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#1 kirbyr


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Posted 12 August 2011 - 07:06 PM

Leave the poor dolphins alone, don't you know they are almost as smart as people?

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 07:07 PM

Leave the poor dolphins alone, don't you know they are almost as smart as people?

this is great though! Julio looks fantastic. To everybody saying Turner is slowing down? Nope, got years left in him. Harry Douglass looked great also, looking to have an impact season.

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 07:09 PM

Julio is the straw that broke the camel's back. Teams just can't cover that many playmakers and have enough players to stop Snelling, let alone Turner.

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 07:09 PM

Turner was looking like the 08 Turner on those runs. He def hasnt lost it. Also Douglas and Julio are looking nice

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 07:18 PM

D looked great. O looked great. Not that impressed with Bosher's leg.

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 07:20 PM

d looked great how about spoon hitting hard and precise and how about how interceptions

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 07:21 PM

We are quicker than fast

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 07:23 PM

Chris Owens gets beat again

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 07:55 PM

Dolphin Rape Caves

Australian tourist, Karl Jurg, captured a horrifying event while vacationing in Florida.

Jurg told reporters, “It was a nice day, the water was calm. The captain took us far out so that we could scuba and swim and maybe see some fish. I don’t much go for the water so I was taking some pictures of the other people on the boat as they were jumping into the water. Just as one woman jumped off the boat into the water a dolphin shot straight out of the water and grabbed her and took her under, I just snapped off a couple shots and I was amazed that I actually got it on film. It’s weird but it was kind of beautiful the way it grabbed her, it was so graceful. Poor girl still hasn’t been found though.”

The woman taken by the dolphin was 37 year old pilates instructor and professional dancer, Tanya Halerfan of Liverpool, NY . Bob Grunderson of the National Coast Guard made a statement to the press stating, “Our search for Miss Halerfan or her remains will continue though we hold no hope of finding either. In past experience with cases of dolphin kidnapping and sexual assault the victims are usually never found.”

Researchers studying dolphin behavior have been noticing an alarming trend in recent years. They have discovered rogue packs of adult male dolphins gang raping swimmers in open waters. Human decoys fitted with tracking devices have been dumped in open waters and observed from helicopter.

Scott Randleston of the Dolphin Research Institute of Boca Raton, has been studying dolphin behavior for 17 years, and came up with the decoy program. “In every case the decoy was set upon in a short time by groups of dolphins ranging from 8 to 20 young males. It seems there are gangs of dolphin predators roaming the open waters looking for humans to sexually assault. The dolphins in each case were observed circling the swimmer as one of the group grabbed them with their ***** and dragged them under, then the others followed. You see dolphins have a prehensile *****, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. One could compare it to a boa constrictor or an elephant trunk….The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies…. We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins. ”

There are at least 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States, these usually occur near the shore where victims are able to escape before they can be dragged into a dolphin rape cave. There is no real estimate of how many deaths are the result of dolphin rape each year as many of these occur in open water where there are few eyewitnesses if any.

Authorities will continue the search for Halerfan until Wednesday, stating, “We believe this to be a reasonable time frame, if she were not killed in the attack it still means she will have been in open water without any sort of flotation device for more than 6 days and the likelihood of survival at that point is not possible.”


Edited by GuerillaOntology, 12 August 2011 - 07:56 PM.