Lovecraft: ...encountered a being so terrifying it defied description.
me: ok, but can you tell me anything about it?
HPL: to do so would drive you to insanity!
me: you know you're the author and you can just give extra details, right?
HPL: my kitty cat's name is a slur

— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) February 27, 2021