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Why The Falcons Suck...

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Your one fantasy player everyone will hate: Jacquizz Rodgers, who has awesome taste in shirts but is the kind of annoying fantasy player who gets talked up before the start of the season ("He's the next Jamaal Charles!") before getting stuck in a timeshare. This season, Quizz will be splitting the rock with Steven Jackson just enough to render both men useless for fantasy purposes. HOORAY!

I know it's satire, but try harder. This couldn't be further from the truth.

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Its written by some one who doesn't know falcons. that article is a bunch of malarkey. I saw this when some one went crazy on twitter with the author.

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LOL

I'm sorry but I thought this was funny:

How about you drive your *** down to one of your ****** stores like the rest of us and wait nine years for a helper to cut lumber for you on the table saw, Arthur? You 1930s movie villain-looking ***********. I bet Blank spends his free time tying damsels to railroad tracks.

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It's satire, they do one for every team. But this....this is soooo fking true:

"1) The Braves losing MLB's inaugural Wild Card Cluster****™ to a team they had beaten 5 times out of 6 in the regular season, thanks to three errors and the worst call in sports history;

2) The Dawgs driving straight down the field in the final minute against the NFL's own Alabama Crimson Tide only to lose because a receiver accidentally made a heads-up instinctive play;

3) And as icing on the **** sandwich, the Falcons, our safest bet yet, blow a 17-point lead to a sophomore quarterback at home in the NFC Championship."

As a native Georgian, last year was an easily the hardest year in my life as a sports fan.

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LOL @ "the listless crowd at the Ga Dome" sooooo true. its funny when homers try to say we got great fans.. Great if you count showing up mid first quarter and blaming it on CHURCH or traffic as being great fans

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Harry Douglas portion was "Spot on"

I don't know.

I try not to get on him too much for that one play, but he does seem to be snakebit, and I wouldn't mind seeing him gone.

EDIT: And I think it was Mashburn who reported from training camp that Douglas was still having problems connecting with Ryan

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LOL @ "the listless crowd at the Ga Dome" sooooo true. its funny when homers try to say we got great fans.. Great if you count showing up mid first quarter and blaming it on CHURCH or traffic as being great fans

When was the last time you were in dome?

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LOL @ "2. When Matt Ryan was selected to be the first and only true franchise QB in Falcons history, there were nearly race riots all over Atlanta" thats not entirely true.. the Race Riots would have started when Vick got benched in favor of Schaub

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When was the last time you were in dome?

Seattle Playoff game.. Like i said.. its funny how people dispute that we suck as fans.. Have you ever been to a playoff game in another city? or a regular season game? where like everyone is in their seats at the kickoff? heck when i lived in NY and went to Giants games.. and they sucked then.. Giants stadium the fans are all in the seats during player intros.. Half our fans aren't even outta the cars yet at that point.

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Seattle Playoff game.. Like i said.. its funny how people dispute that we suck as fans.. Have you ever been to a playoff game in another city? or a regular season game? where like everyone is in their seats at the kickoff? heck when i lived in NY and went to Giants games.. and they sucked then.. Giants stadium the fans are all in the seats during player intros.. Half our fans aren't even outta the cars yet at that point.

Seahwaks game was one of the loudest games and stadium was packed even before the players came out of the tunnel. I doubt if you were there, if you are complaining about that game. It was most one sided crowd ever in the dome.

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Considering the fact that the falcons have never won anything and we have sold out every home game since 08, while this year selling out all home games in less then 24hrs while also selling out all season tickets I would say we have pretty good fans. Imagine if we had the history like green bay or Pittsburgh. Or if we won 1 sb.

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