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#-19 {Mojo-Risin}

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:38 AM

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"As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate, we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama," the “Walker, Texas Ranger” star says on the call, according to a recording posted on YouTube. "Now, I didn't say hand-to-hand combat, even though I think they would win there too. Jean and I decided that Newt Gingrich would be the best man to beat President Obama."

Is there no end to how much of a joke the GOP is becoming.

Chuck. Pssst, the joke has been on you this whole time, bud.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 04:33 AM

View Post{Mojo-Risin}, on 13 March 2012 - 03:38 AM, said:


Is there no end to how much of a joke the GOP is becoming.

Chuck. Pssst, the joke has been on you this whole time, bud.
Newt would whoop Obamas limp retarded azz to pieces in a cage match. Cant see how anyone else would see it different.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 04:55 AM

My president can beat up your president.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 05:21 AM

I thought movie stars should stick to the acting and keep their political opinions to themselves.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 09:49 AM

View Postpencilpusher. just because, on 13 March 2012 - 05:21 AM, said:

I thought movie stars should stick to the acting and keep their political opinions to themselves.


I agree.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 09:52 AM

View PostBirdsOfPrey, on 13 March 2012 - 09:49 AM, said:



I agree.
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 10:28 AM

Are there people out there who really care who Chuck Norris and Donald Trump endorse?

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 11:25 AM

View Post{Mojo-Risin}, on 13 March 2012 - 10:28 AM, said:

Are there people out there who really care who Chuck Norris and Donald Trump endorse?


pshh yeah



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Posted 13 March 2012 - 11:28 AM

View Postpencilpusher. just because, on 13 March 2012 - 05:21 AM, said:

I thought movie stars should stick to the acting and keep their political opinions to themselves.


That only goes for liberal "stars".

If you are republican in hollywood it is perfectly acceptable to spout your views.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 11:30 AM

View Post{Mojo-Risin}, on 13 March 2012 - 10:28 AM, said:

Are there people out there who really care who Chuck Norris and Donald Trump endorse?


sadly, yes

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 11:35 AM

If this country re-elects Obama Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick the entire country in the face.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 11:38 AM

I just really wish we could elect Clint POTUS.



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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:16 PM

View PostSteve_Bartkowski, on 13 March 2012 - 11:35 AM, said:

If this country re-elects Obama Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick the entire country in the face.

Bruce Lee's ghost would stomp Chucky once again.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:43 PM

He's Chuck Norris and he approved that message.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:45 PM

About Chuck Norris:

On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years.
[8] In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine. Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183–10–2.

Meanwhile, Bruce Lee was an actor who did martial arts like Van Damme, Jet Li, and Jackie Chan.


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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:49 PM

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Who knew dorky mcdorkerson would go from the fantasy of kicking the country in the face to pulling out reality?

Nice shift. But oh look, here comes some "libertarian" love for someone who promoted a republican candidate. Your republican is showing, Mr. "Libertarian."

Edited by {Mojo-Risin}, 13 March 2012 - 02:49 PM.


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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:55 PM

It really puts some peoples panties in a wad when an entertainer has the gall to endorse anyone not a Democrat.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:56 PM



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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:57 PM

View Postdaroadrambler, on 13 March 2012 - 02:55 PM, said:

It really puts some peoples panties in a wad when an entertainer has the gall to endorse anyone not a Democrat.

Other things that get their panties in a wad:
  • Republicans who happen to be black
  • Prominent Republican women
  • Conservative and/or Republican media figures


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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:58 PM

View PostGoal Line D, on 13 March 2012 - 02:56 PM, said:



You do know this was totally staged right?  Bruce Lee asked Chuck Norris to be in the movie so that Bruce Lee's character could beat the karate world champion.