Welcome back!! Honestly, the world has gone to **** while you were away.
There is a lot of crap going on in Venezuela.
Muslims are killing Christians and vice-versa.
The richest man in the world (Jeff Bezos) settled with his ex-wife by paying her $35 billion, making her the 3rd wealthiest woman.
The long awaited Mueller report is out. Trump says it exonerates him. Democrats want to impeach him anyway.
ISIS was defeated, then made a video and said they were going to kill us all.
Notre Dame (the Cathedral, NOT the football team) caught on fire.
King Kong Bundy died.
And... the Falcons picked up Vic Beasley's $12.8 million option year.