249 replies to this topic

[Vicious]

Matt Ryan CAN eat just one.

[jluk]

matt ryan is so cool hes reversing global warming

[Fanboy3000]

American physicists had to reconsider the theory of gravity when it became apparent that Matt Ryan only comes down when he's **** well good and ready.

Matt Ryan can read a novel in the time it takes other QB's to read a defense.

There are circus performers who can eat nails.  Matt Ryan can drink them.

After hearing Haley Joel Osment proclaim "I see dead people" in the Sixth Sense, Matt Ryan immediately left the theater, tracked him down and ***** slapped him.  Matt Ryan does not abide bragging.

The Matrix originally cast Matt Ryan as the One.  Fearing audiences would confuse the movie for a documentary, they replaced him with Keanu Reeves.

Every time Matt Ryan throws a TD, 10 women become pregnant.

[Vicious]

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

[bozoatl]

Matt Ryan once completed a pass that traveled 57 yards in the air........................................




















........................to himself

[illest_will]

Falcohol, on Dec 3 2008, 01:12 PM, said:

Matt Ryan could find Osama Bin Laden if he ran a slant.

[AutoMax]

automax, on Dec 3 2008, 01:29 PM, said:

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Vicious™, on Dec 3 2008, 02:18 PM, said:

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

I see your joke and raise you another...

Next year's best selling EA football video game will be called "Ryan 2010" and will feature John Madden on the cover.

[IronHead34]

Vicious™, on Dec 3 2008, 02:18 PM, said:

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

  FTW!

[Vicious]

automax, on Dec 3 2008, 02:21 PM, said:

I see your joke and raise you another...

Next year's best selling EA football video game will be called "Ryan 2010" and will feature John Madden on the cover.

   I missed it. Oops.

[Fanboy3000]

Vicious™, on Dec 3 2008, 02:18 PM, said:

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

automax, on Dec 3 2008, 02:21 PM, said:

Next year's best selling EA football video game will be called "Ryan 2010" and will feature John Madden on the cover.

[Vicious]

Borrowed this one from the Chuck one's:

Before D Hall goes to bed, he checks his closet for Matt Ryan.

[AutoMax]

Vicious™, on Dec 3 2008, 02:25 PM, said:

   I missed it. Oops.

Nah. It was worth posting twice.

[IronHead34]

Matt Ryan can stop Grady from eating at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
or
Matt Ryan once beat Grady at a corn dog eating contest.

[DurtyBirds02]

When Matt Ryan jumps in the water Matt Ryan doesnt get wet, water gets Matt Ryan.

[Vicious]

When Matt Ryan sky dives he doesn't fall to the Earth. The Earth gravitates toward Matt Ryan.

[djnowhere]

Matt Ryan built Stonehenge just so he could practice huddling up.

[sirlot]

Falcohol, on Dec 3 2008, 06:12 PM, said:

Matt Ryan yelled a hard count and the and the defensive coordinator jumped out of the coach's box.

Usain Bolt challenged Matt Ryan to a race.  Matt picked him up and threw him to Roddy White.

Michael Phelps challenged Matt Ryan to a swim meet.  Matt made them put sharks in the pool and told Phelps "Nobody tries to stop you when you swim."
Matt Ryan could find Osama Bin Laden if he ran a slant.

[Lakers2Falcons]

crankdatfalcon, on Dec 3 2008, 11:19 AM, said:

joey harrington can also...no wait, i thought you said less then 30 seconds and his the most eligible defender 91% of the time. mybad

    

[#31's Love Child]

Matt Ryan took on all of Vick's dogs in a fight and came away without a scratch.

[Dirty Bird Ronnie]

Dear Bucs fans,


Matt Ryan doesn't own a microwave.  Because revenge is a dish, best served cold.