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#61 The Legendary SB

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:45 PM

Matt Ryan doesn't need protection.  Defenses need protection from Matt Ryan.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:46 PM

Matt Ryan doesn't play football.  Football plays Matt Ryan.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:47 PM

Roger Goodell did not suspend Grady because Ryan told him not to  B)

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:49 PM

Matt Ryan doesn't need a running game.  He can beat you walking too.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:51 PM

Matt Ryan doesn't throw the football.  He simply wills the ball into the receiver's hands.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:55 PM

No means no; unless it's Matt Ryan.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:58 PM

A Panther's natural prey is the feral hog, white-tailed deer, raccon and armadillo and occasionally they will consume rabbits, rats, and birds.  Their only natural predator is Matt Ryan.  

The Buccaneers were pirates who attacked Spanish and French shipping in the Caribbean Islands during the late 17th century.  They stored up treasure for hundreds of years until they are looted by Matt Ryan on December 14th.

A Saint (from the Latin sanctus) is a human being who has been called to holiness.  Matt Ryan is going to soon find "holiness" in their defense as he finds every hole with perfectly placed balls to Falcon wide receivers.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 04:03 PM

View Posttheyhateme, on Dec 3 2008, 04:11 PM, said:

You can't make up your mind in less than 3 secs and consistantly get rid of the ball to the "most" eligible Receiver 61% of the time and not take a sack but Matt Ryan can!!!   :lol:


AMEN BROTHER  AMEN

TELL IT

Heck All I asked for this season was for our Oline to Give him 3.5 seconds.

CAN I Get a Witness! :lol:

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 04:05 PM

View PostSteve_Bartkowski, on Dec 3 2008, 08:58 PM, said:

A Panther's natural prey is the feral hog, white-tailed deer, raccon and armadillo and occasionally they will consume rabbits, rats, and birds.  Their only natural predator is Matt Ryan.  

The Buccaneers were pirates who attacked Spanish and French shipping in the Caribbean Islands during the late 17th century.  They stored up treasure for hundreds of years until they are looted by Matt Ryan on December 14th.

A Saint (from the Latin sanctus) is a human being who has been called to holiness.  Matt Ryan is going to soon find "holiness" in their defense as he finds every hole with perfectly placed balls to Falcon wide receivers.

This post made me seriously laugh out loud.  How you seriously laugh out loud I don't know - but Matt Ryan does.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 04:09 PM

Matt Ryan doesnt throw the football. He manipulates the world around to put the football where he desires.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 05:04 PM

View PostDirty Bird Ronnie, on Dec 3 2008, 03:08 PM, said:

Dear Bucs fans,


Matt Ryan doesn't own a microwave.  Because revenge is a dish, best served cold.

lol but heres one for this week. Matt ryan gets more the second timearound then the first. lol

ok..ok i know i know it wasnt funny

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 06:47 PM

Bill Bellichick reads Tom Brady Matt Ryan's stats as a bedtime story before he tucks him into bed everynight,
so he can keep dreaming...

Matt Ryan is so cool , the sun has to put on a jacket when Matt steps outside...brrrrrrrrr....

Matt Ryan so cool and accurate, he can close his eyes and strike 11 Lions on a practice toss,
and it will go for a 62 yard TD....

Matt Ryan so dreamy, the NFL wants to impliment next year that he plays without a helmet on.... :lol:

Matt Ryan is so great, he made a whole city, franchise, and fans forget about Michael Vick...

Matt Ryan is all 5 of Charles Barkley's FAV 5 in his cell phone...

Matt Ryan is the only one that knows Whats Eating Gilbert Grape....

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 07:45 PM

[quote name='DERRTYICE' date='Dec 3 2008, 06:47 PM' post='4216442']
Bill Bellichick reads Tom Brady Matt Ryan's stats as a bedtime story before he tucks him into bed everynight,
so he can keep dreaming...


hahahaha wow tht was funny

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:17 PM

Bret Farve carries Refs on his back. Matt Ryan knocks them down.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:19 PM

matt ryan doesnt avoid pass rushers..they avoid him.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:21 PM

Matt Ryan can throw a football through a cheerio at 80 yrds

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:45 PM

Matt Ryan can scare guru defensive coordinators into running to the SEC...

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 09:01 PM

God rested on Sunday so He could watch Matt Ryan play.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 09:01 PM

nobody does it like Sara Lee, except Matt Ryan.

Matt Ryan completes more passes than Bill Clinton.

If you hear that Ryan is getting blitzed he must be in a bar because no one blitzes Matt Ryan....

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 09:02 PM

If Matt Ryan were the Lions QB..they would make the playoffs. FTW