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#1 LVfalconfan

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:07 PM

Lets hear em.

The patriots superbowl chances are totally shot.

Beating the saints week 1 will be a brees.

#2 cre

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:55 PM

i dont know if falcon come up with any

#3 Unknown User

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 04:50 PM

Carolina is just a bunch of Cam stained panties

#4 Monoxide

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 04:58 PM

Sean Payton is a pill addict who was dumped by his wife after she found out he was having an affair.

That's a pun right?

#5 Tuggle'14

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 05:04 PM

http://en.wikipedia....f_NFL_nicknames

#6 Carl927

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 05:08 PM

Saints fans watch their porn on ewe tube.

#7 papachaz

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 05:18 PM

last year every time I set my DVR to record 'The Biggest Loser' it wound up with a saints game on it

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:11 PM

I hope nobody Suh's Fairley for his vicious play.

#9 F_A_1_C_O_N

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:46 PM

View PostMonoxide, on 01 July 2013 - 04:58 PM, said:

Sean Payton is a pill addict who was dumped by his wife after she found out he was having an affair.

That's a pun right?
that's truth. ;)

#10 ya_boi_j

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:53 PM

We need Cox blocking

#11 Tuggle'14

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:53 PM

Sort of relevant.  I won't lie. I went blank on a few of them.

http://www.sporcle.c...AMP2532/nflpuns

#12 freebird310

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:58 PM

How bout some NFL limericks ? ....



There was a fat Jets coach Rex Ryan
Whose team unity was sure dyin
He blew all the bluster
A blowhard could muster
And when that didn’t work he tried cryin

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 08:40 PM

View Postfreebird310, on 01 July 2013 - 07:58 PM, said:

How bout some NFL limericks ? ....



There was a fat Jets coach Rex Ryan
Whose team unity was sure dyin
He blew all the bluster
A blowhard could muster
And when that didn’t work he tried cryin


I have a limerick.....  

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who had such a long....... ehhhhhh nevermind

#14 TeamPlayer1

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:18 PM

Hernandez will say "No noose is good noose!"

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:48 PM

How do Saints fans get to the Super Dome? They take the psycho path.

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 08:49 AM

I want to thank everyone for realizing that Mike Cox is **** good.

#17 Mid-Nite-Toker

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 08:58 AM

The Falcons will give Matt Ryan a "Blank" check.

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 09:20 AM

From New Orleans Newspaper on September 9th this year:

Falcons help clean up the city, Beat S**t out of New Orleans.

Patriots wear their winter gear in the Georgia Dome in preparation for the impending Matty Ice Storm.

#19 CTann

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 09:45 AM

The Saints have been knocked out of title contention.

#20 LVfalconfan

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 09:57 AM

Most people passed on this thread or should I say punted it away.




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