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#41 Vicious

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 01:31 PM

Matt Ryan CAN eat just one.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 01:51 PM

matt ryan is so cool hes reversing global warming

#43 Fanboy3000

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:09 PM

American physicists had to reconsider the theory of gravity when it became apparent that Matt Ryan only comes down when he's **** well good and ready.

Matt Ryan can read a novel in the time it takes other QB's to read a defense.

There are circus performers who can eat nails.  Matt Ryan can drink them.

After hearing Haley Joel Osment proclaim "I see dead people" in the Sixth Sense, Matt Ryan immediately left the theater, tracked him down and ***** slapped him.  Matt Ryan does not abide bragging.

The Matrix originally cast Matt Ryan as the One.  Fearing audiences would confuse the movie for a documentary, they replaced him with Keanu Reeves.

Every time Matt Ryan throws a TD, 10 women become pregnant.

#44 Vicious

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:18 PM

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:21 PM

Matt Ryan once completed a pass that traveled 57 yards in the air........................................




















........................to himself :P

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:21 PM

View PostFalcohol, on Dec 3 2008, 01:12 PM, said:

Matt Ryan could find Osama Bin Laden if he ran a slant.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:21 PM

View Postautomax, on Dec 3 2008, 01:29 PM, said:

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.


View PostVicious™, on Dec 3 2008, 02:18 PM, said:

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

I see your joke and raise you another...

Next year's best selling EA football video game will be called "Ryan 2010" and will feature John Madden on the cover.

#48 IronHead34

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:23 PM

View PostVicious™, on Dec 3 2008, 02:18 PM, said:

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
:D  FTW!

#49 Vicious

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:25 PM

View Postautomax, on Dec 3 2008, 02:21 PM, said:

I see your joke and raise you another...

Next year's best selling EA football video game will be called "Ryan 2010" and will feature John Madden on the cover.

:lol:  :lol: I missed it. Oops.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:25 PM

View PostVicious™, on Dec 3 2008, 02:18 PM, said:

Matt Ryan's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.


View Postautomax, on Dec 3 2008, 02:21 PM, said:

Next year's best selling EA football video game will be called "Ryan 2010" and will feature John Madden on the cover.


:lol:

#51 Vicious

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:29 PM

Borrowed this one from the Chuck one's:

Before D Hall goes to bed, he checks his closet for Matt Ryan.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:31 PM

View PostVicious™, on Dec 3 2008, 02:25 PM, said:

:lol:  :lol: I missed it. Oops.
Nah. It was worth posting twice. B)

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:31 PM

Matt Ryan can stop Grady from eating at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
or
Matt Ryan once beat Grady at a corn dog eating contest.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:32 PM

When Matt Ryan jumps in the water Matt Ryan doesnt get wet, water gets Matt Ryan.

#55 Vicious

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:36 PM

When Matt Ryan sky dives he doesn't fall to the Earth. The Earth gravitates toward Matt Ryan.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:50 PM

Matt Ryan built Stonehenge just so he could practice huddling up.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:53 PM

View PostFalcohol, on Dec 3 2008, 06:12 PM, said:

Matt Ryan yelled a hard count and the and the defensive coordinator jumped out of the coach's box.

Usain Bolt challenged Matt Ryan to a race.  Matt picked him up and threw him to Roddy White.

Michael Phelps challenged Matt Ryan to a swim meet.  Matt made them put sharks in the pool and told Phelps "Nobody tries to stop you when you swim."
Matt Ryan could find Osama Bin Laden if he ran a slant.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:02 PM

View Postcrankdatfalcon, on Dec 3 2008, 11:19 AM, said:

joey harrington can also...no wait, i thought you said less then 30 seconds and his the most eligible defender 91% of the time. mybad :P


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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:06 PM

Matt Ryan took on all of Vick's dogs in a fight and came away without a scratch.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:08 PM

Dear Bucs fans,


Matt Ryan doesn't own a microwave.  Because revenge is a dish, best served cold.