this fuckin tweet going viral has ruined my life. everyone is telling me all the fucked up ways they got fired. no one is like, "i was fired for spending two hours per day in the bathroom" like i was once. its all shit like, i got cancer and then they fired me. god damn

— TORMABLAS PICKASDFJKLFDSNMKOFDSJ (@Tormny_Pickeals) September 17, 2019