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Nfl Puns

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Lets hear em.

The patriots superbowl chances are totally shot.

Beating the saints week 1 will be a brees.

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I hope nobody Suh's Fairley for his vicious play.

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Sean Payton is a pill addict who was dumped by his wife after she found out he was having an affair.

That's a pun right?

that's truth. ;)

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How bout some NFL limericks ? ....

There was a fat Jets coach Rex Ryan

Whose team unity was sure dyin

He blew all the bluster

A blowhard could muster

And when that didn’t work he tried cryin

I have a limerick.....

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Who had such a long....... ehhhhhh nevermind

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From New Orleans Newspaper on September 9th this year:

Falcons help clean up the city, Beat S**t out of New Orleans.

Patriots wear their winter gear in the Georgia Dome in preparation for the impending Matty Ice Storm.

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I have a limerick.....

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Who had such a long....... ehhhhhh nevermind

I AM the man from Nantucket...

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"There once was a man from Nantucket

Who kept all his cash in a bucket

His daughter named Nan

Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket? Nantucket!"

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