation about nipples and rash guards and wetsuits. I'll just watch with my pants down.
  3. This discussion is starting to get me hot.
  4. Can I quotethat in my sig? LOL it's all yours
  5. While I am honoured that this thread had such an overwhelming support for the first REAL thread to be inducted into the new board's HOF, I must say that I doubt it ever gets there. A little too "risque" I guess for a website that bills itself as a "family site," which I understand due to the large amounts of 5-10 year olds that post on this message board. yea i know what you're saying. i dont really think that it will get in HOF either, but it doesnt hurt to lobby for it.:cool: As long as it is HOF in your hearts and minds...that is all that matters. And you can tell I've been drinking becau
  6. While I am honoured that this thread had such an overwhelming support for the first REAL thread to be inducted into the new board's HOF, I must say that I doubt it ever gets there. A little too "risque" I guess for a website that bills itself as a "family site," which I understand due to the large amounts of 5-10 year olds that post on this message board.
  7. I'm just curious how long you can keep that up lol Hopefully a while cause I laugh my ##### off every time i read that ##### :w00t: Slingblade is one of the funniest movies ever made! While I give him credit for finding an appropriate quote from the movie to fit nearly every thread he posts in, when you have seen Slingblade as many times as I have, it just gets a little old.
  8. Sadly I have not seen Superbad, which is kind of shocking considering that I'm the one guy on these boards who probably watches WAAY too many movies. I'm probably going to buy it this weekend and watch it, especially if there is a scene similar to my story, I'll get a kick out of that. Oh man, you need to watch it, it was very funny. You should know what scene I'm talking about when you watch it. Yeah I haven't seen Superbad or There Will Be Blood or No Country For Old Men yet, and since I now have nothing to do, maybe I'll catch up on some movie watching. I need to recharge my batteries and g
  9. Sadly I have not seen Superbad, which is kind of shocking considering that I'm the one guy on these boards who probably watches WAAY too many movies. I'm probably going to buy it this weekend and watch it, especially if there is a scene similar to my story, I'll get a kick out of that.
  10. Not nearly as funny as Headshot's story, though. That is American Pie Hollywood type ish, right there. My friends have told me that I should write a movie script about my life and I thought about it but I always said that 1, I don't know how to write a movie script, and 2, I think I'd get sued by the people of American Pie, it's funny that you said that. There's literally hundred of ******** stories that I could put in to a book or a movie and I know people would think it was funny, because everyone's done dumb ##### before. Maybe they didn't send accidental text messages that ruined their ch
  11. I will not have my thread, which has brought joy to many people and touched many people's lives on a personal level, become a platform for a holier-than-thou mentality. May we move onward, to victory.
  12. Not nearly as funny as Headshot's story, though. That is American Pie Hollywood type ish, right there. My friends have told me that I should write a movie script about my life and I thought about it but I always said that 1, I don't know how to write a movie script, and 2, I think I'd get sued by the people of American Pie, it's funny that you said that. There's literally hundred of ******** stories that I could put in to a book or a movie and I know people would think it was funny, because everyone's done dumb ##### before. Maybe they didn't send accidental text messages that ruined their ch
  13. Sounds like Ga.State girls are real easy!Yeah but anyone's easy when you have vodka, roofies and lies. Kidding, of course, but I did tell them I was a pitcher for the Myrtle Beach Braves. I can't even remember if the Braves have a Myrtle Beach team, but I know they didn't #####ing know that. Like moths to the flame, for some reason.
  14. Oh yea like you're above having sex with a hot girl who you don't want to have an actual relationship with :doze: Besides, I'm 22 years old, I've got awhile before I need to grow up. Word Headshots, **** dr.phil ##### dude trying to ruin this thread. Seriously, he's the only one that had to come up in this thread and post something reasonable. Dude needs to go to bed or help me come up with ways to win her back.
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