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  1. It's almost like you can use the internet to dupe people who aren't really paying too much attention but leave a trail to the people who are.
  2. Friends of Chabad (Vice President) and Hasty Pudding Club is something you don't see every day. For those who don't know, Chabad are sort of the recruitment arm of the full on Hassidic/Lebovatcha/Black Hat fringe of Judaism. Hasty Pudding is . . . . not. Disclaimer: my agnostic secular Jew son has actually led services and hangs out with the campus Chabad group because they have great bagels and good food on Friday nights.
  3. "Nothing wrong with FLOTUS using a body double to help storm victims while also accommodating her busy personal schedule." in 3 . . . 2 . . . . 1 . . . .
  4. I completely agree with this. Anything otherwise would be double jeopardy. Darn it.
  5. Matt Gaetz claims his Twitter account was hacked (because it actually was) in 3 . . . 2.. . . . 1 . . .
  6. Yes, it is OK to be White. But it is not OK to slam that 4th BigMac for lunch. Get a grip on your life, Dude, then you might not be so angry at the world.
  7. Wait. Does this mean I have to change my Avatar back?
  8. I will admit, there was about 15 minutes there when I thought this guy had something figured out. Oops.
  9. I don't think it's their fault. They don't know better. I blame the Republican establishment, the "Vichy Republicans" who know it is wrong but play along for political expediency. They are the adults but they are letting the children run the school.
  10. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Y'ALL SHALOME! Yes, that is Trump's face on Moses (I love the internet.) Holy Moses has LEFT the Democratic Party!
  11. A certain poster Who claims fierce independence regularly post David French articles on his Facebook page.
  12. It isn't time to panic. (There will be plenty of time for that later.) But it is time to listen to the folks who are panicking. It is certainly reasonable to question whether norther European coach is the best leadership for a South American flavored team.
  13. Freshman congressman dumps on the best and most popular president in our lifetime, claims he was a more polished version of Trump, and half the board likes it Y’all have lost your ******* minds.
  14. One of my favorite things about the board is the daily cage (Sorry, “detention facility”)death match battle between @WhenFalconsWin and @Billy Ocean to get the farthest up Greenwald’s ***. It is all the proof necessary that all three have the same stain the sheets fetish: a Trump second term.
  15. MLS could never compete with the NFL.
  16. When Mexico sends their referees for Atlanta United games, they don’t send their best. BTW. 187 minutes and counting. Is this the longest drought in club history?
  17. He might be doing What Bellichik does: He keeps his players in for fall games despite the score because he is more concerned about them losing fitness than getting overworked. It’s a strategy that seems to work pretty well for the patriots. Maybe he’d rather his guys get more early-season training in so they are ready for the season. It’s easier to rest guys when they need rest during crunch time than to work them into shape.
  18. He knows he’s in trouble with his mother when she calls him “Arthur Home Depot Falcons PGA Superstore United”
  19. Do NOT harsh on my my Foye. (Do t have to say this again?). Dude went to my high school and signed my JBS hockey jersey!!
  20. Gerbil “detention space” Its larger. It has facilities. There are places to sit. To stand. Even to recreate and ****.”
  21. I was listening to “the ****ed” (figure it out) song “Smash it up”. I’ve always like that song. It has a Hammond organ. And I always like a Hammond organ. But it made me think about other bands that have used a Hammond organ when they had no business using a Hammond Organ. The Ramones “Rock and Roll Radio” came to mind. I was thinking of an analogy (because.... well @kicker knows) and I came up with the bourbon and Coke. I like cook. And I like bourbon and Coke. But I’m not going to delude myself into thinking that a bourbon and Coke is still bourbon. I like “rock ‘n’ roll high radio” but I’m not going to delude myself into thinking that it’s a real Ramones song. I now think mayonnaise and barbecue is a better analogy. I like mayonnaise. And I like mayonnaise on barbecue occasionally. But, under no circumstances can you still call it barbecue. And if anyone wants to join me in this rabbit hole. Here is the original Chris Montez “Let’s Dance” Great tune. Great Hammond Organ, right? Now here’s The Ramones ramoning the **** out of it* Ahhhh, all you have to do is watch “Bohemian Rhapsody“ to understand why I feel completely in love with the in Ramones 1982. But now look what happens when Phil Spector mucks things up: For the record, no Ramone was responsible for any instrumentation there. I like the song just fine, but it ain’t The Ramones. * I have committed a subtle fraud here, but if you get the fraud, you will get why it is without significance. Edit: probably two frauds. http://smileysmile.net/board/index.php?topic=17893.0;wap2
  22. I have been very anti- semetic lately.