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#1 Original BirdBrain

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:02 PM

http://deadspin.com/...dium=socialflow

sad but some of it is spot on....

#2 JulioisCoolio

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:04 PM

Your one fantasy player everyone will hate: Jacquizz Rodgers, who has awesome taste in shirts but is the kind of annoying fantasy player who gets talked up before the start of the season ("He's the next Jamaal Charles!") before getting stuck in a timeshare. This season, Quizz will be splitting the rock with Steven Jackson just enough to render both men useless for fantasy purposes. HOORAY!

I know it's satire, but try harder. This couldn't be further from the truth.

#3 falcons007

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:06 PM

Its written by some one who doesn't know falcons. that article is a bunch of malarkey. I saw this when some one went crazy on twitter with the author.

#4 hjerry

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:06 PM

Wow, trying too hard lol.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:15 PM

LOL
I'm sorry but I thought this was funny:
How about you drive your *** down to one of your ****** stores like the rest of us and wait nine years for a helper to cut lumber for you on the table saw, Arthur? You 1930s movie villain-looking ***********. I bet Blank spends his free time tying damsels to railroad tracks.

#6 GTBF54

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:24 PM

It's All A Big Bunch of Hooey........

Edited by GTBF54, 02 August 2013 - 02:24 PM.


#7 BrandonDell_

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:24 PM

Lol I laughed

#8 áJulio Jonesá

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:27 PM

Waste of internet

#9 rounz

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:29 PM

...and this:
overworked Tyler Perry production assistants

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:31 PM

It's satire, they do one for every team. But this....this is soooo fking true:
"1) The Braves losing MLB's inaugural Wild Card Cluster****™ to a team they had beaten 5 times out of 6 in the regular season, thanks to three errors and the worst call in sports history;

2) The Dawgs driving straight down the field in the final minute against the NFL's own Alabama Crimson Tide only to lose because a receiver accidentally made a heads-up instinctive play;

3) And as icing on the **** sandwich, the Falcons, our safest bet yet, blow a 17-point lead to a sophomore quarterback at home in the NFC Championship."


As a native Georgian, last year was an easily the hardest year in my life as a sports fan.

#11 Wjcorner

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:31 PM

i chuckled

#12 Andre5000

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:32 PM

LOL @ "the listless crowd at the Ga Dome"  sooooo true. its funny when homers try to say we got great fans..   Great if you count showing up mid first quarter and blaming it on CHURCH or traffic as being great fans

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:33 PM

 SOD, on 02 August 2013 - 02:25 PM, said:

Harry Douglas portion was "Spot on"
I don't know.
I try not to get on him too much for that one play, but he does seem to be snakebit, and I wouldn't mind seeing him gone.
EDIT: And I think it was Mashburn who reported from training camp that Douglas was still having problems connecting with Ryan

#14 Andre5000

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:34 PM

ohh and Mr Blank doesnt own Home Depot anymore

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:34 PM

 SkiFalcon, on 02 August 2013 - 02:32 PM, said:

LOL @ "the listless crowd at the Ga Dome"  sooooo true. its funny when homers try to say we got great fans..   Great if you count showing up mid first quarter and blaming it on CHURCH or traffic as being great fans

When was the last time you were in dome?

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:36 PM

LOL @  "2. When Matt Ryan was selected to be the first and only true franchise QB in Falcons history, there were nearly race riots all over Atlanta"     thats not entirely true.. the Race Riots would have started when Vick got benched in favor of Schaub

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:36 PM

 falcons007, on 02 August 2013 - 02:34 PM, said:



When was the last time you were in dome?

My guess is 2008

#18 falcons007

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:37 PM

 BrandonDell_, on 02 August 2013 - 02:36 PM, said:

My guess is 2008

Or the meaningless game in week 17 against Bucs.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:39 PM

 falcons007, on 02 August 2013 - 02:34 PM, said:

When was the last time you were in dome?

Seattle Playoff game..   Like i said.. its funny how people dispute that we suck as fans..  Have you ever been to a playoff game in another city?  or a regular season game?  where like everyone is in their seats at the kickoff?  heck when i lived in NY and went to Giants games..  and they sucked then..  Giants stadium the fans are all in the seats during player intros.. Half our fans aren't even outta the cars yet at that point.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:39 PM

Looks like he'll do the Ain'ts next.Could be fun.




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